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autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Not sure if I should put this here, or in the GRIN thread....or the grumpy thread, because these people are allowed to breed.....

 

Ferrari F40 replica!!! More like RECTUM.....it's a Pontiac Fiero under the skin and apparently it's worth £8800.

This however, is not the best part of the add.....just scan through the photos, I can't seem to get the link up on here, suffice to say his foto skillorz are ORSUM YO :shock: What a =======3

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270988562619? ... 1423.l2649

 

this one? :D:D:D:D

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and this one

 

$(KGrHqVHJDcE-pJmovsPBPyNY5f(MQ~~60_3.JPG

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Yep, that's them....what an absolute tool.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Not sure if I should put this here, or in the GRIN thread....or the grumpy thread, because these people are allowed to breed.....

$(KGrHqFHJEoE-ll5dR!TBP)1K!,H2!~~60_12.JPG

Ferrari F40 replica!!! More like RECTUM.....it's a Pontiac Fiero under the skin and apparently it's worth £8800.

This however, is not the best part of the add.....just scan through the photos, I can't seem to get the link up on here, suffice to say his foto skillorz are ORSUM YO :shock: What a =======3

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270988562619? ... 1423.l2649

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Bob, you're a bloody legend. That DEFINATELY needs to be in the grin thread!

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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Not sure if I should put this here, or in the GRIN thread....or the grumpy thread, because these people are allowed to breed.....

$(KGrHqFHJEoE-ll5dR!TBP)1K!,H2!~~60_12.JPG

Ferrari F40 replica!!! More like RECTUM.....it's a Pontiac Fiero under the skin and apparently it's worth £8800.

This however, is not the best part of the add.....just scan through the photos, I can't seem to get the link up on here, suffice to say his foto skillorz are ORSUM YO :shock: What a =======3

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270988562619? ... 1423.l2649

 

What an Ãœber Fuckwit! clap.gif

 

This car is for a pre-celeb, wherever you go people will stare,come close, they will take pictures, clap, wave your life will never be the same!

They will think they just saw a premier football/his wife or a lottery winner !!!!!!!!!!

 

Back on earth, people will know exactly what they just saw! emot-jerkit.gif

 

You won't find a replica like this

 

For which we can all be extremely grateful! happy0034.gif

 

I love how (between pics 1 & 3) the rear view mirror has fallen off, and as if to serve as a further warning to avoid this shitheap at all costs, he repeats 'bits fall off' photo's twice more!

 

And as for those photoshop pics...

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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I see your F40 rep and raise you.....

 

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My game I think...... :lol:

wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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Lamborghini Panache? Lambrini Cunttash more like.

maxpower Rank: Citroen Ami

maxpower

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SELLING DUE TO MOVING ABROAD

 

WTF? surely thats a legal modification?

 

either that or they have some big fuggin roadhumps in bury!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Was looking at that recently, it's one weird and almost pointless conversion. Can see that being trouble when it starts going wrong and I reckon it'd make more sense to buy a 'normal' tilt and slide instead.

Betaphile Rank: Austin Maxi

Betaphile

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I've seen some deathtraps on this thread but that Sud Bimotore is definitely up there in the 'express train to Suicideville' stakes.

 

EDIT: Sorry, meant to post in the eBay tat thread.

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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W T rubbery buggery F is going on here?

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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W T rubbery buggery F is going on here?

 

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It's OJ Simpson... why the dickens you'd want to superimpose your car on that picture beggars belief

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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Bad as it is, that Fiero F40 isn't the worst one I've seen. Some years ago, a local loon hacked about a perfectly good TR7 to make a "replica" F40. It looked shit.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=130747

 

£2,500!

 

Now I love Novas, the engine sounds like it'd be bril and it probably pulls a treat but that's just stupid money. If anyone was that arsed you could probably score a nicer looking, similar mileage Nova, XE it properly and still have change.

That one just looks like a lash up with stupid wheels (inc. the other ones he's offering with it) and it's showing too much surface rust to be anywhere near that price. It's probably in nice condition and someone may buy it but it pisses me off to see it looking like that.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Pfffft, what kind of bellend puts purple wheels on their car?

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Almost certainly got replacement clocks on it too so the claimed 27k mileage is probably a figment of his 'purple' imagination too...

Formula Autos Rank: Citroen Ami

Formula Autos

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Bad as it is, that Fiero F40 isn't the worst one I've seen. Some years ago, a local loon hacked about a perfectly good TR7 to make a "replica" F40. It looked shit.

 

Yep.

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Or, even worse - the 'F40 cabrio' that Ferrari forgot to make:

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Marina door handles still proudly in place too.

 

Utter, utter CLASS.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Bargains is for items advertised for far more than we think they are worth.

 

 

It's in the right place then.

Manbearpig Rank: Austin Maxi

Manbearpig

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Somewhere along the line this bullshit description of a lovingly "engineer" tended, long term owned, Mini got mixed up with some pictures of a garden shed

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C303032

 

 

 

 

"in very original and standard factory condition.........the holes are small because I have used vast quantities of "Finnigans Waxoyl" inside and out"

 

He must have forgotten Waxoyl is as effective as a chocolate fireguard

 

"one family owned since new"

 

Yep, the Manson family

Manbearpig Rank: Austin Maxi

Manbearpig

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Somewhere along the line this bullshit description of a lovingly "engineer" tended, long term owned, Mini got mixed up with some pictures of a garden shed

 

2832049.jpg

 

2836348.jpg

 

2836346.jpg

 

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C303032

 

 

 

 

"in very original and standard factory condition.........the holes are small because I have used vast quantities of "Finnigans Waxoyl" inside and out"

 

He must have forgotten Waxoyl is as effective as a chocolate fireguard

 

"one family owned since new"

 

Yep, the Manson family

 

"Includes jack & wheel brace....., almost complete set of old tax discs"

 

Thanks

4x4xfaz Rank Austin Metro

4x4xfaz

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Bargains is for items advertised for far more than we think they are worth.

 

 

It's in the right place then.

 

I believe it to be a real bargain, checkout prices for a Perkins Phaser / 4.236 engine on its own ..... not to mention the ZF type5-24 gearbox ......

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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I've just lolled.

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