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CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

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I too could bring it further south. Im 5 minutes from kinkersaabs gaff most weekends so i could get it down to fife, or edinburgh.

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Its great to see people literally queuing up to drive this SuperMiniRover.

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This is mightily tempting, but the clutch concerns me. I might not make it back to my home in the Welsh hills.

 

EDIT - I have actually driven a City Rover. If you ignore the comedy-cheap interior, they're really not actually that bad. I still knocked back one for £250 the other year though...

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Cheers for the offer Tayne, but I couldnt impose.

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Random number Roffle. £3.50 a ticket. Seller gets his £99. Winner (looser) also gets £100. But has to use this to successfully (and hilariously) get the car back on its own steam, whilst all the way sending live updates for our pleasure and amusement.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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  On 06/11/2016 at 12:16, Lord Sward said:

Its great to see people literally queuing up to drive this SuperMiniRover.

 

Yeah, but so far the only offers to buy were Cavcraft (who will have sold it on within 3 minutes) and Womble (for his son)

 

Everyone wants to drive it, cruicially nobody wants to own it.

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hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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bring it to knockhill and theres northern shiters who could bring it to england in escort in case it cried and  decided it didnt wanna

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

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As someone who may have just bought a 25, I might get my nuts roasted if I now buy this, though at £99 Im still giving it very serious thought.

 

Where is Knockhill?

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  On 06/11/2016 at 14:30, Pillock said:

 

 

Everyone wants to drive it, cruicially nobody wants to own it.

 

 

We need an Autoshite PCP for this most modern of Rovers.

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  On 06/11/2016 at 15:02, UltraWomble said:

As someone who may have just bought a 25, I might get my nuts roasted if I now buy this, though at £99 Im still giving it very serious thought.

 

Where is Knockhill?

fyfe :D

The Moog Rank: Talbot Tagora

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  On 06/11/2016 at 15:02, UltraWomble said:

Where is Knockhill?

Halfway home :-)

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Hmm I am busy trying to work out a southern collection and could collect this from Edinburgh if that's any help.

I'm always up for a bit of a relay

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  On 06/11/2016 at 14:26, johngarty said:

Random number Roffle. £3.50 a ticket. Seller gets his £99. Winner (looser) also gets £100. But has to use this to successfully (and hilariously) get the car back on its own steam, whilst all the way sending live updates for our pleasure and amusement.

 

^^^^ This is pure genius ^^^^

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  On 06/11/2016 at 14:26, johngarty said:

Random number Roffle. £3.50 a ticket. Seller gets his £99. Winner (looser) also gets £100. But has to use this to successfully (and hilariously) get the car back on its own steam, whilst all the way sending live updates for our pleasure and amusement.

Can more money be used if needed? Or is the £100 it like some top gear challenge?

 

+5 for the idea though

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

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  On 06/11/2016 at 18:41, The Moog said:

Halfway home :-)

You have a strange atlas Mr Moog.

 

Just showed this James, and I said " I could take it to your college and you could do the clutch" ( he goes to this place...)

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His reaction "WTF is that? A City Rover? James May hates them I'd rather sandpaper my scrote smooth with a power sander"

 

This has kind of steeled me to get the ungrateful berk something truly awful and make him drive it.

 

When I were a lad I'd have been chuffed to bits if someone bought me a car.

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  On 06/11/2016 at 19:53, UltraWomble said:

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RAT Hub? Is this where all cars get their rat look done??
The Moog Rank: Talbot Tagora

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  On 06/11/2016 at 19:53, UltraWomble said:

You have a strange atlas Mr Moog.

 

Just showed this James, and I said " I could take it to your college and you could do the clutch" ( he goes to this place...)

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H.

I could then park the space runner next to it!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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  On 06/11/2016 at 14:30, Pillock said:

Yeah, but so far the only offers to buy were Cavcraft (who will have sold it on within 3 minutes) and Womble (for his son)

 

Everyone wants to drive it, cruicially nobody wants to own it.

 

Oh, I still want to buy it, don't worry about that. I just wouldn't let someone go through the agony of driving the bastarding thing back.

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Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'd drive it to Chester.

 

I'm feeling mashochistic this week.

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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  On 06/11/2016 at 20:15, Mr_Bo11ox said:

It says on FB that Wobbler is having this?

 

It doesn't, but that assumption seems to have been made. I didn't word that well... I just don't have time to make the trip at the moment. 

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Tayne has, get it bought!

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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  On 06/11/2016 at 21:16, Cavcraft said:

Tayne has, get it bought!

 

That just leaves me with an awful car on the drive. The getting-it-home is the fun bit!

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For Fiats Sake

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  On 06/11/2016 at 19:53, UltraWomble said:

You have a strange atlas Mr Moog.

 

Just showed this James, and I said " I could take it to your college and you could do the clutch" ( he goes to this place...)

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His reaction "WTF is that? A City Rover? James May hates them I'd rather sandpaper my scrote smooth with a power sander"

 

This has kind of steeled me to get the ungrateful berk something truly awful and make him drive it.

 

When I were a lad I'd have been chuffed to bits if someone bought me a car.

If he's so enamoured with James Mays opine then perhaps you better buy him a 10 year old panda (preferably the 1100cc version) in pale blue with yellow seats and elephant grey plastics, just what every young man dreams of*

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  On 06/11/2016 at 21:26, For Fiats Sake said:

If he's so enamoured with James Mays opine then perhaps you better buy him a 10 year old panda (preferably the 1100cc version) in pale blue with yellow seats and elephant grey plastics, just what every young man dreams of*

What about Kiltox fucked example? Something he could learn on to fix :D

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Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Tayne

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  On 06/11/2016 at 19:53, UltraWomble said:

Free car from Dad!

 

 

 

His reaction "WTF is that? A City Rover? James May hates them I'd rather sandpaper my scrote smooth with a power sander"

 

 

 

 

I blame the parents.

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

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  On 06/11/2016 at 21:40, Tayne said:

I blame the parents.

I blame the gits he goes to college with who seem to think that unless you have a Corsa, Audi or BMW then your parents are punishing you for something.

 

Christ on a bike, I had to work my arse off to run a car at his age. I didnt give a shite what I drove as long as it had seats and an engine.

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