Legal advice regarding neighbour and shite cars.

[derskine]

Yes Micrashed it was previously a golddigga.

His mobile number is on a sign at his house believe it or not, I had considered putting his car on ebay.

[Richard]

Whose house is for sale there?

[DodgyBastard]

He's pissed off because potential buyers of his house have been put off by the amount of shitheaps lying around down the road...

[Herts van Rental]

Not in Scotland sadly.

 The trespass Law in Scotland relates to access on foot, the Right to Roam, the Law re vehicle Access is entirely different

You can walk up a Private Road, but not drive up it.

[derskine]

Still, the driverway is a shared road.

It's got to a stage where it's completely ridiculous, and as such hilarious.

[sheffcortinacentre]

you need to keep a log as said & keep reporting it to the police, if they don't take it seriously then go in person & make a statement re his & there conduct.

 

you will be taken as the trouble causer if not.

 

next time he uses the i'll call the police (he knows the won't do anything but thinks you'll be scared) ,you do it their & then you'll be amazed how he'll shit himself, done this several times when knobs like him say this say hes obstructing you going about your private/lawfull business & being confrontational & you think he may become violent.

 

he's obviously trying to provoke you into doing something (as all & sundry will have said what your doing is within the law) or he would have got bored by now.

[nisfan]

Revenge is a dish best served cold, once the unit thing is going ill help you fuck this guys life up as you dont deserve this shit.

[barefoot]

If his address/phone number/e-mail address were to appear on line, even if only for a very short time

You'd be amazed how much crap he suddenly found himself signed up for.

[Lankytim]

What does he actually want from you anyway? Is there any way you could come to an arrangement?

[PiperCub]

Agree with the no-violence route, much as kneeing him in the 'nads is an attractive proposition - mind you, he's doubtless so small anyway (BMW 1, acting like this etc - all the hallmarks of an inadequate trying to be the big man) there's always the danger you'd miss.......

 

Best route as others have mentioned is to keep a log of this feckin' e-jit's harassment, in fact, where possible write it all down in his presence, note the date, time, actions, and what is said, don't engage in an arguement to give him any ammunition. This will either encourage him to leave you alone (maybe he can get a life, hobby, job, any or all of the above) or gives you the ammo when either the council show up again or becomes sufficently great that you've grounds to file harassment charges with both council and police.

 

There's an old saying:

Don't try to argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level then beat you with their experience.

[derskine]

Yesterday is the first time I've spoken to him, I told him to move his car back, to which he said "The sign (that he put up) says priority to incoming traffic".

I said I don't care about the sign.

If it was my house I would've locked the car and drove away in the polo, but it's not my place to further increase tensions.

I'm loathe to get the police involved, A ) That's not who I am and B ) They don't seem to do anything.

[Ratdat]

TBH, as this fool's sole intent is the wind you up and basically get some kind of reaction from you, the best weapon you have is to just ignore him like he's not there. If he addresses you in person just act like he's not even there. I reckon that'll massively piss him off as it'll ruin his little game.

[dollywobbler]

Or even better, just be sickeningly pleasant to him and anyone he sends to speak to you from one of his complaints. 

[Parky]

I agree that being pleasant or ignoring him is best. He won't be able to deal with that. He does seem to be a grade a arsehole though

[PiperCub]

Or even better, just be sickeningly pleasant to him and anyone he sends to speak to you from one of his complaints. 

 

Exactly, you will be Mr.Reasonable, so when they talk to him he'll come off like what he clearly is - a major league asshole with deep-seated inadequacy & personal issues. They'll then be on your side.

[scooters]

creosote on the lawn works wonders (if you can find it, they don't seem to sell it anymore) It kills and stains the grass and also pollutes the earth underneath so that nothing can grow there evar again...

 

alternatively, Get a sack of road salt and sprinkle it liberally over his lawn...salting the fields was a good old ancient trick when you wanted to really screw your foe. The Romans used it rather a lot. Should work wonders on his lawn and he'll have to replace a good 6 inches of top soil before relaying.

