OMGWTFIKEARAFFLESTANCEYO Collection thread

[cms206]

LETS ROLL!

[vulgalour]

Do you need your ticket to claim your raffle prize?  Don't want you to have a wasted journey.

[Spiny Norman]

Good luck.

[fordperv]

is this another live update collection? im quite expecting the handing over of the keys to be like the advert for the winners of the postcode lottery getting the cheque

 

this is the woman that makes me chuckle and cringe at the same time, everytime its on

 

 

"derek! were off to benidorm"

[mrbenn]

On the edge of my seat! Which seems to happen quite often on this site

[Guest Breadvan72]

On the edge of my seat! Which seems to happen quite often on this site

 

 

That is because the seat rail has rusted through and the thing is held on with cable ties and bodge tape.

[vulgalour]

...and the diaphragm split about 10,000 miles ago and has since been replaced with part of a plastic milk crate we borrowed from the corner shop...

[cms206]

@ PASSPORT CONTROL

[rml2345]

 

"Where are we?"

England

"What number?"

7A. Have a gorilla.

[vulgalour]

Is that Numberwang?

[rml2345]

Possibly.

In other news, we are NEWCASTLE!

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Prepping the chariot.

[Jim Bell]

 

Not yet collected enough.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Solution:  collect it MOAR.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

A wild Scotch appears!

 

Shitpeas uses "Greeting". It is super effective.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

"Its nae as bud as a thaaaaaaaaart"

 

 

Everyone seems to approve to an acceptable degree.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

 

SVM. So hard that only 66% of attendees require coats.

[Jim Bell]

 

Going

 

 

 

 

 

Going

 

 

 

 

 

Gone.

 

 

 

 

Nice to meet yous fellas, was a pleasure.

[KruJoe]

So hard that only 66% of attendees require coats.

 

Never before has Mr.Fowler been described as the 'hard' third of the attending SVM!

 

(Says the scrawny 10stone portion of the Yorkshire-shire Tat Collective.)

[hairnet]

lmao - v**lsw*ge*

 

got ya their then

 

 

 

 

A wild Scotch appears!

 

Shitpeas uses "Greeting". It is super effective.

hello sir - can i interest you in some weirdy foreign money scottish poonds

[dollywobbler]

What?! SVM in 'not in a Volvo' shocker! I guess the 960s thirst finally proves to much eh?

 

Good luck with the return journey!

[skattrd]

MOAR updates needed.

 

I reckon Mr Shitpeas pic of the 3 stooges Scottoshite Volvo Fetishists standing next to the £15 Volvo is a worthy contender for next years Calendar.

[Luckythirteen]

 

 

A wild Scotch appears!

 

Shitpeas uses "raffle". It is super effective.

 

Wild Scotch flees.

 

Shitpeas gets shiny road.

 

Shitpeas gets 42, 000 experience points. Level up

EFPokemon.

[rml2345]

MONEY SHOT

[drum]

 

 

A wild Scotch appears!

 

Shitpeas uses "Greeting". It is super effective.

Prepared for the worst with the lyingundercarcoat donned.

[Micrashed]

Hey,I have one of those in superfatbastard size. They'rrrrrrr grrrrrreat.

[cms206]

It's home! Grumbly wheelbearing aside it seems to be GR12!

[cort16]

Good news!

[Richard]

This is the cheapest wheel bearing I found. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301062645409

[Jim Bell]

That car is unstoppable. In the good way. Not the bad way.

Sorry about the wheel bearing dude. I certainly never spotted it.