Sold Peugeot 305 - OFF TAE SCOTLAN.

[holbeck]

Always been  Newton Asbo to me!

[vulgalour]

I like the big arrow on the castle so you can see where the clock is.

[Coprolalia]

There's a bloody good cider bar in Newton Abbot.

Prolly hasn't changed in 100 years.

Small brown sign above the door, just looks like a house on the main road otherwise. Sawdust on the floor, sit on old barrels or benches, serving finest rotgut, scrumpy and fruit wine.

Not many memories leave that place.

[tooSavvy]

Whilst uve binn training ive binn hammerrin back tae Wallsend.

 

Chuffinn A1, chuffinn caravans

 

 

..... not long now then, eh?

 

 

TS

[holbeck]

There's a bloody good cider bar in Newton Abbot.

Prolly hasn't changed in 100 years.

Small brown sign above the door, just looks like a house on the main road otherwise. Sawdust on the floor, sit on old barrels or benches, serving finest rotgut, scrumpy and fruit wine.

Not many memories leave that place.

Been there, it's as good as you say.

Even in these days of equality they refuse to serve ladies with pints of Cider, my missus most put out by that.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Holy shit. I've hit the other sea!

It's beautiful.

 

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Devon is full of chod!!

[Jim Bell]

 

Tramp with his arse out opposite the station.

 

Bonus points.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Is this chod heaven?

[hairnet]

no offence like but

 

waa divvent ya fly ta plimuth like

[holbeck]

waa divvent ya fly ta plimuth like

 

 

It'd be an interesting landing

[Junkman]

no offence like but

 

waa divvent ya fly ta plimuth like

 

There are only two things that fly. Birds and fools.

[vulgalour]

Ode to Devon (to the popular tune by Mr Elgar)

 

Land of chod and tramp's arse

Lovely views of the sea

Oh there's a blue Triumph!

Want to stay here eternally.

[xtriple]

 

Tramp with his arse out opposite the station.

 

Bonus points.

OI!!!! You cheeky bastard, that's ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Newton Abbot is known as the worlds biggest roundabout and it is a proper shithole!

[cort16]

I hear Devon is good for diesels as it's very Torquay.

[Junkman]

Update by Mr Shitpeas urgently required.

I'm bursting with excitement!

[Coprolalia]

I think it's Chod heaven due to the well-known WINNERZ triumvirate:

 

1. Giffers

2. Farmers

3. Unemployed Wayne and Waynetta's unable to finance Pukes and sQuashPies.

 

 

This thread beats work allday.

[John F]

Holiday ban lifted in Newton Abbot in the VERY SAME YEAR that Norse vikings found the city of Leeds... coincidence?

 

I THINK NOT.

 

Good luck with the collection, and I hope you manage to resolve the conflict with your internal dialogue partner.

[barefoot]

I'm worried that he might have tripped and fallen into that tramp's arse crack.

[Coprolalia]

I'm worried that he might have 'tripped' and fallen into that tramp's arse crack.

 

FTFY

[ruffgeezer]

 

Tramp with his arse out opposite the station.

 

Bonus points.

 

 

That's a heck of a selfie Barry, but I don't want to know how you held onto the stick from that position.

[KruJoe]

I'm bursting with excrement!

FTFY

[holbeck]

I think it's Chod heaven due to the well-known WINNERZ triumvirate:

 

1. Giffers

2. Farmers

3. Unemployed Wayne and Waynetta's unable to finance Puke's and sQuashPies.

 

 

This thread beats work allday.

 

Aye, I've just been to Lidl and parked next to a Daihatsu Applause

 

 

Devon chod FTW

[Jim Bell]

Update, picked up from the station in this:

 

 

Seller is an autoshiter and doesn't know it.

 

Ten mis later got to this;

 

 

Literally covered in shit.

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Was keen to get on the road so didn't get a hand over shot. Straight to the derv station.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Filled her up and bumped into a v8.

 

 

 

 

Then on to the road.

[Jim Bell]

Absolutely lovely day for a drive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blue sky and bridges.

 

 

 

 

Zoom zoom.

[Richard]

SRD! Poshest diesel 305 you could get I think.

[Jim Bell]

Made it as far as Portishead services.

 

The temp gauge doesn't work on the car so I took it easy at first. Started at 50 for 20 miles. Then 60. Then 70. Then er, 90.

 

The car rides wonderfully. Like a BX. a bit.

 

Some pics;

[Jim Bell]