Event Shitefest 2016 24th - 26th June --- Lost Property

[garbaldy]

No it was an off road club

[stripped fred]

No it was an off road club

Them lot do like a drink.

[Uncle Jimmy]

 

Updated to add the latest few victims guests.

 

Six Cylinder – Day VisitorRichard- Camping Friday and Saturdayhairnet - fri night if early enuff - sat and sunDollywobbler - Camping Friday and Saturday.davidfowler2000 - In-car camping Friday and SaturdayMat_the_cat- camping Friday and SaturdayItalianjob- day visitor SaturdayBub2006 Friday and Saturday car sleepingKru_Joe - Fri + Sat camping*Skizzer - all the days but probably not campingCatsinthewelder - Fri + Sat campingquicksilver - day visitorBeko1987 - Carping Fri and Satbinhoker668 - Camping Friday, possibly Saturday.Barefoot - camping friday, going home saturday.JohnK - camping Friday & SaturdayVulgalour - Day visitor (maybe, depends on plans nearer the day, would be heading on to Maidstone afterwards)320touring camping/poss hotel 2nd nightBrutha_touring camping/poss hotel 2nd night Sloth in a Bowl - Camping Friday and Saturday

Explosive-cabbage - Camping Friday and Saturday. Veg available for on-site refuelling!

cms206 - Volvo patent motorhome solution Friday/Saturday night. 

RobT - all the days, cheap B&B both nights.

Ruffgeezer Poss Fri, certainly Sat Camping please.

MrDuke - Fri & Sat, maybe Sun, probably camping, possibly. Perhaps.

Skattrd - Poss Fri, poss Sat - poss camping, maybe bring caravan - vague and undecided

Bucketeer - All the days, all the camping.

Luckythirteen - both days and nights, as one follows the other.

SambaS - Camping Fri Sat

The Moog - car camping Friday, maybe saturday

Wuvvum - Probably car camping Saturday night, not 100% on that yet though

Vin - Saturday night - car camping

Cyanide Steve - All weekend in the FSO Camper

dodgytom - Saturday car kip

stripped fred - Fri and Sat camping

garycox - All of the days, car or tent or shelter made out of car mags

phil_lihp - Car camping Saturday

Nibblet - staying in a Volvo Saturday

 

[DeeJay]

Them lot do like a drink.

That's why they can't stay on the road.

[phil_lihp]

It's just that I have much saliva with which to polish the paintwork if you are bringing the Jag.

 

Your ace avatar image might be the last thing I picture before I go to sleep every night, soft focus included. I just want to stroke it and tell it everything's going to be okay.

 

I might but fuel costs will be enormous! I will have time to save up though.

 

The lacquer has gone on the bonnet and roof so no amount of polishing/dribbling is likely to produce a shine. You're welcome to try though.

[hairnet]

are we nearly there yet

[trigger]

I've said this before and I'll say it again, I'm so upset that I can't make it this year. Last year's one was the highlight of my car year. I'm genuinely gutted!

[RobT]

Now I know how far it is to six-cylinders place after the BX-Vectra collection last week, I estimate a fuel cost of 80 quid overall if I bring the Daimler (assuming I get 16mpg driving like a nun). So I may well have to camp this year as I'm also struggling to find cheap accomodation locally. Like a twat I binned my tent last year thinking I'd never need it again! This Argos £15 cheapie should do.

 

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/9275647.htm?CMPID=GS001&_$ja=cgid:18091974325|tsid:59156|cid:189949525|lid:96720333325|nw:g|crid:77627773765|rnd:3064507904666465404|dvc:t|adp:1o2|bku:1&gclid=CKOas9iu98oCFUlmGwodMKEFgg

[JohnK]

Just sleep in the back of the Daimler Rob, I'm sure it will be comfortable enough!

[Sigmund Fraud]

I have no excuse not to attend this year... All I need to do now is make sure that at least one of my interesting* cars is back on the road - no point in turning up in a dull eurobox like the Loopoo !

[skattrd]

I was thinking I'd like to bring the Volvo 850 to this, but I'd probably better bring the Umm seeing as it didn't make it to SF or Chumley last year.

However I can't sleep in the Umm, so I might have to ask about caravan borrowing.

[mat_the_cat]

This Argos £15 cheapie should do.

 

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/9275647.htm?CMPID=GS001&_$ja=cgid:18091974325|tsid:59156|cid:189949525|lid:96720333325|nw:g|crid:77627773765|rnd:3064507904666465404|dvc:t|adp:1o2|bku:1&gclid=CKOas9iu98oCFUlmGwodMKEFgg

 

Even better you can take it back for a refund within 16 days...we've done that once when like a fool, I forgot the tent on a camping holiday in Cornwall.

[Bucketeer]

You can have this if you want RobT.

 

 

Only used once, yours to keep.

[RobT]

That's a kind offer Mr B, but I bought one of the Argos cheapies yesterday. I may still end up B&Bing though as not really a fan of camping these days!

[hairnet]

Note to suvnas

 

Yer still in that sarf

 

It'll be warm innit

[wuvvum]

I must have a play at the weekend and see if the Kenari's seats will fold down into anything resembling a bed...

[hairnet]

you steal off billy?

[Bear]

Tempted, as my original June plan to fuck off to Iceland* for a prawn ring festival looks too expensive.

