For Sale 05 05 only 20k leather, ac, alloys £99

[Brodders]

Hmm. A top of the range Rover with leather* seats for less than £100.

 

It's even the same colour as my 75.

 

Train ticket from here to Aberdeen is only £75.

Flights from Stanstead to Edinburgh from £10.

 

But 600 miles in a ShittyRover CityRover with a knackered clutch doesn't appeal; and I am terrified of flying.

 

Sorry, I am out. (Somebody please buy this to prevent any further temptation and searching of flights)

[kinkersaab]

READY FOR RETAIL.....

 

[oldcars]

 not only is the car £99 it also has been valeted, and has tyre dressing! Winner.

[Supernaut]

I also just saw it advertised on facebook...

 

Bring on all the tales of the mongs!

[Kiltox]

Or the tales of the mong who buys it getting all "I KNOW MY RIGHTS M8" when it packs up on the way home 

[cort16]

If I re-labelled bottles of redex as cort16's curious clutch stopper on ebay I wonder how many I'd sell before I got arrested?

 

 "stop slipping clutches by putting cort16's curious clutch stopper in your car NOW!" 

 

Try it now, if it doesn't work you can have your money back*

 

*You  must provide 7 independent inspections proving cort16 curious clutch stopper did not fix your clutch issues.

Any re-funds requests will be made out from the UK Dildo company ©

[kinkersaab]

a well spoken gentelman is on his way from about 40 miles away to" have a look"    lets hope he doesnt want to discuss payment plans an warranty....

[cort16]

What happened to that fancy v6 Citroen c5 dream machine you had? That was a nice car.

[kinkersaab]

gearbox shat it self...... so i got rid......swearing never to have another stupid modern shitroen..i now have a citroen c6......

[Kiltox]

  On 07/11/2016 at 16:07, kinkersaab said:

a well spoken gentelman is on his way from about 40 miles away to" have a look" lets hope he doesnt want to discuss payment plans an warranty....

Part exchanges come with a comprehensive warranty underwritten by Cavcraft Ltd - 2 years or until you are at the end of the driveway

[cort16]

  On 07/11/2016 at 16:20, kinkersaab said:

gearbox shat it self...... so i got rid......swearing never to have another stupid modern shitroen..i now have a citroen c6......

 

That's shite it looked nice. After Mr C owning 2 100% trouble free Citroen's in a row I'd half convinced myself that they're now fine and reliable automobiles.

[kinkersaab]

Its sold to a nice chap from the real world. He appeared delighted. I have steered him in this direction. Any cityrover owner needs to be here.

[RoadworkUK]

Thank god for that. For one zillionth of a second I was considering parking options.

[Richard]

I'd have had it for sure if there was room here.

[CortinaDave]

20k miles and under 100 quid. Felt rude not buying it. If it ran for a week its cheaper than a hire car . Good luck to the buyer

[Gingerwomble]

Hello guys I purchased the cityrover, and it only just made the 40 mile drive home which had 1 or 2 steep hills on the way. New clutch has been ordered and will be put on asap. I am really chuffed with it as it will be my first car and will probably end up in a field but until that point it'll make a great alternative to riding my motorcycle 40 miles to work each day with the dropping temperatures

[Tam]

  On 07/11/2016 at 19:58, Gingerwomble said:

Hello guys I purchased the cityrover, and it only just made the 40 mile drive home which had 1 or 2 steep hills on the way. New clutch has been ordered and will be put on asap. I am really chuffed with it as it will be my first car and will probably end up in a field but until that point it'll make a great alternative to riding my motorcycle 40 miles to work each day with the dropping temperatures

We'll done Gwomble you've saved me from myself. I looked it at first and thought oh that's less than an hour away! Google maps said 64 minutes so that helped but I've been fighting the urge to get my Rover fleet back up to 9. PHEW!!

[Supernaut]

We need an Autoshite NE Scotland meet at this rate!

[vaughant]

Literally cannot go wrong for that money, new clutch can't be too hard to fit either, looks loads of room under there as well.

Superb buying.

Do clutch, use it, Sell it with a months mot for at least double what you paid.

[Gingerwomble]

Well I'm probably gonna keep it as a sensible option and use my bike for fun lol

[outlaw118]

INSTANT HERO

[Cavcraft]

Welcome along and well done in equal measures.

[Gingerwomble]

Thanks for the welcome guys

[For Fiats Sake]

Well done ginger, as my dad used to say 3rd class riding beats first class walking.

 

Air con and leather in a first car is pretty nifty too.

 

Are you any relation to ultra(womble)?

[Gingerwomble]

No relation to ultra but on the way to collect the car I went past a place called wobble hill and I'm ginger so that's why I chose that lol

[beko1987]

Welcome! Do you know the history of the rover group or was it just 'an cheap car' and then the odd bloke selling it said pop over to autoshite?

[Brodders]

Well bought and welcome along to the club. Hopefully it will be a good car and do you proud. You will probably find that there is a lot of love for Rovers here, so keep us posted on how it is going for you.

[Gingerwomble]

I know a bit about the rover group and remember being in a few when I was younger also the odd bloke selling it told me to head over to autoshite

[Gingerwomble]

Thanks for all the help guys, can anyone point me in the direction for an owner's manual??

[buckbuckbuckie]

Any questions, day or night just phone Lee.