Sold Going Live! Bike for sale.

[oldcars]

Ten mins in. Tyne bridge tailback. I need a poo. I've just had a poo. I need a poo again.

Remember the rule, you NEED a garden centre. Should be open now for bowel movements.

[Jim Bell]

I'll try and find one on the way home.

[Jim Bell]

£3 for 2 hours wifi has now expired so I may go dark. Will update from the next wifi hotspot.

[inconsistant]

Four poos is pretty impressive given that the day is still so young. If you can maintain this giddy momentum I think you'll see double figures by mid afternoon.

Does the car have a brown interior? Will it have one soon?

[oldcars]

I'm on three already. I don't know what the symptoms are of overdosing on Imodium, bound to be hillarious though.

Lets just say you won't "go" until at least Easter at the earliest.

[Jim Bell]

Update.

[Coprolalia]

[Jim Bell]

Phil: Jesus Christ Gordon. This may end up being the fabled 10 shit car collection.

 

 

 

Gordon: Squeeeeeeeeeep.

[320touring]

It shall be known as the "ten turd trip"

[dome]

Truly you have taken Autoshite to a new level. If I manage more than a shat-trick I'm doing well/really badly.

[conkerman]

I refer to them as the St Ivel 5 shites.

 

Travel well wilsons and I hope you have a spare pair of dunghampers stowed away.

[Jim Bell]

There's some graffiti on the way into Derby that just says SMOKE CRACK in silver paint.

 

You don't see much pro hard drug use urban advertising.

 

I'm not convinced by it, but it's certainly something to consider.

 

Easier to explain to the family too:

 

"Why have you gone bankrupt again Barry?!"

 

a) Buying shit cars. - "are you a fucking idiot? You're nearly forty years old!"

 

 

smoking crack - "well that will do it. Would you like some soup?"

[Jim Bell]

The weather is closing in. Looking grim out there.

[UmBongo]

Elliot: 'I'd like to ask Five Star why they're so FUCKING CRAP...'

 

Sarah: 'Thanks very much, Elliot.'

 

The perils of live stuff.

[fatharris]

This is already going to be good, I can tell.

 

Put me down for 8 poos total.

 

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[Bucketeer]

Have you made any twain fwends or poo pals yet?

[conkerman]

Oooh A wipestake

 

Put me down for 9 before midnight.

[oldcars]

The weather is closing in. Looking grim out there.

Why is that man saluting those pipes?

[Sloth in a bowl]

Ten mins in. Tyne bridge tailback. I need a poo. I've just had a poo. I need a poo again.

 

 

Reminds me of this exchange.

 

 

Mr_Bo11ox, on 19 Jan 2016 - 5:20 PM, said:

I had a J-reg diesel 825 back in the day, I filled the entire interior with logs just leaving enough space for me plus a gap above the ones in the passenger seat so I could see the rear view mirror while driving along at 25mph

 

 

WilsonWilson, on 19 Jan 2016 - 5:35 PM, said:

Bad scotch egg?

 

 

Mr_Bo11ox, on 19 Jan 2016 - 6:47 PM, said:

The worst ever

 

 

 

So from that, I infer that you are going to buy an 825D and a bad scotch egg.

[beko1987]

Fuck me I've just been told off for laughing too loudly whilst reading this.

[Bren]

Food poisoning my arse.

 

You're shitting yourself with excitement.

[greengartside]

Probably bagging his liquidised shit up and seeing if the new car will run on it when he makes the trip back? WVO IS SO 2015.

[beko1987]

Probably bagging his liquidised shit up and seeing if the new car will run on it when he makes the trip back? WVO IS SO 2015.

Fuck having the same issue that I had the other day and needing to change the fuel filter at the side of the road...

[Inspector Morose]

 

 

[NorthernMonkey]

[Six-cylinder]

I have also been to Birmingham to collect a car this morning but I can’t manage any poo stories!

 

So as not to poollute this thread I will tell my story in Six Cylinder Motoring notes.

[320touring]

MOAR UPDAETZ

[skattrd]

MOAR UPDAETZ

 

6hrs since his last update.

 

I reckon he's either dead in the loo or almost home in his new (recently soiled) car.

[Bobthebeard]

 

Wilsons, where are you?

 

Maybe he sacrificed his flat cap and couldn't face telling us?

[cort1977]

While I miss Barry Shitpeas, this is almost as good.

 

I'll go for 7 and a facelift 205 DTurbo.