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I'm just gonna have to start selling drugs. But with OEM wheels and no tints. 


Txt me for all your Ibuprofen, Sanatogen, Polygrip Ultra, Feminax, Sennacott and Bazzooka that veruca needs.


I do liver.



Can you get hold of some Migralieve? [/whisper]

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Seems I have overpaid for and then subsiquently overpriced this car.


Anyone that fancies it and is put off by the price, feel free to make a derisory offer. Shes got a full tank of juice and will drive anywhere.


Cheers all.

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I have been trying to get my old man to buy this but he is a picky sod and doesn't like travelling to view cars and I still think he believes the internet does not exist, so any pictures of said car are not of said car and he would turn up and be sold a vhs player or summat.


Anyhow its lovely and a BARGAIN. 

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Just reminded myself re: what this car looks like. Fuggin lovely. Deep sigh. I have never had a Merc. Not really likely to either unless you wantz MGF and a Rover 75 swaparoo. Twoferone AS mega-deal.

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Take the bloody Merc someone, just take it FFS :)


Seriously, it looks the bollocks, it really does. God knows how it didn't sell here or on ebay.


As suggested, try the marque-orientated forums perhaps. 

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I've had 2, both estates, one 4-pot, the other a 6-pot.  I killed them both.


But I could see me wafting around New York (Shiremoor) in that.

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I feel quite bad, because I like everything about this car and think it's a very fair price. But I've got seven cars at the moment and space for three, so I'm not going to buy it off you. Someone somewhere must want it though - keep trying?

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The Mrs does, if it has PAS and metal sills/front cross-member.

It does, but it turns out I was right to be fearful.  Something about how many "empty 'G's" it gets and a daily drive to Hartlepool and back.


I'd say it was the thought of losing her first-car putting her off, but her first car had manual pop-ups, was wedge shaped and pinto engined, so it can't be that.


I want this, but practicalities are getting in the way.  I also think you've got the numbers right, Bruce.  

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