STUNO Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Thanks to flat4alfa for posting this in the "one shite photo" thread. It demands a caption though. It also demands to be identified.The winner will receive a grin. "I opened the door, got in, and now I have to get out to close it F**K that, get a Trabbi right now" for starters FakeConcern and flat4alfa 2
dollywobbler Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Frank was a little bit disappointed by his promised 'glamorous lady in a Gullwing' birthday treat. FakeConcern, Uncle Jimmy, Captain Mainwaring and 5 others 8
D Spares & Tyres Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Sorry granny we aren't getting in til you get rid of that farty smell STUNO and mercrocker 2
HH-R Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 "Well it ain't no Horsey Horseless, is it?" STUNO 1
jakebullet Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Sarah Conner's let herself go. Skizzer and STUNO 2
Bren Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Thora Hird spotted in futuristic bubble car. tooSavvy, forddeliveryboy and STUNO 3
forddeliveryboy Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Well I knew it was one of those odd Eastern-bloc microcars (thought it was Czech), so had a hunt and it's a Hungarian Pajtas and featured in Popular Mechanics in 1960. Known as the Pajtás, it looked less silly than many Hungarian microcars. Unlike Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, East Germany, Romania and Poland, Hungary wasn't allowed to produce cars so this was their response. "Your Grandpa's gone for a dump and no, you can't take it round the block. I want a dump, too." STUNO and Six-cylinder 2
hauserplenty Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 AH. Eye kin knot byee thees...dissplay case on wheeeellzz--eet iz SCRATCJED! My hovercrafft, iz full of eeealzzs. ...I don't think you're...using that right... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vAQJHHf3i1o STUNO 1
320touring Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 "The Mercedes cost cutting drive was really beginning to show, even affecting prestige model lines" "If he had said he wanted a greenhouse, he could have got one and we could have kept the Isabella" "A cheeky lil 2 dr number he said, it's cute, he said" a glaswegian take: "wan ae yoos cunts is walkin hame cuz ahm no movin" mercrocker, Skizzer and STUNO 3
NorfolkNWeigh Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Mavis Plaxton was getting more than a little annoyed at Eric's meanness , even Edna Duple's husband actually BOUGHT a car. STUNO and Skizzer 2
Skizzer Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 OK Nanna, we believe it, you were courting Dan Dare Pilot Of The Future. Now come and have a cup of tea and a cherry bakewell. Luckythirteen, spartacus, Justin Case and 1 other 4
John F Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 "Poor Mildred had been waiting for several days for a lift home from the cabbage soup drinking competition, but even with the door wide open and having taken plenty of charcoal tablets there was no sign of her flatulence improving." Skizzer 1
STUNO Posted January 21, 2016 Author Posted January 21, 2016 Thanks Forddelivereyboy for the ID. In my expert opinion so far, Dollyboy should be the winner, but as he is a professional writer an automatic ban is in place and Skizzer is currently on top. Another reply has been received as I write, probably from Too Savvy so will now need an interpreter. Skizzer, tooSavvy and John F 3
STUNO Posted January 21, 2016 Author Posted January 21, 2016 Oh, it was JohnF , with a good entry. John F 1
tooSavvy Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Old Ma " 't fuq?" TS STUNO and Sigmund Fraud 2
oldcars Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Some twat has put the steering wheel on the wrong side. Im not moving seats, i really am not. Skizzer and STUNO 2
Junkman Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 We're going nowhere until you bring me a brown paper bag. forddeliveryboy, anonymous user, STUNO and 1 other 4
STUNO Posted January 21, 2016 Author Posted January 21, 2016 Two more superb entries, and savvy's, interpreter please. John F 1
STUNO Posted January 21, 2016 Author Posted January 21, 2016 Well it's gone midnight in the land next to the land down under and I want to end the misery. Junkman wins with a short and to the point caption, unfortunately Dollywobbler also wins because we can all grin twice. Also as there are no losers on here you can all receive a grin. Junkman, Skizzer, tooSavvy and 1 other 4
Sloth in a bowl Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 The Harrington Legionnaire Micro Coach still had more wheels at the front than the back but lacked the room for 3 mini's and £4 million worth of gold. STUNO and tooSavvy 2
Cheggers Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Slow, smelly, smoky, Eastern European, undesirable, 7 previous owners, atrocious panel gaps and a slapping big end. Still, at least she drives an interesting car... Sent from my SM-N910F using Tapatalk anonymous user and STUNO 2
flat4alfa Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 it's a Hungarian "Megyünk sehol, amÃg hozol nekem egy barna papÃrzacskót."
flat4alfa Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Dobd el a bugyit, Sir William, nem tudok várni 'til ebédidő.
Station Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 (Child on far right): "Your car's shit. And you're fat." STUNO, mercrocker and Bobthebeard 3
fred Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Tonight on Celebrity Big Bubble - Dale Winton dresses as an ageing MILF - Whilst One Direction try and Fap over him for Beer tokens STUNO 1
George-Roper Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Nan I am not getting in that for all the Spangles in Woolworths! (Younger members ask you parents.) mercrocker and STUNO 2
midnite Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 fcukin chorlton and the wheelies innit STUNO 1
Tamworthbay Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Kid on the right saying 'why is the car like the fat bird in the passenger seat? Coz they are both fun for a ride until your mates see you in them? STUNO 1
anonymous user Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 That's the last time I ask for a Kinder surprise egg Justin Case and STUNO 2
STUNO Posted January 22, 2016 Author Posted January 22, 2016 Dobd el a bugyit, Sir William, nem tudok várni 'til ebédidÅ‘."Megyünk sehol, amÃg hozol nekem egy barna papÃrzacskót." I pressed "like" for these replies, I could not make out any swear words.
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