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"The next person who suggests taking a white car for a drive through red tulips gets a shoeing. Do I make myself clear?"

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'Chuck drove straight on to the ice-rink safe in the knowledge that, with judicious application of the handbrake and steering wheel, Nancy's knickers would be off in no time.'

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"Okay everybody, photo time. Smile like you never smiled before or we'll make you all take a Yugo home with you."

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After three days of being stranded in the middle of the Moroccan desert due to an electrical fault, the Hendersons were really glad to see the rescue helicopter arrive.

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So you mean to tell me that you spent your last £1000 in that silly auction and you can't afford all the welding that your Rangie needs for its MoT ?

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Aaron deliberately "forgot" to mention the superglue he'd just smeared down the side of the Beemer. That'd get them back for taking the piss out of mummy's MINI Countryman...

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The minibus hadn't turned up to take them to the synchronised-swimming championships. This proved not to be a problem.

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And as you can see Derdrie, the new Austin 1100 has a heated bonnet area just here that will make our winter dogging sessions much more enjoyable...

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That's right, when I told them what sort of thing I was interested in, they said that you good chaps at the Euphemism Reenactment Society would be right up my street.

 

Gorgeous clock by the way, mind if i give it a little stroke?

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True story from the early 80s, as told by Jackie Stewart's chauffeur...

"Hello, yes. This is Mr. Stewart's car. No, I'm sorry he can't speak to you at the moment, he's on the other line"

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" itold you the fucking sat nav was sending us the wrong way!

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"Does Mr Bridger think he can take over Europe... from a prison cell?

 

"Huh?"

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This 504 brochure is class.

 

Not only do you get the Mafiosa spying on the weird golf players, but turn the page and you get this dodgy looking individual stalking the art-buying lady. Has he got "rapist" written all over him or what!

 

 

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And then this!

 

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"I can't help but feel that this is a bit over the top just to keep the kids quiet in the back..."

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"Darling?"

 

"Yes"

 

"I think there is a small boy stuck to our car..."

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You know damn well that when I said 'white BMW convertible' I wanted a 1-series.

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This is never going to work. Couldn't we just fly with Easy Jet or something?

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Minutes later the rubber band powering the DAF snagged on the bride's veil, wrapped around the big key used to wind up the rubber band and pulled her head clean off.  It was very difficult to explain how this was an accident to the life insurance company, particularly as the groom had bought the DAF for her as a wedding present which in itself seemed grounds enough for a divorce before they'd even got as far as their honeymoon in Pontypridd.

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THIS is how much beer you would need to drink before thinking that buying this car was a good idea...

 

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Are you sure that this elaborate raindance will actually make the car start?

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Interpretive dance was used to sell many things, but the FSO 125p was too ahead of its time and not a perfume and so this advertising strategy would never succeed.

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