38th time lucky: Self-fixing 206

[barrett]

Well, we went to collect the 404 on Sunday and managed to get about three km up the road before the brand new clutch shat itself. Engine out job to change it, so we piled back into the modern and got on a ferry home. Incredibly frustrating. In all other respects it seemed really nice, and I at last got to experience what it actually feels like without a horrendous death rattle on the bottom end etc. Car #18 still waiting to be collected, Mk1 Break still unregistered and broken, and I have no money whatsoever. Anyone wanna crowd fund my adventures in shit cars? Or know of any wealthy widows looking for a toy boy?

[RoadworkUK]

Like solely given for an update occurring, not for breakdown misery, poverty or hopeful widow procurement.

[seth]

 Or know of any wealthy widows looking for a toy boy?

 

I haven't got to post that Datsun photo again have I? Except I don't think she's a widow.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

Like solely given for an update occurring, not for breakdown misery, poverty or hopeful widow procurement.

 

 

Me too!

[barrett]

It was frustrating, obviously, but at least it happened where it did and not half way back to the ferry or on this side of the channel.

 

Seth. Please, no.

 

Anyway, here's a nice bit of shiny Panhard. It has been helpfully pointed out that the lifespan of the tyres provides a handy deadline to get the rest of it sorted out

 

[barrett]

Boom! Car #18 has landed at last!

[vulgalour]

That BX is the same colour as the forum inside and out.

[Spottedlaurel]

Very nice! Does the BX get any more attractive than that?

[garycox]

That looks fantastic, more pictures please!

[Sigmund Fraud]

That's proper early, 1600cc I presume ?

 

We demand pictures of the Lego dash !

[HMC]

Superb! Just as Gandini intended.

[dollywobbler]

Very nice! Does the BX get any more attractive than that?

 

Only slightly. There are promo pics of a bright yellow one, with yellow bumpers. Seriously delicious. This one looks absolutely lovely too mind. Nice buy!

[barrett]

It's REALLY nice. Much too nice for me, really (let's see if the mot tester agrees). I drove it home tonight after Panhard Gary sorted the poor running issue ot arrived with, and it's flippin' great. Feels all tight and unmessed with, drives lovely and runs smooth as anything. It's a 16TRS which was top spec so it's got leccy front windows and those little opera windows in the rear pillars. There is an 80s car phone installed and the radio was already tuned to R4!

 

I haem done any proper pics yet but here's what I've got

 

 

 

 

Partial fleet shot

[garethj]

I'm loving the opera windows!  And it's beige, yet sophisticated - what's not to like?

[barrett]

I almost forgot in all the BXcitement but the 404 is finally back! A friend picked it up in France and dropped it at Portsmouth, it's now MoT'd and ready to go but seems to have a charging issue so the dynamo wants looking at before any big trips are undertaken. Here is is earlier providing support on a photo shoot - somebody took a pic of me hooning about on the gravel, watch this space

[barrett]

Yes!

[barrett]

Are people still posting about rubbish old cars? I've lost track.

 

Anyway, a partial boring fleet update.

 

The 1172 engine for the Heron is still being dismantled and awaiting a health report. The chap seems to be on a go-slow at the moment, but I guess there's no real rush.

 

Big news with the Model A. The 'new' engine has been wheeled from a dark corner in the shed to a different corner. This, I think, is progress. In a couple of weeks the head will come off for a quick check of what's inside and then, hopefully, it might actually go in the car. Brake shoes are going to come off next week for relining and then I think I have enough parts to rebuild the brake system.

 

The green BX break is currently stranded at work with no exhaust. Hopefully this will be sorted on Monday. I think it is just about to run out of MoT, or already has, and I've no idea how it will fare in that department. The ABS light is on most of the time and it is quite rusty, but my MoT man is fairly generous about that sort of thing. Fingers crossed.