 

another jape is to get hold of a few dozen old keys - get some fobs and print the following on the fobs - "REWARD IF FOUND AND RETURNED £50 to (insert his address here)"

Then make up numerous set of keys and scatter them in the nastier parts of town etc.

Get a deck chair and sit back and watch the fun.

[Parky]

The above is absolute genius. Evil with a hefty slice of plausibility

 

Can you imagine the rat faced chavs and tattoo'd munters turning up expecting their 50 quid? Of course all of them will accept that it's not a genuine offer, and leave laughing and happy. And not menacingly suggesting that they have come for their fifty and they are getting it......

 

Just evil.

[Lankytim]

Never heard of that one before, brilliant! I have a big box of old keys too.

[Squire_Dawson]

If they think it is the key to his house they might try and get in first to attempt burglary - not good if you are found to be somewhat behind it.

[twosmoke300]

What a brilliant idea. Do it . Do it .do it

[Richard]

If his house is for sale the problem will go away eventually anyway.

 

Our nice neighbours (the guy on the other side is a delusions of adequacy fud, as reported previously) have put their house up for sale. I will not be impressed if this fucker buys it.

[xtriple]

I had a problem like this about thirteen years ago, bit different as I WAS running a business from home buying and selling cars (skint having just bought the house, moved and no full time job) and the old fella over the road complained about everything - took photo's, phoned the council, Police, everyone he could think of. I got up one morning and had parking tickets on all my cars... which numbered about fifteen at the time.

 

Finally came to a head when I was washing a recent acquisition with the pressure washer and he came over and started going off on one. I was polite, polite, polite, polite, then got fed up and told him I was bored now and I was going to carry on washing my car. He carried on and on so I jet washed him!

 

Not big, not clever and it got the police involved but it did stop all the complaints stone dead! Typical bully, backed down when stood up to...

 

Few months later I'd got a proper job again and scaled things back to a sensible level (I accept that I was well out of order with the amount of cars I had in a quiet, residential cul-de-sac) and I went and apologised. We ended up really good friends...

[New POD]

I had a problem like this about thirteen years ago, bit different as I WAS running a business from home buying and selling cars (skint having just bought the house, moved and no full time job) and the old fella over the road complained about everything - took photo's, phoned the council, Police, everyone he could think of. I got up one morning and had parking tickets on all my cars... which numbered about fifteen at the time.

 

Finally came to a head when I was washing a recent acquisition with the pressure washer and he came over and started going off on one. I was polite, polite, polite, polite, then got fed up and told him I was bored now and I was going to carry on washing my car. He carried on and on so I jet washed him!

 

Not big, not clever and it got the police involved but it did stop all the complaints stone dead! Typical bully, backed down when stood up to...

 

Few months later I'd got a proper job again and scaled things back to a sensible level (I accept that I was well out of order with the amount of cars I had in a quiet, residential cul-de-sac) and I went and apologised. We ended up really good friends...

 

 

We share a drive with an old lady who doesn't have a car, and the drive is the best place for maintenance, as it's flat.  One time she decided to have a moan, and I suddenly went into "I'm so poor" mode. I only service and maintain my cars as I'm poor, and I'm forced to, don't want to buy shite cars that need work etc. She shut up after that.

[derskine]

Anyone got a surplus of BMW keys

[scooters]

Mwa mwa mwa...

Wear latex gloves whilst handling keys. Ideally get steel discs and a set od alphabet punches to write reward message. Almost impossible to trace.

[fordperv]

Get a can of expanding foam and fire it up his exhaust in the dead of night

[drum]

This legal advice is great*. Who needs breadvan.

[dugong]

Heading into wafty territory, methinks.

[derskine]

In all seriousness, I'm not going to do anything, most of the stuff he does is so annoying that it's funny to imagine someone being like he is, but these suggestions are great.

[Pillock]

Set up a fracking site in his garden! Shag his wife, then kill her! Set fire to his house! Photoshop him into a picture with Rolf Harris and send it to the local rag! Shag his wife again! Etc.