ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

no-one will pay anything like 1800 for that never mind 3000, even in new unregistered condition these are a £600 car I reckon

[HH-R]

An ex colleague had one of those, he thought it was indestructable so drove it in a terrifying manner. Nearly tested its safety credentials (most of the electrics went on fire with alarming regularity and it was mostly rust so not too sure about that one) when he overtook and someone was coming the other way.

 

Interior was mega depressing, darker than a tin mine. Had the seat belt "TICKATICKATICKATICKATICKA" warning too. I was amazed to see him in it years later, think it will be well in to bean tin territory now though.

 

He used to wax lyrical about it being an indestructable Volvo, I didn't want to tell him that it had a DAF gearbox and Renault(?) engine.

[Ghosty]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Renault-Clio-1-4-RT-classic-original-collectors-show-retro-stunning-FSH-21k/262009362102?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D32956%26meid%3D97b5de31a6a343b68d83803122e777e6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D121733685726

 

 

£3000

[phil_lihp]

^ I saw that on eBay the other night and was a bit taken aback by the price.  It's lovely, yes, but as it's not 2001 any more it's a bit much to ask £3k for a standard 1995 Clio in any condition.

[Hertz]

Delusional.

 

 

£5,000.00

0 bids

 

 

[Junkman]

Hurling shit, get a load of this bollox:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250GT0-Recreation-For-sale-/181839717542

 

 

The detail on this car are the same as one you would normally fine when you pay 250K for a recreation.

 

 

PRICE REDUCED FROM £34000

NOW £29,995 ono

 

Where do I sign ???

[New POD]

Hurling shit, get a load of this bollox:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250GT0-Recreation-For-sale-/181839717542

 

 

 

Where do I sign ???

 

I don't think YOU sign. I think 2 doctors sign, and then the men in white coats fit a special jacket to you, and escort you to a place of safety with padded walls.

[New POD]

My numberplate L894 LWC is worth nothing, however if you want to buy it, it is £50,000!!! This is a bloody unique numberplate and I shall not sell it for anything less. I have spoken with many experts, many of which own J-reg Protons. They all agree, that as I am the son of a banker, it is a bargain and can surely only go up in value. Fuck gold prices, invest in unique number plates.

 

As I said to my wife after I bought her J111YJA for our 12th wedding anniversary, "Well it was only £250, and that's a bargain compared to the £36k someone paid for J1LLY a few years back, and I only bought it to piss off your sister, who said you'd hate it"

 

Worth £250 to hear her tell her sister how that's what she'd ALWAYS wanted. (Even if it was a lie)

[minolman]

... A good session with the T-Cut...

 

Every 2 weeks..?  

[Hertz]

Anyone want to blow 8 grand on what looks like a home brew Renault 5 Auto convertible?

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Hurling shit, get a load of this bollox:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250GT0-Recreation-For-sale-/181839717542

 

Where do I sign ???

Oh the irony...

"Recreation is a repaneled 1990 Porsche 944 S2 3.0 ltr chassis retaining all the chassis,doors, engine , gearbox 5 speed, suspension, brakes 4 pot Brembo vented discs, cooling & heating system, power steering, wiring loom, Front Screen and washer system. This gives you the feel and reliability of a production car with low running costs."

 

Enzo is currently turning in his grave and shouting Italian obscenities.

[laser wheels]

Not a car but un-fucking-believable all the same:

 

https://www.notonthehighstreet.com/vyconic/product/bang-and-olufsen-record-player-clock?force_locale=en-GB&utm_source=linkshare&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=UKNetwork&utm_content=147780&utm_term=EX2wQWS0Dkk

 

 

Bang and Olufsen are renowned for cutting edge and stylish design. This record player had, however, been sadly mistreated and was in very poor condition. Underneath the damage and neglect I knew I could reawaken the initial design intention...

 

...by turning it into a clock. A £450 clock.

 

[J-Rod]

Not a car but un-fucking-believable all the same:

 

https://www.notonthehighstreet.com/vyconic/product/bang-and-olufsen-record-player-clock?force_locale=en-GB&utm_source=linkshare&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=UKNetwork&utm_content=147780&utm_term=EX2wQWS0Dkk

 

 

 

 

...by turning it into a clock. A £450 clock.

 

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CUNT. CUNT. CUNT.

