chaseracer Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 "The next person who suggests taking a white car for a drive through red tulips gets a shoeing. Do I make myself clear?" Banger Kenny and vulgalour 2
Bucketeer Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 'Chuck drove straight on to the ice-rink safe in the knowledge that, with judicious application of the handbrake and steering wheel, Nancy's knickers would be off in no time.' Wilko220, Partridge, vulgalour and 3 others 6
Bucketeer Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 "Okay everybody, photo time. Smile like you never smiled before or we'll make you all take a Yugo home with you." vulgalour, ProgRocker and Banger Kenny 3
Sigmund Fraud Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 After three days of being stranded in the middle of the Moroccan desert due to an electrical fault, the Hendersons were really glad to see the rescue helicopter arrive. Banger Kenny, ProgRocker, Junkman and 1 other 4
Sigmund Fraud Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 So you mean to tell me that you spent your last £1000 in that silly auction and you can't afford all the welding that your Rangie needs for its MoT ? Banger Kenny 1
chaseracer Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Aaron deliberately "forgot" to mention the superglue he'd just smeared down the side of the Beemer. That'd get them back for taking the piss out of mummy's MINI Countryman... Partridge 1
chaseracer Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 The minibus hadn't turned up to take them to the synchronised-swimming championships. This proved not to be a problem. garethj, inconsistant, maxpower and 2 others 5
Micrashed Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 ]]And as you can see Derdrie, the new Austin 1100 has a heated bonnet area just here that will make our winter dogging sessions much more enjoyable... Wilko220, Banger Kenny and warninglight 3
inconsistant Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 That's right, when I told them what sort of thing I was interested in, they said that you good chaps at the Euphemism Reenactment Society would be right up my street. Gorgeous clock by the way, mind if i give it a little stroke? ProgRocker and garethj 2
Spiny Norman Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 True story from the early 80s, as told by Jackie Stewart's chauffeur..."Hello, yes. This is Mr. Stewart's car. No, I'm sorry he can't speak to you at the moment, he's on the other line"
Cavcraft Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 austin brochure by Cavlover1, on Flickr sporty-shite, vulgalour, RedSparrow and 2 others 5
maxpower Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 "When i said lube me up boys! i meant for a shag"!! Junkman, Partridge, Wilko220 and 1 other 4
maxpower Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 " itold you the fucking sat nav was sending us the wrong way!
Cavcraft Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 rr sport by Cavlover1, on Flickr Partridge, Lord Sterling, garethj and 2 others 5
Cavcraft Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 watanabe corsa by Cavlover1, on Flickr maxpower, Lord Sterling and trigger 3
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 "Does Mr Bridger think he can take over Europe... from a prison cell? "Huh?" Banger Kenny and brickwall 2
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 This 504 brochure is class. Not only do you get the Mafiosa spying on the weird golf players, but turn the page and you get this dodgy looking individual stalking the art-buying lady. Has he got "rapist" written all over him or what! And then this! Banger Kenny 1
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 "You forgot to put the handbrake on? Yeah, very funny!" Banger Kenny 1
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 "I can't help but feel that this is a bit over the top just to keep the kids quiet in the back..." Lord Sterling and maxpower 2
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 "Darling?" "Yes" "I think there is a small boy stuck to our car..." Banger Kenny and makum101 2
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Ok. Just let go of my face now please. Banger Kenny 1
phil_lihp Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 You know damn well that when I said 'white BMW convertible' I wanted a 1-series.
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 This is never going to work. Couldn't we just fly with Easy Jet or something?
vulgalour Posted July 30, 2013 Author Posted July 30, 2013 Minutes later the rubber band powering the DAF snagged on the bride's veil, wrapped around the big key used to wind up the rubber band and pulled her head clean off. It was very difficult to explain how this was an accident to the life insurance company, particularly as the groom had bought the DAF for her as a wedding present which in itself seemed grounds enough for a divorce before they'd even got as far as their honeymoon in Pontypridd. garethj and Wilko220 2
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 THIS is how much beer you would need to drink before thinking that buying this car was a good idea... Junkman, vulgalour, Banger Kenny and 1 other 4
Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Are you sure that this elaborate raindance will actually make the car start? Junkman and ProgRocker 2
vulgalour Posted July 30, 2013 Author Posted July 30, 2013 Interpretive dance was used to sell many things, but the FSO 125p was too ahead of its time and not a perfume and so this advertising strategy would never succeed. chaseracer 1
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