For Sale Saturday is...FOR SALE Peugeot 306TD (XUD): HORRIBLE CAR

[Guest Hooli]

Christ... one careful owner then?

 

And 15 others

[conkerman]

I can't believe I am typing this.

 

What do you want for this minger?

 

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[Cavcraft]

I can't believe I'm reading it.

 

 

I think £230 would secure it, which in all honesty is too much money because it's bloody horrible. It's just that the engine might be useful for me as a spare or to put in the Berlingo and I could try and see if the wiper motor would fit said van too, and even possibly the alloys.

[Sloth in a bowl]

Jesus wept....

 

 

 

 

Tears of joy?

[Supernaut]

I've seen plenty of Berlingos with those wheels, so yes.

 

Also, XUD turbo Berlingo? You know you want to. It's almost becoming fashionable round here...

[Cavcraft]

£230 is far too much so it's now...

 

 

£200. Trusted 'shiters can leave a small deposit, take it away and pay when they have the rest next month or something.

[Lacquer Peel]

Why wasn't this for sale when I needed an engine donor? Pah.

 

Put the engine in the Berlingo pls, you know you want to.

[explosive-cabbage]

£200? Banter, right?

[Cavcraft]

ERIC BANTONA aside, £200 can take it. I've just taxed the bastard on line too, V5 will be coming back in my name. But yeah, £200 buys it.

[Cleon-Fonte]

I'm almost tempted to buy that and nurse it back to health.

 

Only almost though.

[Dave_Q]

ITz WELL WURF 200 M9, DIS 1S GOT A GEARBOX

[castros_bro]

How good/bad/ugly are the rear swinging arm bearings?

[KruJoe]

If the last old blue £200 Peugeot diesel I bought from Cavcraft is owt to go by, this one's deffo a bargain.

 

WOOD A 205 B ABUL 2 A FRAM IT OVER TEH PENNINES M8 ??

[Cavcraft]

How good/bad/ugly are the rear swinging arm bearings?

Offhand I don't know, sorry. I'll try and look in daylight when I get chance.

[alcyonecorporation]

BUMPERS LANE: UNEXPECTED DRIFT

[Cavcraft]

Talking of which, there used to be a scrappy down there.

[bub2006]

Screw the lucas pump, I'd still shove the engine in my van. Scary thing is I'm in Macclesfield tomorrow with a towing dolly and coming back unladen. Don't fancy the 306 on a dolly behind the c15 though!

[Cavcraft]

The fun you would, and I'm not that far from Macc either.

[sporty-shite]

Talking of which, there used to be a scrappy down there.

Until someone allegedly* crushed a car with its battery still fitted, causing a fire that spread to the badly placed stack of tyres, and thus engulfed tbe Sealand I dustrial Estate with copious amounts of smoke.

 

*this was tbe rumour I heard when I worked on Bumpers Lane.

[bub2006]

The fun you would, and I'm not that far from Macc either.

I know you aren't. And I've also been talking to myself a lot about an xud conversion. More so since kia has gone and space on the driveway

[Cavcraft]

Until someone allegedly* crushed a car with its battery still fitted, causing a fire that spread to the badly placed stack of tyres, and thus engulfed tbe Sealand I dustrial Estate with copious amounts of smoke.

 

*this was tbe rumour I heard when I worked on Bumpers Lane.

 

I know, and it cost me a night's work at the auctions behind it.

 

 

Bub: come and buy the bloody thing!

[Guest Hooli]

Bub for maximum giggles put the C15 lump in the 306 too

[bub2006]

No I can't do it. Please stop!

[Cavcraft]

I think there's probably a good tenner's worth of diesel in it Bub, so syphon that out when you're home and you've got it back for nothing.

[beko1987]

Do it do it do it do it

[Guest Hooli]

[The Moog]

Has he done it yet?

[Richard]

Are we going to have simultaneous Citroen van TD conversions this weekend?

[omegod]

You're gonna think the roffle Rover is a Bentley compared to that piece of shit Cav 

[Cavcraft]

I might end up living in the Roveroffle yet at this rate.