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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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I accept absolutely no responsibility for loss of eyesight/stomach contents/dignity for posting this....

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RE LISTED AS BUYER DID NOT COLLECT

MEANING: Buyer had a moment of clarity/got committed under the mental health act. £17000 start, £19900 BIN

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270989146768? ... 1423.l2649

 

OR:

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Restored 1963 2CV for £9995....I dunno, something just doesn't seem right. Have a butchers.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/320879895084? ... 1423.l2649

Polystratus Rank: Austin Maxi

Polystratus

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Would the extra window be a clue?

 

Yes thats a later bodyshell and also bumpers and engine so how much of it is still a 1963 2CV....

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Would the extra window be a clue?

 

Yes thats a later bodyshell and also bumpers and engine so how much of it is still a 1963 2CV....

 

Doh! and I spent literally minutes googling when the front doors reverted from rear to forward hinging. Then I got bored......

Guest

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Time left: 3d 18h (10 Jun, 201218:05:34 BST) Current bid: £4,700 [ 17 bids ]

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this car has not been used since 1977 and has been left outside, hence the shell is very rotten and in my opinion is beyond repair.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170853715671?

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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i ve been watching that rotten scrote, and it's rising price

 

it's almost unbelievable how desperate some people are to own a mk1 with a twincam :roll:

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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i ve been watching that rotten scrote, and it's rising price

 

it's almost unbelievable how desperate some people are to own a mk1 with a twincam :roll:

 

 

Surely that's beyond repair? Seems as if they're bidding for an engine (probably seized) a manky interior and £50 worth of iron oxide

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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I posted that Escort in the ebay thread when it was still £500 and added to my watch list, Unbelievable how much it's up too now, and to think i know someone who scraped one in better condition then that in 1999.

Paul Dupart Rank: BL Wedge

Paul Dupart

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Time left: 3d 18h (10 Jun, 201218:05:34 BST) Current bid: £4,700 [ 17 bids ]

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this car has not been used since 1977 and has been left outside, hence the shell is very rotten and in my opinion is beyond repair.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170853715671?

 

 

Barn find or been left outside? Make yer bloody mind up!!

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Maybe it was one of those fancy open-topped barns.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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In a similar vein this horrendous looking Ka is not just stupidly over priced for one with no MOT...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-KA-Black ... 20c67483be

 

...but also has quite an interesting story to tell if you check where the o/s/r quarter meets the boot floor. No surprise the car isn't rusty around the petrol cap either, it must have been resprayed about 15,000 times!

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Not sure if I should put this here, or in the GRIN thread....or the grumpy thread, because these people are allowed to breed.....

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Ferrari F40 replica!!! More like RECTUM.....it's a Pontiac Fiero under the skin and apparently it's worth £8800.

This however, is not the best part of the add.....just scan through the photos, I can't seem to get the link up on here, suffice to say his foto skillorz are ORSUM YO :shock: What a =======3

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270988562619? ... 1423.l2649

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Not sure if I should put this here, or in the GRIN thread....or the grumpy thread, because these people are allowed to breed.....

 

Ferrari F40 replica!!! More like RECTUM.....it's a Pontiac Fiero under the skin and apparently it's worth £8800.

This however, is not the best part of the add.....just scan through the photos, I can't seem to get the link up on here, suffice to say his foto skillorz are ORSUM YO :shock: What a =======3

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270988562619? ... 1423.l2649

 

this one? :D:D:D:D

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and this one

 

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Yep, that's them....what an absolute tool.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Not sure if I should put this here, or in the GRIN thread....or the grumpy thread, because these people are allowed to breed.....

$(KGrHqFHJEoE-ll5dR!TBP)1K!,H2!~~60_12.JPG

Ferrari F40 replica!!! More like RECTUM.....it's a Pontiac Fiero under the skin and apparently it's worth £8800.

This however, is not the best part of the add.....just scan through the photos, I can't seem to get the link up on here, suffice to say his foto skillorz are ORSUM YO :shock: What a =======3

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270988562619? ... 1423.l2649

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Bob, you're a bloody legend. That DEFINATELY needs to be in the grin thread!

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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Not sure if I should put this here, or in the GRIN thread....or the grumpy thread, because these people are allowed to breed.....

$(KGrHqFHJEoE-ll5dR!TBP)1K!,H2!~~60_12.JPG

Ferrari F40 replica!!! More like RECTUM.....it's a Pontiac Fiero under the skin and apparently it's worth £8800.

This however, is not the best part of the add.....just scan through the photos, I can't seem to get the link up on here, suffice to say his foto skillorz are ORSUM YO :shock: What a =======3

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270988562619? ... 1423.l2649

 

What an Ãœber Fuckwit! clap.gif

 

This car is for a pre-celeb, wherever you go people will stare,come close, they will take pictures, clap, wave your life will never be the same!

They will think they just saw a premier football/his wife or a lottery winner !!!!!!!!!!

 

Back on earth, people will know exactly what they just saw! emot-jerkit.gif

 

You won't find a replica like this

 

For which we can all be extremely grateful! happy0034.gif

 

I love how (between pics 1 & 3) the rear view mirror has fallen off, and as if to serve as a further warning to avoid this shitheap at all costs, he repeats 'bits fall off' photo's twice more!

 

And as for those photoshop pics...

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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I see your F40 rep and raise you.....

 

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My game I think...... :lol:

wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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Lamborghini Panache? Lambrini Cunttash more like.

maxpower Rank: Citroen Ami

maxpower

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SELLING DUE TO MOVING ABROAD

 

WTF? surely thats a legal modification?

 

either that or they have some big fuggin roadhumps in bury!

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