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How much is that plate actually worth?

If I did end up buying the car that would be for sale!

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When I worked for Ian Skellys I quite often drove AUD1, VW1, GT1 and S8.

 

I imagine the plates were worth more than the actual sales site.

 

As I'm sure I've wittered on about before, I had the pleasure of seeing VW1, attached to a (then newly-released) Phaeton a good few years ago. Probably wasn't Pete at the wheel, mind. It was driving through Pwllheli at the time, there being several million pounds-worth of yachts moored up in the marina. Unless there's some details about Pete's career that he's not shared with us...

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How much is that plate actually worth?

If I did end up buying the car that would be for sale!

It's currently advertised at £4,435

 

So we can halve that straight away

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I wonder why he calls that VW 'Roland' :?::evil: ... :( Strange photo emphasis on the exhausts. Can't believe anybody with sense would have spent £5k on it for it to look like that though... :?

 

If I won the lottery that is the exactly the sort the thing I would buy and then spend shitloads on it reverting it back to factory spec...I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has dreams like this though.

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Seeing what he's done to that VW makes me want to lobby the Crown Prosecution Service to bring charges of committing an affront to public decency against him! barf.gif

 

He probably spent five grand on Kleenex and wipes, thinking about how 'cool' people will think he is... emot-jerkit.gif

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I like the exhausts *please don't hurt me*.

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That VW looks awesome I can't wait to bid

 

RUG & CUSHION NOT INCLUDED

 

What!? Well in that case you can stick it up your bollocks

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So, let me get this straight:

 

It's got no seats, bonnet, door trim panels and is missing other "odd small parts here and there"

 

The engine doesn't work.

 

And you haven't even bothered to wash it.

 

How much?

 

£3,495.00

 

Get to fuck!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT- ... 231bc58ad9

 

Sold for: £3,495.00
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10 year old Kia £1,495.

 

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Mentor

 

I bet that you could get an equally low mileage Focus or Astra for the same.

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The urge to drop a few snooker balls down them would be almost overwhelming.

 

or empty a 2l bottle of coke in there! The possibilities are endless.

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Non-turbocharged F-reg Ford with keep-fit windows and no PAS

 

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I am sure this has been posted before at £5k. Hasn't sold, so what better way to make it shift than lobbing another grand onto the asking price!

 

Our real expertise is the supply of Fords at unbelievably competitive prices

 

Indeed :roll:

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Its 95% finished.

 

What's it need, one more blowover with a rattle can?

 

Morons :roll:

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£3500 (£1000 more than the rest of the classifieds) gets you thirteen words of advert, one picture and ultimately a petrol-auto van with reliable self levelling suspension, that is capable of over 1mpg highway and 0 city.

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Investor Opportunity! Volvo 760 GLE Saloon 1984 34,000 miles! Valued at £9,000

 

£6000 BIN!

 

Quick - phone your stock broker. Get this in your portfolio and watch it just go up and up!!

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The urge to drop a few snooker balls down them would be almost overwhelming.

 

or empty a 2l bottle of coke in there! The possibilities are endless.

and follow the 2l bottle of coke with some mentos!

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£3500 (£1000 more than the rest of the classifieds) gets you thirteen words of advert, one picture and ultimately a petrol-auto van with reliable self levelling suspension, that is capable of over 1mpg highway and 0 city.

 

You're forgetting the ability to completely dissolve on your drive in front of your eyes.

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So, what would you say would be a reasonable price for a clean E reg Golf with 5 doors, and a set of absolutely lousy wheels on?

 

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£2350

 

But it was used by the company selling the lousy wheels in an advert for them once, so it's obviously famous or something.

 

The car itself looks a B E A U T but it's about 5 times overpriced and needs some stock wheels on ASAP. I'd leave the suspension as it is, but then again I'm a fucking moron.

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On the above Golf, I really don't want to start the 'fucking dubbers' debate again (because it can go on and on), but that could be made decent again by losing the slots and 'GDM' style number plates. The 5-0 near me hate them, and there's lots of dubbers near me.

New plates and some different alloys would do it no harm. If it's been lowered properly (and I don't know if it has) it would make a fine wee runabout.

For £2350 I'd want a GTI though. A very nice GTI.

 

Ne'er mind.

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I like those wheels :(:oops: **dons crash-helmet** With the right size tyres, mind.

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I miss when dub was associated with Jamaican music and not fisting parties over faux-rusty ratters and gold-toothed undersexed people taking lines off 30" "spinners".

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