Well that's a bit random - somebody stole half my car... eBay nob content

[twosmoke300]

Errrrm , Is it my eyes failing or is there no towbar on the 205?

[Parky]

We Deffo need to masquerade as Watchdog or Rogue Traders and get in there. Dugong can do the camera work, I have a trench coat somewhere, all we need is a presenter.

 

Perhaps we get Mike Brewer in, that way if it all kicks off, he's the one who gets lamped?

 

When it gets to court, Vulgalour can do the sketches of the accused.

 

"Ebay Justice Squad - in 2014 an Autoshiter got dicked about by an Ebay seller. A rogue cell of old car enthusiasts, holding out underground in brown and beige surroundings got the call. So if nobody can help, and if you can find them, maybe you should hire - the Ebay Justice Squad"

 

That's one for Autoshite TV, we could schedule it after one of our On The Buses episodes.......

[Cavcraft]

Looking forward to reading more about this, keep us posted!

[twosmoke300]

Also just noticed that in the original listings it doesnt look like it has a rear silencer so the exhaust getting stolen after bit seems more than dodgy.

[Danblez]

Blimey *pulls out the popcorn*

 

GOOD LUCK!

[Danblez]

I am giving 3 to 2 ON that the gear box is present (I went to the MrB school of betting)

[Richard]

I'd be a little bit worried that somebody other than the seller owns it, or thinks he does.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Pics to follow if I am not stabbed up and hidden under a bush on that peice of waste ground. 

 

In other words, pics not to follow. 

[Heidel_Kakao]

Waiting with bated breath here!

[twosmoke300]

Jesus , this could go terribly terribly wrong . Get pictures FFS

[Richard]

Errrrm , Is it my eyes failing or is there no towbar on the 205?

 

It's your eyes failing

 

[twosmoke300]

Note to self :- less masterbation

[maxpower]

Don't ya just love a good mystery   its probably that twat that is standing in the picture grinning that is the fkin seller.

[castros_bro]

Jesus F Christ look that sweat pouring out of your tee shirt arm pit.

[HillmanImp]

Jesus F Christ look that sweat pouring out of your tee shirt arm pit.

 

Thats where people urinate from in Yorkshire.

[Parky]

Payment has gone through and has not been refunded yet - right?

[Guest yelookinit]

Anticipation is killing me! Hopefully you are not dead lol

[Matt]

I have a trench coat somewhere

 

No no, the idea is to expose the seller, not yourself.

 

[Parky]

No no, the idea is to expose the seller, not yourself.

 

It'll strike fear into their very hearts. Or they'll die laughing. Either way it should make extracting a refund simpler!

[Lankytim]

So, youre just gonna hook up and do one?

 

You may as well take a better/more expensive car instead.

[Parky]

So, youre just gonna hook up and do one?

You may as well take a better/more expensive car instead.

I wondered that - far more worthwhile for a Merc or similar. Which leads us to conclude the car didn't make bridge money and the seller is welching on the deal. Another case of no reserve failure.

 

Still awaiting the next exciting instalment though!

[Cavcraft]

Note to self :- less masterbation

I know what 'u' mean.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

[HH-R]

Perhaps we get Mike Brewer in, that way if it all kicks off, he's the one who gets lamped?

LOL! " 'Old ahhhht yer 'and!"

[KruJoe]

 

Well, he's not answering his phone, anyway.

[twosmoke300]

Shit

The

Bed

[Mr Lobster]

[Micrashed]

 

Rochdale - where the alsatians go round in pairs...

 

 

[Louise2cv]

Oh god. I feel so bad about encouraging him now...

[Cheggers]

It'll be fine, nothing bad ever happens in Rochdale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, hang on...