 

Only question is, which car. Though, the hearse would make camping easy, if a little claustrophobic (under) or exposed (over).

[cms206]

If I ever get the sodding 406 back in one piece I'm coming in that.

[Six-cylinder]

If I ever get the sodding 406 back in one piece I'm coming in that.

Mrs Cyl will be disappointed if you are without Volvo!

[hairnet]

 

your volvo too posh for andy

[Six-cylinder]

 

your volvo too posh for andy

Maybe not!

[hairnet]

 

no the other one

 

are you a serial botherer also??

[Six-cylinder]

Which one we have two more?

[hairnet]

 

 

*falls over and books rubber room*

[Guest Breadvan72]

No it was an off road club

 

That was the OVROAD MONGFEST that I biffed for reasons to do with unicorns.

[Richard]

I'm out. It seems a couple of days off was too much to ask.

[Richard]

 
Six Cylinder – Day Visitor

hairnet - fri night if early enuff - sat and sun

Dollywobbler - Camping Friday and Saturday.

davidfowler2000 - In-car camping Friday and Saturday

Mat_the_cat- camping Friday and SaturdayItalianjob- day visitor Saturday

Bub2006 Friday and Saturday car sleeping

Kru_Joe - Fri + Sat camping*

Skizzer - all the days but probably not camping

Catsinthewelder - Fri + Sat camping

quicksilver - day visitor

Beko1987 - Carping Fri and Sat

binhoker668 - Camping Friday, possibly Saturday.

Barefoot - camping friday, going home saturday.

JohnK - camping Friday & Saturday

Vulgalour - Day visitor (maybe, depends on plans nearer the day, would be heading on to Maidstone afterwards)

320touring camping/poss hotel 2nd night

Brutha_touring camping/poss hotel 2nd night 

Sloth in a Bowl - Camping Friday and Saturday
Explosive-cabbage - Camping Friday and Saturday. Veg available for on-site refuelling!
cms206 - Volvo patent motorhome solution Friday/Saturday night. 
RobT - all the days, cheap B&B both nights.
Ruffgeezer Poss Fri, certainly Sat Camping please.
MrDuke - Fri & Sat, maybe Sun, probably camping, possibly. Perhaps.
Skattrd - Poss Fri, poss Sat - poss camping, maybe bring caravan - vague and undecided
Bucketeer - All the days, all the camping.
Luckythirteen - both days and nights, as one follows the other.
SambaS - Camping Fri Sat
The Moog - car camping Friday, maybe saturday
Wuvvum - Probably car camping Saturday night, not 100% on that yet though
Vin - Saturday night - car camping
Cyanide Steve - All weekend in the FSO Camper
dodgytom - Saturday car kip
stripped fred - Fri and Sat camping
garycox - All of the days, car or tent or shelter made out of car mags
phil_lihp - Car camping Saturday
Nibblet - staying in a Volvo Saturday

[strangeangel]

Six Cylinder – Day Visitor

hairnet - fri night if early enuff - sat and sun

Dollywobbler - Camping Friday and Saturday.

davidfowler2000 - In-car camping Friday and Saturday

Mat_the_cat- camping Friday and SaturdayItalianjob- day visitor Saturday

Bub2006 Friday and Saturday car sleeping

Kru_Joe - Fri + Sat camping*

Skizzer - all the days but probably not camping

Catsinthewelder - Fri + Sat camping

quicksilver - day visitor

Beko1987 - Carping Fri and Sat

binhoker668 - Camping Friday, possibly Saturday.

Barefoot - camping friday, going home saturday.

JohnK - camping Friday & Saturday

Vulgalour - Day visitor (maybe, depends on plans nearer the day, would be heading on to Maidstone afterwards)

320touring camping/poss hotel 2nd night

Brutha_touring camping/poss hotel 2nd night 

Sloth in a Bowl - Camping Friday and Saturday
Explosive-cabbage - Camping Friday and Saturday. Veg available for on-site refuelling!
cms206 - Volvo patent motorhome solution Friday/Saturday night. 
RobT - all the days, cheap B&B both nights.
Ruffgeezer Poss Fri, certainly Sat Camping please.
MrDuke - Fri & Sat, maybe Sun, probably camping, possibly. Perhaps.
Skattrd - Poss Fri, poss Sat - poss camping, maybe bring caravan - vague and undecided
Bucketeer - All the days, all the camping.
Luckythirteen - both days and nights, as one follows the other.
SambaS - Camping Fri Sat
The Moog - car camping Friday, maybe saturday
Wuvvum - Probably car camping Saturday night, not 100% on that yet though
Vin - Saturday night - car camping
Cyanide Steve - All weekend in the FSO Camper
dodgytom - Saturday car kip
stripped fred - Fri and Sat camping
garycox - All of the days, car or tent or shelter made out of car mags
phil_lihp - Car camping Saturday
Nibblet - staying in a Volvo Saturday

strangeangel - camping Friday and Saturday

[KruJoe]

Sad news Richard.

 

I must have a play at the weekend and see if the Kenari's seats will fold down into anything resembling a bed...

 

This works well in many hatchbacks...

 

BX bed:

 

Passenger seat out, milk crate in its place, back seat squab out, seat back laid flat, and single air-bed/li-lo + sleeping bag = WIN!

 

And this is how NOT to do it: