Sold 1991 Ford Sierra 1.8LX

[Jim Bell]

My car is for sell as I am sell my car noaw.

 

For sale -

 

1991 Sierra car from the manufacturer Ford.

 

Comes factory fitted with the desirable combination of a 1.8 CVH petrol powerplant, combined with the legendary Pierburg autochoke carb. It gets all the girls panties wet.

 

 

It has five doors, one of which is a boot.

 

 

It has working class transmission, which requires the manual changing of the gears, unautomattically.

 

 

It has a modern Blaupunkt head unit CD player and comes with the original Ford tape player for playing all of the tapes you made for that lass, but never had the courage to give her.

 

It has windows opened by onboard electricity, and a sunroof which operates by manually winding a handle. Just like a Lancaster bomber.

 

 

 

It has recently refurbished OMG COZZY wheels, which are worth up to £249.99 on their own m8.

 

Non privet registration included with car.

 

 

 

Now comes the expensive and extensive list of items recently replaced parts -

 

New Leads.

New Dizzy Cap.

New Coil.

New Rotor Arm.

New Fuel Pump (not bosch, no good 4 veg).

New Cam Belt.

New Water Pump.

New valve stem seals.

New front disks and pads.

New rear shoes, cylinders and handbrake cable.

New battery.

New oil, coolant.

 

MOT - 17.09.16.

Taxed and Insured to get your homo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bad bits: Fuel gauge likes to tell long meandering stories that often contain sections that contradict earlier assertations. Needs a new sender.

 

There is a non perfect paint match on the leading section of bonnet. Visible in pic.

 

I was driving in heavy rain recently and the car started kangerooing badly. Next day was dry and it drove fine. Suspect moisture in dizzy cap. Its right at the front of the large roomy engine bay and there's no undertray. There is a plastic cover over the dizzy, but its got a few snapped clips and its not a great design. Probably needs a condom or rubber glove stretched over the lot. Or something.

 

 

 

Car is located in North East England - NE34.

 

 

 

Price is £750 for a shitter.

 

 

Trigger was a previous owner and as I understand it, did all the work mentioned above.

 

 

 

Its not perfect, but its very good.

[Cavcraft]

Probably needs a condom or rubber glove stretched over

 

 

Trigger was a previous owner

 

Bit late for that now.

[garbaldy]

Holy shit I much wants that motor car,

[fordperv]

Nice looking motor

[Jim Bell]

Bit late for that now.

 

 

Also makes women hyper fertile and receptive to all your sperms.

[omegod]

I was expecting a 1 before that price  , thats a steal but I'm skint sadly 

[Jim Bell]

Holy shit I much wants that motor car,

 

You can talk the talk.  Can you walk the walk, Pilgrim?

[garbaldy]

If you can park it at yours then yes.

[Jim Bell]

I was expecting a 1 before that price  , thats a steal but I'm skint sadly 

 

It owes me a faasand pahnd.  As ever, I could do with a fast sale because theres something else I want.  The price reflects the situation.  I'd want more £ from a park ranger.

[Jim Bell]

If you can park it at yours then yes.

 

 

Its one of those "park anywhere" cars that they used to make, so it'll go anywhere.  Youre welcome to buy it and park it here.  I'll even drive it too if that helps any?

[trigger]

To be honest I think you underselling the car, it's worth much more than your asking.

[Jim Bell]

To be honest I think you underselling the car, it's worth much more than your asking.

 

Agreed.  If theres no fast interest here, it'll be advertised to a wider audience, at a more "ford market" value.

 

 

I'm in a bad mood atm so am probably not selling the car well.

 

 

Its a rust free rear wheel drive Ford with a great interior, an uncracked dash, that runs, drives, stops and has loads of MOT.

 

Theyre hard to buy at twice the price.

[djimbob]

That is pleasingly crap, i remember the days when those were scarily modern and jelly-mould like etc and so forth

 

I don't want it as i seem to be obsessed with Korean shite now, which is at least the sort of thing my parents approve of

[Bren]

Please don't put it on retro rides - it wil be omgdriftkaos to death assuming you are looking for a swap - probably BMW with HGF or SAAB that has been to the asteroid belt.

[Guest Lord Sward]

I'm not into Fords, but thats noice.

[purplebargeken]

You have a man's knees Sir. Now give them back.

[JohnK]

I might just have this back.

 

That's the second old car of mine I've thought about buying back just this week.

 

Did somebody say fleet reduction ??

[Jim Bell]

Ideal for pissing off the long-suffering wife.

[scaryoldcortina]

TBH, I'm considering it too, and I already have one mercury grey sierra.

 

P/X renault laguna?

[purplebargeken]

None of us need rely on old cars for that to happen. It does help though. 

[purplebargeken]

White Sierras are the best though. You know this. 

[twosmoke300]

I like the way you put that it's in the NE under the bad bits 😄

[EssDeeWon]

I remember JohnK buying this recently, but when did I blink and miss him selling it to Shitpeaz? Anyway that is very very nice and in one of the best Ford colours from that era.

[drum]

To be honest I think you underselling the car, it's worth much more than your asking.

I agree. Much cheapness.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

P/X renault laguna?

 

I would rather lie on the floor on my back, with my legs up a wall in the corner of a room, and try and piss into my own eyes all day thanks.

Cash welcome though.

[oldford]

White Sierras are the best though. You know this. 

I think that you mean Blue.

[Jim Bell]

I like the way you put that it's in the NE under the bad bits

Its bad if youre from from warm wet Cornwarl anyway.  Nice day out though.

 

 

I remember JohnK buying this recently, but when did I blink and miss him selling it to Shitpeaz? Anyway that is very very nice and in one of the best Ford colours from that era.

 

Rule 14.  Never blink.

 

I agree. Much cheapness.

 

I agree too.  Its still seemingly very hard to sell a great car to people who all think that its worth a lot more.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

No pics of it smoking its bollocks off so I call PH custard and say you've photoshopped that CVH* on there in place of the Pinto to for extra Autoshyte points.

[scaryoldcortina]

I would rather lie on the floor on my back, with my legs up a wall in the corner of a room, and try and piss into my own eyes all day thanks.

Cash welcome though.

 

Have you tried claiming back for your peepee eye?

 

Had to try. I am considering straight cash though because BARG.

[sierraman]

I'm so glad I've not got £750 at my hip at the moment. Or my wife would go Rupert when she found out the money I said I'd spend on a sofa, I'd 'invested' in a Sierra.

 

I had one just like this years ago, sold it in 2006 for £30 and a case of Stella. As people have said you could get an easy £1200 on fleabay.