 

Of course, that being said, b&o stuff is the VAG of turntables. Overrated 'prestige' bollocks owned by morons. So what sort of a cunt must you be to turn one into a clock...? There could only be one thing worse; the record they've used being collectable and also, playable.

[New POD]

CUNT. CUNT. CUNT.

 

Of course, that being said, b&o stuff is the VAG of turntables. Overrated 'prestige' bollocks owned by morons. So what sort of a cunt must you be to turn one into a clock...? There could only be one thing worse; the record they've used being collectable and also, playable.

 

aT LEAST they didn't destroy any good music in the creation. looks like the beatles shite to me.

[outlaw118]

I believe this seller to be on nasty drugs. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Cortina-P100-1-6-Pinto-Project-Restoration-barn-find-Rare-/262014229670?hash=item3d0143dca6A ropey old P100, that, to quote Mr Junkman is "fucked". £1600 squids.

[Asimo]

£5000 will buy this checkerplate and speedframe golf buggy. Anyone?

 

 

It is said to have done 69000 miles. I don't believe this claim.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-scamp-2015-1300cc-/1136320295

 

[scaryoldcortina]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Genuine-Mk1-RS2000/231708207690?_trksid=p2047675.c100037.m2107&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150826072221%26meid%3D70d58c8829064e5fa10e1c1dd9e97d49%26pid%3D100037%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D21%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D121770722774

 

Genuine MK1 RS2000?

 

 

Currently on £3700 with three days to go. I thought scrap was down at the moment!

[purplebargeken]

Rover 620 in Colney Heath - about 30 mins away from me.

 

90 mins to go and no bids at 120 quid. 221900170977

[outlaw118]

RONG FRED KENNETH 

[EssDeeWon]

Wrong thread PBK but here it is anyway..

 

Finished at £132 just an hour ago.

 

[EssDeeWon]

This has been up for £4k for a while now, and im not surprised.

 

Its fair to say its rotten, and you can currently buy a lovely V8-S for £1k more.

 

 

 

 

“Engine works fine, body is rusty but can be restored.Extra pats in the boot , 

 

 

 

I appreciate all watchers and offers with questions, but with 1000 hits and 27 watchers 
within 4 days of listing, I will not sell this car cheaper than advertise !

 

 

Good Luck.

[Asimo]

£2000   Barn find ....... has remained untouched in his garden since around 1987

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-Original-Ford-Consul-Capri-Barn-find-Project-with-V5-Documentation-/141790770717?hash=item210363761d

 

[wuvvum]

I want some of what this dude is smoking.  Don't get me wrong, I love a flatnose 9000, and I know they're getting uncommon now, but feck me!! 

 

 

Edit:  Just realised this car featured in this very thread about a year ago.  It's even dropped £3K off the price since then.  Words fail me...

[HH-R]

It looks nice, but I think every other vehicle in the world would have to be wiped out before it was worth what they're asking.

[Bucketeer]

1993 Toyota Camry 2.2 Auto.

Only 65,000 and some stamps on some bits of paper.

Well worth* £2,995.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Camry-2-2-auto-GL-in-white-65-000-miles/191556846473?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D33841%26meid%3D145c22b13c6e48f9ac601a3ff3cc737c%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D171954783529

 

£2,995!

[greengartside]

Ah good old GL Cars - they had my old Saxo for sale a few years after I had it and still wanted top money for it. Customer service is great* too.

[Asimo]

"were do i start straight and tidy car to start with thats been fully rubbed down and ratted out"  

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201506204481902

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507085017453

 

£1995 each

 

 

[New POD]

"were do i start straight and tidy car to start with thats been fully rubbed down and ratted out"  

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201506204481902

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507085017453

 

£1995 each

 

Oh help me Mrs Medllicote, I don't know what to do, I've only got three bullets and there's four of Motley Crew.

 

This is enough reason to allow forced Euthanasia

[Insideimsmiling]

Why does the above type of Barclay's only work on VW's, any other car and it loses value not adds to it.

[New POD]

Why does the above type of Barclay's only work on VW's, any other car and it loses value not adds to it.

Are you sure that particular investment strategy "works" on VW's. If you were offered a standard, one owner, FWD beetle, with full history, no dents, and the original flower on the dash, or that "wank" which is clearly owned by a loooonatic. Which would you choose?