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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Unfortunately it'll probably be someone who's just bought a Mexico log book and tags for £300.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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We all 'know' that MkI 3dr Escorts are worth DOLLAR. But, still. £7750?

 

To that spec? Probably! :lol:

 

How about this then...

 

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Ah, but that isn't a Mk1, even if it does have enough doors to meet the spec. :wink: In fact a Mk1 3dr would pretty much have to be the estate, which IIRC doesn't command the top money.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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100,000 mile G plate Micra =
True Collectors Car

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Micra- ... 3a6ea56297

Price: £1,095.00

Mahoosive LOL

 

just sent the seller a message:

Your auction description is hilarious, and like most of the jokey ebay adverts for overpriced crap, it should attract lots of views. Good luck with the sale

Autoplas Rank: Austin Maxi

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We all 'know' that MkI 3dr Escorts are worth DOLLAR. But, still. £7750?

 

To that spec? Probably! :lol:

 

How about this then...

 

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£9,995.00

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-R ... 415db9a157

 

or this - it's not even a two door!!!

 

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£7,990.00

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1 ... 45ff92819b

 

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By the way, despite the 7k selling price, the man flogging the mk1 referred to at the top is now considering

BREAKING CAR AND SELLING BARE SHELL

 

Cock!

 

If I had £10,000 spare, I'd be on the plane to Ireland tomorrow !!!

 

Same spec as my concours RSi that some **** stole. About the right money for a car with that miles and condition (possibly even a little cheap)

 

WANT !!!!!!!!!

 

As for the giffer spec 4 door Mk2 - he is having a turkish !!!!

cms206 Rank: Lancia Gamma

cms206

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Can YOU afford a real Hyundai Pony, but can't be bothered paying for insurance, road tax, fuel, and maintainance? Why not buy one of these... !

 

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Current bid: £144.00 [ 28 bids ]

 

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Current bid: £142.00 [ 20 bids ]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120833525282?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120833525459?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

fiatdaft Rank: Renault 16

fiatdaft

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I had a 2.9 ghia x granada with a 666 plate in 1997,i altered the length of it and an isuzu trooper i hit head on with it,best thing that ever happened to it !

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That Escort will still sell to a rally jacket mong.

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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'Immaculate' Granada Ghia mark 1...with an indentation in the front wing - for a bargainous £7,500. :shock:

 

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Granada

 

Are those actually Ghia wheels? My parents' old R reg 2.0 L had the same wheels.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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Tidy but boggo Onion -
Price: £4,995.00

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

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I agree what a berk, Orions are pretty bloody far from being desirable (with the remotely possible exception of the Ghia Injection) and that'll have the bloody CVT gearbox in it which WILL go wrong at some point and is practically impossible to DIY overhaul.

 

Crap description and photos too. Move the decimal point one place to the left and you're a bit closer :lol:

scooters Rank: Renault 16

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I agree what a berk, Orions are pretty bloody far from being desirable (with the remotely possible exception of the Ghia Injection) and that'll have the bloody CVT gearbox in it which WILL go wrong at some point and is practically impossible to DIY overhaul.

 

Crap description and photos too. Move the decimal point one place to the left and you're a bit closer :lol:

 

 

but THAT one MIGHT have been built in GERMANY where...you know...they make good things like....welll MERCEDES and BMWS and shit...yeah!....so the ONION is WELL WERF five grand of anyones cash!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I know, it's the price that made me think the seller had got it wrong!

504GL Rank: BL Wedge

504GL

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I know, it's the price that made me think the seller had got it wrong!

 

Did you not see Top Gear?!?!?!?! They had an XJS on so it must be worth double or triple what it was worth two weeks ago.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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Take a grands worth (at best?) 115k miles mk2 golf gti. Put it in a white room to take some photos, and describe it with pointless references to the name of the bloke that first bought it, and use words like "pleasure" and "joy" when talking about the gearbox on late 80s hatchback . how much is it worth now?

 

 

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=119832

 

£2,995?

 

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CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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114000 miles...granted it will do another 100 thou but £3k.....? also I had to watch that gay video to see that as the seller forgot to include it inthe spiel.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This guy is a pretender to The Doctor's throne, I don't think the doc has much to worry about though.

 

It just shows what a skilled practitioner he is, I bet he could get more than £3k for this with his prep skills no problem. This lad is just playing at it. The engine bay is filthy for a start, even a bit of spray on degreaser and a jet-wash would make a massive difference.

 

If you're gonna ask top dollar you've gotta put a lot of effort in no matter what car you're starting with, i think most people fail to realise that.

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