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How about a Mercedes A class in classic spec with only 1 wheel trim

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My mate dissapeared off the planet after splitting up with his wife. He suddenly called me out of the blue and said that he had met a girl in a bar and bought a car for me but wouldn't tell me what it was.

 

Turns out it was a brand new blue Land Rover D701 SWL that my dad had bought or something like that.

That reads as strange as it actually is,

Four texts unanswered so far the twonk.

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There's probably a difference between the unsaleability of the car and the ability to sell it afforded to the current owner.

 

Anyone who knows about a car or cars in general should be able to sell anything.

 

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Anyone who knows about a car or cars in general should be able to sell anything.

 

 

Piss off. I've still not managed to shift the alloys off the 316!

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Dats cuz dey is not 19 inch chromez innit.

 

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Im just checking to make sure Ive got your phone number for the next time Im skint!

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There's probably a difference between the unsaleability of the car and the ability to sell it afforded to the current owner.

 

Anyone who knows about a car or cars in general should be able to sell anything.

 

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That's not entirely true though,

I've struggled selling quite a few cars, I put that down to the if only you where on my doorstep buyers who won't travel unless you half the price.

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Im just checking to make sure Ive got your phone number for the next time Im skint!

It's alright I still have yours

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In these halcyon days of multiple Ranchos, it can only be a pristine Lonsdale YD41... she's had difficulty selling it because there isn't a 'Lonsdale' category on Auto Trader anymore.

 

There. What have I won?

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That's not entirely true though,

I've struggled selling quite a few cars, I put that down to the if only you where on my doorstep buyers who won't travel unless you half the price.

You've paid full price without moving an inch from your chair.

 

The system works*. :)

 

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You've paid full price without moving an inch from your chair.

 

The system works*. :)

 

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You could say that if I actually new the price

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Does your 'mate' do lots of alcohol and drugs?

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He didn't before his break up but now I'm not so sure.

On a lighter note I got a reply to texts apologising for delay in replying due to work, he said wait and see I promise you it's better than some of the shit you used to buy.

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Talbot Tagora.............................

V6! In beige!

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She went into Halfords and asked for chrome effect plastic wheel trims to fit a Lonsdale, they said "computer says no"; she panics and wants shut ASAP.

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Knackered 206 in metallic bile green, needs wishbones, mirrors are taped on and has a misfire 

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Knackered 206 in metallic bile green, needs wishbones, mirrors are taped on and has a misfire

Funny you should say that as I've just picked up a 1400 quicksilver with hgf, if it's another one then I'm sure I could knock one good one up out if the pair

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I got a two word text today and all it says is.

 

It's black.

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Mk 4 Golf in matt black and full pineapple spec ?

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I got a two word text today and all it says is.

 

It's black.

 

He may be referring to the future.

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