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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Now, this may raise a few eyebrows / trousers, but it's quite a beauty. Real "doctor" material without the extra blurb.

$(KGrHqZHJE0FIKRZHZCFBSJ)IgiTqQ~~60_49.JSee, lovely nick.

$(KGrHqQOKo8FIiJ4Imz!BSJ)Ig71y!~~60_49.JAnd the seats are lovely too.

Only 10k from new, dry stored for 20 years yadda yadda.

 

So what do we reckon?

 

No, more than that.

 

£19,995. I am being unfair?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-Covertible-ONE-OWNER-10000-MILES-FROM-NEW-/171123888620?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d7c751ec

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Nice one Mr Guzzi.... i've just similtaneously shat and puked.

The green Fiat is awesome, but the price is....frankly hideous, and the Porsche....as my nan used to say*, is "fucking dogwank."

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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omg someone set fire to that feckin porka abortion

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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They've both been up before.  The Porsche effort a few times.  Someone buy it!

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Speaking of pearoasts, a certain Peugeot is up again with OMG NEW PICTURS!!!1!!111

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=321214314664&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:en#ht_364wt_1399

 

It's at a more reasonable £300 now, but it's posted in here rather than 'Tat' 'cos that's still too much as it's probably got OMGHGF even though the twunt is now claiming there's nothing wrong with the engine.

bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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4 manual Windows! Sounds like a well equipped model. Is now the time to message and ask about the imminent headgasket failures on these engines?!

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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I feel duty bound to post the fantastic new photo.

 

$T2eC16J,!)YFIc!sGjpqBSP3hM3RZ!~~60_58.J

 

Isn't it lush.  And Watchable

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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FED UP OF WATCHERS NOW JUST BID!!
P*ss takers will be reported!

 

There are friendlier people I still would try to avoid.

Grundig Rank: BL Wedge

Grundig

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I feel duty bound to post the fantastic new photo.

 

$T2eC16J,!)YFIc!sGjpqBSP3hM3RZ!~~60_58.J

 

Isn't it lush.  And Watchable

Be warned; 

 

FED UP OF WATCHERS NOW JUST BID!!

P*ss takers will be reported!

 

Ta.

 

junkman beat me to it  :oops:

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chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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Speaking of pearoasts, a certain Peugeot is up again with OMG NEW PICTURS!!!1!!111

Duly placed on watch list.

 

:D

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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If the tw@t would just join this forum - as natural justice dictates - he'd have flogged the damn thing by now...

Mr Livered Rank: Citroen Ami

Mr Livered

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What the hell is in the passenger footwell?

 

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I'm guessing he left something so incriminating there that he felt the need to photoshop (or crappy Paint job) it out. Perhaps we should ask him? I mean it's a legitimate thing for a potential buyer to want to know, isn't it?

Mr Livered Rank: Citroen Ami

Mr Livered

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*peers at pic* ah yes :oops:

 

It looked like a clumsy use of white blobbery to me but I think you're right. Glad I didn't get round to asking him about it. FFS.

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

meggersdog

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I reckon there's a quids worth of 20p's under that paper and he didn't want to pick them up incase one fell through his fingers and got lodged somewhere in the car.So he just covered 'em up instead.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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$(KGrHqRHJFMFIlJd(NReBSP+E5J)dg~~60_57.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FORD-ORION-BISCAYNE23850miles1ladyown1YMOToriginalFSH-neversprayedorwelded-/221287838303?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3385c8725f

 

Nearly £3000 for a tatty boggo Orion being sold by Billy Bullshit.

 

 

 

there can not be one with as low miles and as original and untouched in the country, The MOT just done by Renault garage ,could not believe the condition of the siles as shown in the pictures, Needs to be viewed to believe.

 

Sounds amazing doesn't it, shame it's scabby as hell.

 

$(KGrHqNHJEgFI-j3HVl3BSP+BSEgC!~~60_57.J

 

 

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Check out this deluded Porpoise Buggerer.

$T2eC16N,!ycFIeCk1Ev5BSLv2s6tIg~~60_49.JCossie Powah Transit. Hmm. Aerodynamically challenged?

 

not for the faint hatred it will do 150 mph all day

Don't you just hate faint hatred people? Either hate me or not, don't be all ghey about it....

 

bad parts gearbox or diff is a bit noisy could do with some sound proofing

Yeah because that's always a good idea, like turning the radio up after you just run over a nun, so you can't hear her screaming at you.

 

muscle van car surf day night van drift van show van Lez compliant it's got it all

I met a girl like that once, had it all, including Lez. That'd be why she didn't want to meet "little outlaw" then.

 

And the final bit of bullshit wankery;

 

this van will only go up in money and is a fantastic investment as well as being great fun

I somehow doubt it. And if that's why you spunked all that dough on it, you're a bigger turd-wrestler than I thought.

Six Large.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-Rs-cosworth-Van-Cosworth-engine-fully-customised-good-investment-/251336944341?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a84d96ad5

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hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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haha usa ones further down - moar like it for 12 large :)

 

even the t5s are millions.........

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