Free Jag - In Shelf.

[HillmanImp]

I have no idea what sort it is but I have been informed of a free Jaguar in Shelf.

 

It was on the left hand side coming from Halifax towards Bradford, between shelf roundabout & tesco at buttershaw.

 

That was about 9.30 this morning.

 

It might have been picked up by banger racers now bit thought it was worth posting.

 

Unfortunately I can't get over there as am up to my neck in getting ready for a week away with work.

[Dave_Q]

Think this must be the one, turns out its not quite* free.

 

 

[Tamworthbay]

What a tit, that will just annoy people.

[Dave_Q]

In one way, it's good advertising, as I was only there because I heard about the free Jag. 

 

On the other hand, you're probably attracting the wrong people, as there's more chance of Junkman leasing a new Aldi A1 than there is of me spending 4+ bags on a Jag parked outside Lidl by some side of the road shitehawks. 

 

 

And it's not even a V8.

[Tamworthbay]

And if banger racers like ones round here have travelled any distance in the hope of a free car then I hope he is watching it well as it may acquire a new 'car park knock' or two.

[HillmanImp]

FFS. Sorry about that. I assumed it was an old XJ40 or something. Glad I didn't go up there myself.

 

Real life clickbait.

[Dave_Q]

No need to apologise mate, nobody forced me to go and look, and I'm not that far away anyway.

[Felly Magic]

Seller needs a kick in the cock!

[fatharris]

What a dick move.

[Jim Bell]

Someone will key that I imagine.

[Partridge]

Ahh, the standard issue Jaguar soft toy on the parcel shelf, so everyone knows the owner has a sense of humor*.

[Cavcraft]

Maybe it's been stolen? A Sovereign ringed.

[richardmorris]

Maybe it's been stolen? A Sovereign ringed.

Boom tish, he's here all week folks!

[Richard]

Is that not literally ten times its value?

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

Is that not literally ten times its value?

 

 

No - it is an X350, the aluminium one. No idea why it has the 'Sovereign' badge from an XJ40 on the back though.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Hiab, cane the rear side window and lose* the FS sign but leave the big one in there.

[mercrocker]

Phone numbers visible.   Perhaps they would like a wider audience?  Soho phone boxes spring to mind.

[rantingYoof]

Needs a title change ASAP.

 

'This man parked a Jaguar by the side of a road and you won't BELIEVE what happens next.'

 

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[Supernaut]

Has anybody keyed it yet?

 

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

It is a bit of a strange sales pitch but on a scale of really annoying things, this is that annoying is it?

[Partridge]

It is a bit of a strange sales pitch but on a scale of really annoying things, this is that annoying is it?

Somewhere in between getting a dead insect stuck in your headlights and stubbing your toe on the coffee table.