Cleland BX in double MOT shocker!!

[explosive-cabbage]

The little red 106 is a brilliant car for me;- nippy, reliable, and a veg burner. I've done nearly 1000 miles this week and it hasn't missed a beat, but somehow there is something missing. It isn't everything I want.

 

With the plethora of cars from multiple decades available to the discerning Shitist, surely something can tick every box? The crashed white Cleland 205 very nearly did that, at the time I had it. Time passes, and your tastes change, but somehow your still drawn back to certain values of a particular marque. 

 

Getting a booty call from an unknown man offering a near perfect car for less than a weeks wage is even better than getting a booty call off that crazy French bird. 

 

I've got stuff to get sorted around home before we set off to Northumberland, but Joe will take the reins and tease you with some heavily cropped photos....

 

Can you guess what it is yet?

[dollywobbler]

 

Come on Mr Joe!

[Supernaut]

It'll have an XUD and will be running silly boost within 24 hours of you collecting it.

[Felly Magic]

Horsey Horseless with the rare 1.5 Maxi diesel engine option

[pshome]

R20 previously owned by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi ?

[KruJoe]

[pshome]

two tone paint job, nice!

[explosive-cabbage]

I'm surprised the Uniwobbler hasn't got it yet. 

[KruJoe]

If you have Angel or Angyl in your name, you're disqualified from participation. 

 

Another clue:

 

[Coprolalia]

XUD7T R8?

[explosive-cabbage]

Not quite.

[Ghosty]

White car and Vulg knows what it is.

 

Has Chompy suddenly let go of the Applause?

[KruJoe]

That last one was a bit stingy... here's a bit more of it:

 

 

It's a bit more angular than the Clap.

[Felly Magic]

Proton saloon?

[320touring]

Doesnae look much like an e30...

[Jim Bell]

Is it a body kitted white 205 td?

[Faker]

Singer sowing machine!!!

[KruJoe]

Nope.

 

 

Keep guessing.

[320touring]

its no a farkin xantia is it?

[Ghosty]

This is really annoying me!

[explosive-cabbage]

You won't fine me 320touring in a Beemer. 

[KruJoe]

"its no a farkin xantia"

 

 

Getting easier now...

[explosive-cabbage]

I'll give you all a clue, looks like your needing it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's white. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat.

 

No, literally, we are leaving to collect it in 15 minutes. 

[KruJoe]

 

That must give it away..?

[Dave_Q]

AX dizzler?

[KruJoe]

Read carefully...

 

[KruJoe]

 

Easy peasy now.

 

We're off!

[Lacquer Peel]

XM?

BX?

[KruJoe]

Check that light cluster Lacquer Peel

[Lacquer Peel]