Roffle 88 Colt. LOL ROFFLE (NOW WITH FREE MONEY)

[Cavcraft]

Krujoe looks so happy he's popped his cork.

[Jim Bell]

Leaving Manchester and Joe behind.

 

 

 

 

 

Last train.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

[DVee8]

Have I missed something? Is Mr WW the once renowned Mr shitpeas?

[vulgalour]

It's fine, I'm quite alright, I don't need any help. No. Please stop looking at me like that.

[Bear]

It looks like he's saying "Help", but thinking "Eat".

[Jim Bell]

At Weatherby. Will update thread later when home.

 

 

 

[hairnet]

Manchester. Home of the Happy Monday's, the Ruby Tuesdays and Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

 

 

 

Manchester is Brittains forth smallest town and boasts two proffesional football teams. Staybridge Celtic and Bury.

 

The local dialect is Manx, and cats are born without tails within its county boundary.

 

 

Manchester.

 

Mad ferret.

lmfao

 

you might not be rong arr kid

[hairnet]

and shurely its wen ahh get haim

[Junkman]

No arrival yet?

I IZ WORID

[Jim Bell]

Late Updates!

 

Sorry for the delay. Been a long shift.

 

 

Spotted a couple of lurkers on a roof:

 

 

 

 

 

Turned out they were very nice gentlemen and were equipped with a car of impeccable taste.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back at home base we came across the NOT A ROFFLE prize Colt.

 

 

Not before I knocked a bit on P6 trim off.  Sorry JM

 

 

 

 

 

Behold!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[skattrd]

So, after a few hours with the Colt do you love it or hate it?

[Jim Bell]

As is now a tradition, handover key shot.

 

 

 

 

 

GENUINE ORIGINAL DEALER FOB JIZZ

 

 

 

 

 

I'm going to ring them tommorrow to see if the corrosion warranty is still valid.

[Jim Bell]

So, after a few hours with the Colt do you love it or hate it?

 

 

Its really great.  When I first got in it I thought is was super comfy.  Its perky enough, nippy, quiet and holds pretty well too.

 

After driving it for a couple of hours, I started to get pins and needles in my legs though.  The seat just doesnt go back far enough to be perfect.  Hopefully it wont make any difference as a short hop town car, which I intend to use it as.

 

Cant fault it though.

 

Best £5 I ever spent.

[Jim Bell]

Spotted a couple of interesting things on the drive back.  The 50mph stretches of the M60, M62 and A1 are fucking awefull.

 

Non - pineappled, not Gti mk2.  Driven by an older couple.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

American car.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because Conrad is such a gent, I didnt have to fill the tank before I left,  but a stopping in for a money shot nearer home:

 

 

 

 

And finally home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

172 miles door to door.

 

 

 

 

 

Great thanks to Junkman and Conrad for being such pleasant and helpful gentlemen, and for steering me right.  The cars been warded by them both and its obviously been well looked after.

 

 

Its in for MOT this week, so wish it luck!

[vulgalour]

Good luck little maroon box!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Great to meet you, WW. I hope little maroon box is as reliable for you as it was for me!

[Junkman]

Little maroon Coltbox is still in the brotherhood, which is important.

Do not sell to strangers.

[babydriver]

Well, slap my thigh and call me Roger, you came all the way to my home town and I have never seen that Colt or Rover in the 20 years I've lived here............I love Rover P6s. 

[oldcars]

 

 

LEEDS achieved.

 

 

We arrive out of season, to find only one crane, which still displays in vien, though all potential suitors are migrated to Benidorm for the warmer, summer months.

 

 

Watch out for the ghostly iphone, it might get you. If it was purchased with carphone warehouse your screwed anyway as all you data is now owned by some scammer.

[Junkman]

Watch out for the ghostly iphone, it will get you. If it was purchased, you're screwed anyway, as all your data is now owned by the NSA.

 

EFA

[Jim Bell]

Best of luck to anyone that steals all of my personal information. That's like shoplifting from a charity shop.

I forced Mrs WW to drive Ron (burgundy) home from work this evening. She flat out refused initially, as she hates autos with a passion (having only ever driven a XJ40 round a car park before she'd passed her test, and an SLK once when I drank too much beer) and was absolutely convinced that a £5 car MUST be a deathtrap.

After initial attempts to drive it with two feet were trained out, she settled into it. Being left handed, and used to turning signal pole on the left of the wheel, she kept lifting her hand to reach for an indicator that wasn't there. At least two people thought she was waving, and waved back.

After we'd done a bit of THE ASDA car park manoeuvres and she'd drove the ten or so miles home she broke out in a smile.

"I guess it take it all back. It's nice. Will you put a radio in it?"


MOT first pet.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Well, slap my thigh and call me Roger, you came all the way to my home town and I have never seen that Colt or Rover in the 20 years I've lived here............I love Rover P6s. 

 

I was under the impression you were in north Manchester somewhere?

[Jim Bell]

Live update.

 

She's in for MOT.

 

Tester said it's one of the best examples he's ever seen/you don't see many of these any more/ very solid underneath etc etc.

[EssDeeWon]

But the lettering on the numberplate is not spaced correctly?

 

FAIL!

[Cavcraft]

You do realise you've completely jinxed that now, don't you?

[Felly Magic]

Barely a curve in sight, so 1980's. Love it. Happy maroon boxing to you

[garbaldy]

Live update.

 

She's in for MOT.

 

Tester said it's one of the best examples he's ever seen/you don't see many of these any more/ very solid underneath etc etc.

I wonder if the vosa computer fires that line out to the tester when any Colt reg number gets pumped in, its the same I've got the last few mots of my colt

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Hmmmmm.

 

 

 

 

 

Ah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok

 

 

 

 

ITS A PASS!!

 

 

No advisories.

 

 

Required one CV boot.

 

 

Another years motoring coming.

 

 

 

That'll do pig. That'll do.

 

 

 

[Felly Magic]

Ron lives to fight another year. Go Ron!!!