Roffle Rover 25 GTI - *flashback*

[MarvinsMom]

strangely i kinda really, really would like to own this.

 

i don't need it, and have no place to keep it or any real use for it.

 

but i would still like to own it.

[hwarner1211]

And done.

 

1.NewPod

2.TheMoog

3.Forfiatssake

4.Dave21478

5. Tayne

6. Sofarsogood

7. Kiltox

8.Barmatt

9.AlsoMike

10. SamR380

11.Tickman

12.dave21478

13.jazoli

14.eddieramrod

15.Robinmasters

16.J-T

17.Marvinsmom

18.Phil_LihP

19.Ruffgeezer

20.TheMoog

21.Kiltox

22.TheMoog

23. Eddieramrod

24.Tickman

25.Slothinabowl

26.Forfiatssake

27.Ruffgeezer

28.Gadgetgricey

29.Tam

30.Mercedade

31. Tayne

32. Deejay

33. Mcoli

34. Jackytwoshoes

35. Barefoot

36.Ruffgeeezer

37.jazoli

38.HillmanImp

39.Marvinsmom

40.TheMoog

41.Nyphur

42.Foad

43.Gadgetgricey

44.Cavcraft

45.Rantingyoof

46.TheMoog

47.Tam

48.Barmatt

49.hwarner1211

50.Mcoli

51.Deejay

52. SamR380

53.TheMoog

54.Robinmasters

55.Slothinabowl

56.fatharris

57.deejay

58. Hwarner1211

59. NewPod

[eddyramrod]

This is the first Roffle I've done on random numbers.  Will they serve me any better than my usual selections?  Time will tell...

[HillmanImp]

I should really have spent this £8 on some heroin or something, as lying in the road with a needle in my arm would probably hold me in higher standing with the neighbours, than if I turned up with another car.

[eddyramrod]

You could always donate it to some other worthy Shiter.  Bub, for example, is in need at the moment...

[For Fiats Sake]

I'm not sure this car is "scrap" enough to annoy the cunt down the road.

I'd also have to permanently park it next to his work truck.

The dog has been told and she's fine with it, it'll have a bigger back seat than a panda and that's all she cares about.

[gadgetgricey]

WW, how are we getting on with payments?

Do we look set for tonight?

[ruffgeezer]

My nipsy is puckering in anticipation.

[Jazoli]

is this happening tonight?

[Jim Bell]

Yep.

[Jim Bell]

Not everyone has paid, but we are going ahead. If you win and you havnt paid, the car will go to someone else.

[Cavcraft]

Me.

[Jim Bell]

You havnt paid.

[overrun]

Me.

[Kiltox]

Him.

[For Fiats Sake]

someone else

[Guest Someone else]

someone else

Fantastic, when can I collect it

[ruffgeezer]

Eeeeeeeeeee

[Cavcraft]

You havnt paid.

 

I bloody well have.

[dollywobbler]

I think I'd better implement the same rule. I should have bought a ticket in this one, same number as yours in the Colt ROFFLE, and then we'd get paid just to swap cars.

[dollywobbler]

Number 8 - Barmatt, well done!

[ruffgeezer]

Aww fucksocks. Congrats BarMatt

[Jim Bell]

Barmatt is our winner.

 

And hes paid!

[The Moog]

Well done Barmatt!

[Cavcraft]

Seconded, well done chief.

[HillmanImp]

Wooooooooooh.

 

Well done/Bad luck*

 

 

*delete as appropriate.

[MarvinsMom]

fuck shit arse wank

 

congratulations, i think.....

[overrun]

Barmatt is our winner.

 

And hes paid!

Me.

[For Fiats Sake]

Roffles are like sex*, look forward to a good one for ages and when it's over it's just so:

 

meh.

 

Good luck with your OMGHGF car bastard, er varmit, barmuff, whatever.

 

 

 

 

 

*tugging ones todger

[Sloth in a bowl]

Moderately disappointed that I wasn't the winner. On the up side, there is an insurance problem that I do not have to worry about.