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conkerman Rank: Austin Maxi

conkerman

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Maybe it's a racist engine, that would upset most people

 

 

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doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-NOS-AUSTI-HEADRESTS-/282263466847?hash=item41b836b35f%3Ag%3ApQIAAOSw5cNYMtoF

 

 

2 BRAND NEW, NEVER USED AUSTI PERIOD HEADRESTS, VERY VERY RARE IN RED, STILL GOT THERE ORIGINAL LABELS ATTACHED, IN SUPERB CONDITION, IDEAL FOR A CONCOURSE CAR, YOU WONT FIND ANOTHER SET LIKE THIS

 

£1,000.00

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How fuckin much???? good luck with that pal....

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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"I was told by a mechanic that they sell for £700 cos they don't make them any more"

 

They don't make The Black Death any more, doesn't make it valuable. FFS an MOT fail Maverick is about £200 from eBay, and they have TWO headlights which makes you a bloody millionaire.

 

Edit, not sure why this was the last post when I was replying but now isn't and my comments just echo all the others. Sigh. That's the way my day is going.

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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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That must be a typo, surely? Nobody would expect to sell a vehicle at that price using a picture taken with a potato.

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Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/182380445000?afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

 

All virtual models and renderings are included in the price though, so that's good.

The quoted dimensions for the spacers and front arms boggle the mind. Over a meter of rear spacers!

I can't even begin to understand what's happening on the front with that camber. Must have been a half arsed attempt to fill those absurd arches which didn't work out so someone said;

"Well drift cars have lots of camber so let's pretend that's what it is!"

Even though driftys get pranged almost constantly and need constant panel bashing if they're to be kept presentable.

 

That car makes me a little sad. Even the renders it looks terrible. Surely a friend or relative would have seen them and stepped in. All they'd have to do is take the bloke to one side and quietly say;

"Mate it looks like shit. Custom car building isn't for you. Find another hobby or get a girlfriend or something".

Presumably the geezer has no real friends or family that give a shit.

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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^"Ready for drifting."

Funniest thing I've heard in 2016.

At least there's no fibreglass to smash when it slides into the nearest tyre wall. Oh, wait...

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

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What a total crock of shit that takes 'custom cars' to a new low. Had to LOL at the drift claims, the first time anyone tries to drift that the back wheels are just going to fall off.

saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

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How?

 

E's, speed and methylated spirits.

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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this silencer was blowing slightly at the bottom welded seam.

Seller has repaired it with Granville exhaust repair putty

The putty is now rock hard.

 

So a shagged, not-even-close-to-rare exhaust can be yours for just £100. [For context, new stainless ones can be had for £120]

 

Do fuck off, there's a good chap.

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Guest Paul

Guest Paul

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Pignose RO with a Trasnit V4. Looks quite tidy apart from the Daniella Westbrook front end.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252703527045

Was the pignose front end a byproduct of the conversion to the V4 or was that just a crap conversion? Looking on Google I can't see another like it, which is a good thing because it looks a bit gash.

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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Was the pignose front end a byproduct of the conversion to the V4 or was that just a crap conversion? Looking on Google I can't see another like it, which is a good thing because it looks a bit gash.

I'm assuming the original rotary lump went bang, and the owner had a Ford V4 sat in a rotten Tranny. Interesting idea, and they've tried to cover their work by retaining the original grille and bonnet. Just a shame the nose extension makes it fugly.

sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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That was the default con ersion in the day &I seem to remember no Bobby mods required.

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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A ten year old Hyundai Getz.  Yours for just four and a half thousand pounds.

 

GLWTS M8.

 

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Formula Autos Rank: Citroen Ami

Formula Autos

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https://www.petervardy.com/item/25978/VAUXHALL/Nova.html

 

£4k for a lightly rusted 10k 5 door Nova in povvo spec, with scuffed Corsa wheel trims and budget tyres treated with Parade Gloss shoe polish.

 

Oh, and a stain on the back seat that even the best of valets seemingly couldn't shift.

 

Form an orderly queue.

 

If it's already sold though, they also have a 20 year old Jag XK8 for a bargainous £20k instead.

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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That Nova used to belong to a giffer near me. It's quite nice as Novas go but nowhere near 4 grand nice, half that tops. When I tried to view it a huge popup appeared asking if I wanted them to value my car. Err, no thanks, I don't think I can trust your valuations.

 

Getz seller also has a blue one almost identical to ours, also at £4500. Better get ours sold if it's worth that much!

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