Roffle Range Rover Roffel - It's All Over Now! Caution: Victim established!

[vulgalour]

That's what he just said, Eddy.

[Junkman]

Nah. Not one of those Laura Ashley sofas on wheels, please.

[Ghosty]

We have Laura Ashley sofas. 

Not really as comfy as a 75.

[DeeJay]

Junkman has fell for a modern vehicle with fuel injection and leather seats.

He'll be driving a 3 year old X5 on finance by next Christmas.

 

No need to guess 

[billyboy406v6]

Mercedes are rather fine motor cars you know !

[Junkman]

Nah, I'd have noticed that.

[Junkman]

Following the Granadaland Greenhouse Gassers' impeccable performance to properly disable the Junkmanish P6

and the 405 puking its bettermary today, subject Range Rover is currently the only motive device available to the Junkman Clan.

 

It has hitherto provided sterling service, much in contrast to the prevalent doom gloom pub gossip, as expected.

Also, fuel consumption is far from the commonly circulated single digit figures, in fact, it is a whopping 15.9 OMGMPG overall,

despite an average speed of a dismal 29 OMGMPH over the entire distance I drove it so far.

I may be repeating myself, but it's the latter figure that clearly proves how woeful the infrastructure in this country really is and

that the 'speed kills' horseshit is mere propaganda to justify the desire of one Englishman endorsing the licence of another

Englishman for fuck all reason whatsoever except to make his life miserable.

[Six-cylinder]

Following the Granadaland Greenhouse Gassers' impeccable performance to properly disable the Junkmanish P6

and the 405 puking its bettermary today, subject Range Rover is currently the only motive device available to the Junkman Clan.

 

If you want to drive your Range Rover, just drive drive it, you don't have to break your other cars to justify it!

[Junkman]

I broke only one car and that I didn't on my own.

The other car decided to not require my assistance to break.

[Junkman]

Would anyone here be interested in my Rangey?

 

£1,800 for the right shiter.

There's nothing wrong with that bloody car.

 

No?

 

Thought so.

[Skizzer]

I might well have bitten on that but I've gone and got an Alfa now

 

(Don't ask me to explain why they are close substitutes in my head, that's just how my head is.)

[Junkman]

That 2000 Berlina by any chance?

[AMC Rebel]

Ha ha! Two weeks after I buy er....a Range Rover.  Buses, etc. 

[chaseracer]

Would anyone here be interested in my Rangey?

 

£1,800 for the right shiter.

There's nothing wrong with that bloody car.

 

No?

 

Thought so.

First year's accounts back for signature.  Company in profit AND a tax rebate due.  This cannot end well, shitewise... 

Shit.

[Dave_Q]

For any prospective purchasers, I can confirm that this vehicle is nicer inside than my actual house.

 

It's a bit like what I imagine a high-class opium den might have been like. 

 

It's also better on fuel than my house - I suspect it would take more than a gallon to move my house 15.9 miles.

[bub2006]

 

 

Shit.

DO IT DO IT DO IT

[Junkman]

Anyone interested?

 

Still nothing else broken.

Still under 89k miles.

Still drives like a dream.

Still MoTed until September

 

Yours for only 1.2 bags.

[Ditchfinder General]

Would you take a slightly shonky Junkman spec Rover 75 in PX m8?

[Junkman]

Sorry, I can't.

Apart from the dosh, I also urgently need the space.

[Guest Hooli]

It's a bloody good job I'm broke, or I'd be even more broke running this as a daily!

[doug]

1200/59=20.33

[gadgetgricey]

1200/59=20.33

£21 a ticket and a bit of fuel to get you home provided you live within 75 miles

 

I'd be up for a ticket if it went to roffle. (no 28)

[richardthestag]

i have a twitchy trigger finger on this one but timing sucks financially for me

 

Would be up for roffle

[Junkman]

I guess a 20 quid roffle would be quite a lead balloon, no?

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I guess a 20 quid roffle would be quite a lead balloon, no?

38 and 46 for me please !

[Dave_Q]

14 please.

[Junkman]

Not even ten in the morning and you guys are already full of crack?

 

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[richardthestag]

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