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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I wasn't thinking about him I was thinking about everyone else on the internet who's sick of the sight of the bloody thing.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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But you can't because decimalisation didn't happen until 1971 so you have to pay him in Groats or something.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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I would cut a hole in the roof and tip a JCB scoopful of 20p's into it.

gdhaydock Rank: Austin Maxi

gdhaydock

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I would cut a hole in the roof and tip a JCB scoopful of 20p's into it.

Perhaps cut a hole in HIS roof and fill it with 20p's where the brain should be

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Mentalist of the year

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-HONDA-INTEGRA-MT-QUARTZ-SILVER-VERY-RARE-ONLY-4-FOUND-LEFT-WORLDWIDE-/321177913878?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ac7b20a16

 

A real deluded nut case right here

 

 

 

with only four models found worldwide U.S.A, GREECE, POLAND and SCOTLAND.

 

 

 

 

 

The fact that the number plate and "D" reg plus the mileage on the clock in no way relate to new parts regular upkeep and care that this car has received. In 1997 the recorded mileage was 125509 miles and was owned by an elderly couple in the village of Whiteparish, Wiltshire.

 

 

No mention of current mileage or MOT. Whats the damage then

 

 

price:

£5,000.00
 

 

 

Not even funny really.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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remove that buy it now sharpish - its a real link - DO NOT Click it

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I'm a big fan of W124's and had an E280, which I liked .

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This is a lovely car in perfect working order.

 

Sounds good.

 

 

It currently has a SORN notice on it,

That's a shame but if it's cheap I'm sure we can work something out.

 

 

while it passed its MOT (end of last year) they said that in order to pass this year we would need to have the emmissions checked which is a very small and inexpensive check.

That doesn't sound very good. Hopefully it's a good price

 

£4500

 

 

Good luck I hope they reduce your dosage soon!

Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lord Sterling

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Bollocks. I know of at least 2 in Belgium, 4/5 here in England including that the one above, and probably countless others all over the world.

blackburied Rank Morris Ital

blackburied

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Bollocks. I know of at least 2 in Belgium, 4/5 here in England including that the one above, and probably countless others all over the world.

The whole advert makes me want to scratch the cunts eyes out.. What a prick!

oman5 Rank: Renault 16

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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That's come down in price a fair bit. Was up for £5450 not long ago. A great story behind it - saved literally from the scrapheap - but I think it's just too new to be seen as important.

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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That Honda advert is just full of lies. 95% of parts replaced? That means that only 5% of the car is original - sounds great in terms of reliability!

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Very rusty R11 with two months MOT, for two and a half grand - because the model featured in View to Kill a Mocking Bird (or summert). Check the rusty wings and frilly arches in the huuuge photos...

 

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EDIT: Just checked the listing - apparently it's not rust, but 'inevitable oxidation'. Hmmmm....

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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It'd be worth more if it looked like the 11 did after the chase scene in View to a Kill.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Not so sure whether the price isn't justified in this case. Those are still quite sought after by filming crews on the grounds of camera steadiness while in motion. The modifications appear to be outstandingly well made and totally specific to filming work. It would cost a whole lot more than 22k to have one of those built by a specialist company from one of the usual rubbish bins out there.

I can see this thing rigged with cameras following a P6 that's going to be crashed for a stupid soap opera.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Wait, what?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT-405-1-6-Style-/321191532028

 

Does this guy get free listings or something? According to here, a 28-day classified ad listing for a car is £14.99.

 

 

 

 

Madness I tell you.

 

Yeah I think it was discussed before. As far as I can tell he's spent more than £360 on listings. Bit of a mystery, unless he never looks at his paypal or bank accounts!

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Seems to have slipped onto my watch list again...

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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To have the head gasket skimmed I was told £40.

 

Errrrr....erm....nah, I just lost the will to explain it.

 

 

I know the picture are sh*t but the 405 needs to be seen properly.

 

Addressing this problem is actually not that involved.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I see "Piss takers will be reported" still, but

 

 

 

Bid retractions (last 12 months): 23

 

Don't you just hate piss takers?  :roll:

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Addressing this problem is actually not that involved.

 

The weird thing is that he had better pictures in his old listings

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