ebay 'BARGAINS'

[wuvvum]

Anyone fancy buying this 18-year-old STS for four times its market value?  Didn't think so.

 

[richardthestag]

Scrap Aluminium price gone through the ceiling? or is someone encouraging a bit of campanology?

 

Landrover Classic Range Rover Vin plate - a bit battered

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Classic-Range-Rover-Vin-plate-a-bit-battered-/272513350004

 

£12.98 inc PnP

 

[Pillock]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-206-GLX/191841660609

 

 

Ten quid for anyone who rings up to ask how many owners it's had, and the mileage.

 

 

JUST 32,000 MILES FSH. 1 OWNER FROM NEW

YES ONLY 32,000 MILES FROM NEW, 1 LADY OWNER FROM NEW, 

YES 1 OWNER FROM NEW 

A ONE OFF CAR WITH SUCH LOW MILEAGE

 A VERY RARE FIND IN AUTOMATIC WITH SUCH LOW MILEAGE FROM NEW

ALL OLD MOT DATA TO PROVE SUCH LOW MILEAGE

YERS JUST 32,000 MILES ONLY

EVERY OLD MOT CERTIFICATE TO VERIFY MILEAGE

JUST 1 LADY OWNER FROM NEW

LOW MILEAGE BACKED UP WITH ALL OLD MOT PAPERS

MUST BE THE LOWEST MILEAGE ON OFFER

VERY LOW MILEAGE

VERY VERY LOW MILEAGE BACKED UP WITH ALL OLD MOT PAPERS

YES 1 OWNER FROM NEW AND JUST 32,000 MILES ONLY

 

£3995

[Pillock]

Actually, phone them up and point out there's a 8600 mile example for a grand less.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Immaculate-Peugeot-206LXD-/201766508904

[twosmoke300]

Sheefag- your up!

[bub2006]

For a tenner I'll do it. Chuck in a bag of revels too and I'll point out the other ad

[bangernomics]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-206-GLX/191841660609

 

 

Ten quid for anyone who rings up to ask how many owners it's had, and the mileage.

 

 

£3995

decimal point error

[Pillock]

For a tenner I'll do it. Chuck in a bag of revels too and I'll point out the other ad

 

Play the recording back at the next Cannock Motor Vehicle Auction and Artery Blocking Competition and your wish is granted

[bub2006]

Right. I'm off to find a call recording app

[Jezzerh]

HUGE GLX SPEC, ONLY £180 YEAR ROAD TAX, !!!!!!,

 

Lmao

[NorthernMonkey]

Bugger me. I've just sold a one owner 34k miler 206 on an 06 plate at £1295 and that sat around for 3 weeks!!

[Pillock]

Right. I'm off to find a call recording app

Let me know if you manage it, I'll have to stop off for Revels.

[bub2006]

OK fella will do

[Station]

She starts first time every time. Everything works even the cruise!

Everything works!

 

The steering wheel controls everything even the heater!

EVERYTHING works

 

Stereo is intermittent possibly an easy fix.

Apart from the stereo.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/162340545653

[Skizzer]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-760-TURBO-1984-SALOON-DRIFT-/152388535932

 

only had one previous owner from new until I bought it, and has had so much genius poured into it over those years

 

£4,995.00

[twosmoke300]

5k ! but not worth running a damp sponge over - assholes

[Supernaut]

I recognise that. Wasn't that up for sale a couple of months ago for sub-£1k?

[srad34]

What a fantastic piece of engineering.....and then there is this shitter....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122299652894?clk_rvr_id=1151011514433&rmvSB=true

[scaryoldcortina]

WERE DO I START indeed.

[Formula Autos]

reliant robin pickup the ultimate (way of) advertising (the fact that you are a) tool

 

£3495.00

[strangeangel]

i took this for the mot and was stopped 4 time for people to take photos and the mot station is less than 2 miles away

 

How did they do this, jump out in front of him?

 

COOL STORY BRO.

 

[oldcars]

It has a rare storagebox over the handbrake. Worth a bit, not 3k mind.

[richardthestag]

Take one utterly broken and rusty Softdash Range Rover Classic

 

CVC registered Range Rovers could mean Press P38 or factory runout softdash classic Autobiography. Eitherway interest continues to climb.

 

So baffling then that rather than fixing the diff, waterpump, sills, inner wings and boot floor, Lob the best part of £1k worth of cheap tat at it and a couple of OLLI stickers

 

Advertise it as off road only!

 

Great for the local square mile of Pay and Play site on which most of the cheap tat is utterly pointless.

Oh and you have to trailer it to and from the site for which you will need a 4 wheel braked trailer and something rated to tow over 2.5 tonnes .. Like a road legal Range Rover

 

To you my son 7 bags

 

DOH

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-RANGE-ROVER-/201758305720?hash=item2ef9bb6db8:g:0ZkAAOSwAuZX5Chb

 

 

 

 

Verdict OLLITWAT check out what is it up against... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-LAND-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-SOFT-DASH-LSE-/222366440064?hash=item33c6129a80:g:7WMAAOSwXeJYD3fN

[sierraman]

£70 more likely.

 

Is £4,000 the magic number to advertise a complete heap of shit at. That Nova a page or so back even has the authenticity of a spray of underseal on the back of the sills post MOT plating.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Pah!  Those guys are amateurs.  This is how you price a bargain
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-RHD-Range-Rover-2-Door-4-5i-SE-RestoMod-New-Build/262732606909?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D40794%26meid%3D51aa644f5032412fb1027591e7330ef3%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D291994073685

 

 Yes, 96,500.

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Rover-3500-P6-Automatic-4-door-Saloon-19-902-mls-very-original-example/262792214121

 

 

Classified Ad price: £16,450.00

[EssDeeWon]

^^ That is lovely though!!

 

Thats new Fiesta money, which actually makes the Rover look an absolute steal all of a sudden.

[LC Torana]

Fitted with Lucas Square 8's, which accounts for two thirds of the purchase price.

[Skizzer]

Since when is a buggered non-running Lada Riva worth £2k?  Have I turned over two pages at once in this story?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Lada-Riva-1-2-L-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/332099544050

[worldofceri]

Tax expired 1993. Must have failed it's first mot and been parked up... But has it done 1475 miles or 101,475? If it was fucked at three years old I would guess the latter. If it's the former, seller needs to borrow a gravel driveway.