 

The gold Mk1 has been dailying, which I don't really want to do but it's my only working vehicle, and has been going pretty well. Obvs it's totally illegal so don't wanna push my luck and must get a ticket on that asap, but time, as ever, us against me. I suspect it needs brakes fairly soon and am concerned the front suspension/steering isn't as good as it should be. I've nevery driven a non-PAS BX before so maybe I'm just not used to it, but I'll be checking ball joints and that sort of shit sooner rather than later. Oh, I did have the end of the sill welded up a while ago. I must have done a thousand or so miles in it and it really is a lovely thing.

 

No progress anywhere else, but I may have found a willing custodian for the green TZD hatch, which is destined to become a parts car.

 

Major bad news is the 404 is broken already. Was trying to get to Wales a couple of weeks ago in very hot weather and it started missing after being sat in traffic. It's been running rich and assumed it had fouled the plugs, but even after cleaning them up it still wasn't having it. Pulled the plug lead off number one and it made no difference! Plenty of fuel and spark to all cylinders, but one and two are refusing to fire. A compression test looms next week. Possible HGF or stuck valves, but neither seems likely given the circumstances. Whatever it is, it's frustrating and depressing and I'm expecting it to be sorted for free by the guy who rebuilt the engine. Not looking forward to that conversation, because French

 

I don't have any money, but I've found a Xantia I really like the look of, which could take over daily duties if the green car fails it's test. Glutton for punishment, or sensible option?

 

Will attempt a more pictorial update next time...

[Lacquer Peel]

What variety is the Xantia?

[barrett]

BEST, obviously, avec blower, and it's a wagon in a nice colour but RONG interior. I have a very specific set of Xantia criteria and it meets more than most, but I'm worried I'll be dissappinted again if I have one that isn't perfect

[mk2_craig]

Hi Barrett. What's the script with the mk1 estate, is it still on Jersey plates?

[barrett]

The Mk1 estate still isn't registered here, after it blew up I sort of got pissed off with it and, as I think is pretty obvious, I have too many other stupid old cars to worry about and am quite easily distracted. My vague plan is to sort the paperwork out and then put it up for sale as a project when I get a UK registration for it. If nobody wants it I will attempt to find another engine to go in. It's annoying because it drove absolutely brilliantly before I killed it. Ce la vie.

[mk2_craig]

Did you get given a log book for it or just an export certificate?

[barrett]

Well, er, I don't wanna say too much. I don't have any documents for it. I need a certificate of conformity from PSA, according to the DVLA they will be happy with that. Trouble is it costs €90 plus whatever fee my bank charges for an international transfer etc amd I have had better stuff to spend my money on recently tbh. Just gotta pull my finger out and get it done before the MoT runs out!

[mk2_craig]

Send me a PM and I'll see if I can help, I'm still over here and can speak to former colleagues in the registration office. Is it this one from my Channel Island Chod thread a decade ago?

 

[bramz7]

I think I know what Xantia you mean...get it!

 

Shame about the green estate, I thought it was pretty solid when I saw it/had a go in it.

[phil_lihp]

I realise that this is somewhat stating the obvious, but my word that Peugeot is stunning.  Fingers crossed the problem's an easy fix - at least when it goes wrong it's something nice to look at while you're waiting for recovery.

[bunglebus]

Dull history my foot. My car history mostly consists of sub-£200 Fords and air cooled VWs bought with the heart not the head, only to languish in the garage for years before being disposed of.

[barrett]

Did I mention number 19 yet? I've now disencumbered myself of all Mk2 BXs amd just have the pair of Mk1s, which means I'm down to a shocking seven cars only! That probably means I'm in the market for something old, weird and cheap.

Anyway, I'm quite into this thing, I'm not used to having a car that's just a tool with no real emotional attachment, but so far it's done a good job of belting up and down the A23 every day and not blowing up. The stereo works and it's comfortable so I'm pretty happy for £175 or whatever it cost!

 

[paulplom]

It looks well smart

[barrett]

Xantia is broken, temporarily I hope. Bloody Citroens.

Mk1 BX estate is now on eBay:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272932814341?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

 

Somebody please make my life easier and buy it