For Sale 05 05 only 20k leather, ac, alloys £99

[johngarty]

Random number Roffle. £3.50 a ticket. Seller gets his £99. Winner (looser) also gets £100. But has to use this to successfully (and hilariously) get the car back on its own steam, whilst all the way sending live updates for our pleasure and amusement.

[Pillock]

Its great to see people literally queuing up to drive this SuperMiniRover.

 

Yeah, but so far the only offers to buy were Cavcraft (who will have sold it on within 3 minutes) and Womble (for his son)

 

Everyone wants to drive it, cruicially nobody wants to own it.

[The Moog]

A sort of Shite gear ... Sounds excellent

[hairnet]

bring it to knockhill and theres northern shiters who could bring it to england in escort in case it cried and  decided it didnt wanna

[UltraWomble]

As someone who may have just bought a 25, I might get my nuts roasted if I now buy this, though at £99 Im still giving it very serious thought.

 

Where is Knockhill?

[Guest Lord Sward]

 

 

Everyone wants to drive it, cruicially nobody wants to own it.

 

 

We need an Autoshite PCP for this most modern of Rovers.

[hairnet]

As someone who may have just bought a 25, I might get my nuts roasted if I now buy this, though at £99 Im still giving it very serious thought.

 

Where is Knockhill?

fyfe

[The Moog]

 

 

Where is Knockhill?

Halfway home

[garbaldy]

Hmm I am busy trying to work out a southern collection and could collect this from Edinburgh if that's any help.

I'm always up for a bit of a relay

[barmatt]

Random number Roffle. £3.50 a ticket. Seller gets his £99. Winner (looser) also gets £100. But has to use this to successfully (and hilariously) get the car back on its own steam, whilst all the way sending live updates for our pleasure and amusement.

 

^^^^ This is pure genius ^^^^

[beko1987]

Random number Roffle. £3.50 a ticket. Seller gets his £99. Winner (looser) also gets £100. But has to use this to successfully (and hilariously) get the car back on its own steam, whilst all the way sending live updates for our pleasure and amusement.

Can more money be used if needed? Or is the £100 it like some top gear challenge?

 

+5 for the idea though

[UltraWomble]

Halfway home

You have a strange atlas Mr Moog.

 

Just showed this James, and I said " I could take it to your college and you could do the clutch" ( he goes to this place...)

His reaction "WTF is that? A City Rover? James May hates them I'd rather sandpaper my scrote smooth with a power sander"

 

This has kind of steeled me to get the ungrateful berk something truly awful and make him drive it.

 

When I were a lad I'd have been chuffed to bits if someone bought me a car.

[hairnet]

its better than the bus or walking (just)

[SiC]

 

RAT Hub? Is this where all cars get their rat look done??

[Mr_Bo11ox]

It says on FB that Wobbler is having this?

[The Moog]

 

 

You have a strange atlas Mr Moog.

 

Just showed this James, and I said " I could take it to your college and you could do the clutch" ( he goes to this place...)

H.

I could then park the space runner next to it!

[Cavcraft]

Yeah, but so far the only offers to buy were Cavcraft (who will have sold it on within 3 minutes) and Womble (for his son)

 

Everyone wants to drive it, cruicially nobody wants to own it.

 

Oh, I still want to buy it, don't worry about that. I just wouldn't let someone go through the agony of driving the bastarding thing back.

[dollywobbler]

It says on FB that Wobbler is having this?

 

It doesn't, but that assumption seems to have been made. I didn't word that well... I just don't have time to make the trip at the moment. 

[Cavcraft]

Tayne has, get it bought!

[dollywobbler]

Tayne has, get it bought!

 

That just leaves me with an awful car on the drive. The getting-it-home is the fun bit!

[For Fiats Sake]

You have a strange atlas Mr Moog.

 

Just showed this James, and I said " I could take it to your college and you could do the clutch" ( he goes to this place...)

His reaction "WTF is that? A City Rover? James May hates them I'd rather sandpaper my scrote smooth with a power sander"

 

This has kind of steeled me to get the ungrateful berk something truly awful and make him drive it.

 

When I were a lad I'd have been chuffed to bits if someone bought me a car.

If he's so enamoured with James Mays opine then perhaps you better buy him a 10 year old panda (preferably the 1100cc version) in pale blue with yellow seats and elephant grey plastics, just what every young man dreams of*

[SiC]

If he's so enamoured with James Mays opine then perhaps you better buy him a 10 year old panda (preferably the 1100cc version) in pale blue with yellow seats and elephant grey plastics, just what every young man dreams of*

What about Kiltox fucked example? Something he could learn on to fix

[UltraWomble]

I blame the parents.

I blame the gits he goes to college with who seem to think that unless you have a Corsa, Audi or BMW then your parents are punishing you for something.

 

Christ on a bike, I had to work my arse off to run a car at his age. I didnt give a shite what I drove as long as it had seats and an engine.

[Brodders]

Hmm. A top of the range Rover with leather* seats for less than £100.

 

It's even the same colour as my 75.

 

Train ticket from here to Aberdeen is only £75.

Flights from Stanstead to Edinburgh from £10.

 

But 600 miles in a ShittyRover CityRover with a knackered clutch doesn't appeal; and I am terrified of flying.

 

Sorry, I am out. (Somebody please buy this to prevent any further temptation and searching of flights)

[kinkersaab]

READY FOR RETAIL.....

 

[oldcars]

 not only is the car £99 it also has been valeted, and has tyre dressing! Winner.

[Supernaut]

I also just saw it advertised on facebook...

 

Bring on all the tales of the mongs!

[Kiltox]

Or the tales of the mong who buys it getting all "I KNOW MY RIGHTS M8" when it packs up on the way home 

[cort16]

If I re-labelled bottles of redex as cort16's curious clutch stopper on ebay I wonder how many I'd sell before I got arrested?

 

 "stop slipping clutches by putting cort16's curious clutch stopper in your car NOW!" 

 

Try it now, if it doesn't work you can have your money back*

 

*You  must provide 7 independent inspections proving cort16 curious clutch stopper did not fix your clutch issues.

Any re-funds requests will be made out from the UK Dildo company ©

[kinkersaab]

a well spoken gentelman is on his way from about 40 miles away to" have a look"    lets hope he doesnt want to discuss payment plans an warranty....