CreepingJesus Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 "What's Dat, dad?""Dat, sun, is a Mitsubishi Zero. Look the pilot's waving! Wave back and he might do some aerobatics. Oh look; he's diving now..." tooSavvy and Swampy21 2
Station Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 The fella is taking the brochure title a little too literally. inconsistant and Banger Kenny 2
vulgalour Posted July 22, 2013 Author Posted July 22, 2013 Volvo depict a dystopian future for mankind with human beings so irradiated that they literally glow and require sunglasses to look at one another. The only unaltered survivor in this hellish future is Volvo's own 240 saloon available only in the colours of cockroaches. Pillock, Banger Kenny and Shep Shepherd 3
inconsistant Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Hey Theresa... HIGH FUCKIN' FIVE for the vinyl roof, quad lamps and Granada Ghia alloys! ...miserable bitch! Banger Kenny, warninglight and tooSavvy 3
Spiny Norman Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Brenda was shocked by the ferocity of her new Volvo's heating system."When I left the house I had a duffel coat and a set of thermals on and now they've melted clean off me!" Banger Kenny 1
Spiny Norman Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 The upper fifth form were keen to get a good look at Mr. Throgmorton's new car...."Gosh, I hope it has a well soundproofed boot" quipped Jennings, "Yes, and nice soft grab handles so I don't get blisters when Sir ties my ankles to them" added Fripp Jnr. oman5 1
inconsistant Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 The sunburned woman is decidedly unimpressed as she finally realises what inspired the design of those weird Volvo 80's head restraints. Shep Shepherd and Banger Kenny 2
vulgalour Posted July 22, 2013 Author Posted July 22, 2013 Greedy Yorkshire farmer makes use of YTS to get free labour on his farm and ease the payments on his new status symbol Land Rover while bragging to his neighbour about how he's the first person in Castleford to have one of them new fangled four wheel drive vehicles instead of the old nag and trap. Banger Kenny 1
Micrashed Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Its time to go it alone Daphne,Tims with me.Jons with me.Roberts with me... Theres just one thing darling - the car will have to go back..... Her - Thank fuck for that - we cant have a top executive company director driving a crappy piece of French shit like this.
Micrashed Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 The great thing bout care in the community said Noreen, is they allow me out to go to Aldi shopping on my own every Thursday.... Banger Kenny 1
EssDeeWon Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 ....thought Peter Hamilton-Smith as he stood in his yard one day reminiscing about his other car, a Rover P5B. Partridge, warninglight and Banger Kenny 3
Station Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 It was just another Saturday night for Dollywobbler. Junkman, Shep Shepherd, maxpower and 6 others 9
Station Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 "If I could breed horses as well as Rover built cars, I'd guarantee a winner everytime. But only if the race was for the first horse to have it's legs fall off." warren t claim, Partridge, Banger Kenny and 1 other 4
VAGDave Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Formula 1 hit particularly hard times following Bernie Eccleston's indictment and susbequent imprisonment... Banger Kenny 1
Micrashed Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 This'll do Jane thought Chris, a nice used AX for the school run and popping to th edry cleaners in... Jane thought, th etight bastard, he could at least have stretched to that XR2i. Still what he doesnt know is Im emptying th ebank account and planning to run off to Brighton whilst secretly nobbing his brother with the bigger willy. tooSavvy and Partridge 2
Station Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 ... which is why i travel by bus." cobblers, VAGDave and Lord Sterling 3
Wilko220 Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 This'll do Jane thought Chris, a nice used AX for the school run and popping to th edry cleaners in... Jane thought, th etight bastard, he could at least have stretched to that XR2i. Still what he doesnt know is Im emptying th ebank account and planning to run off to Brighton whilst secretly nobbing his brother with the bigger willy.I don't wish to seem like any more of a twat than everyone already thinks I am, but isn't that a ZX? Either way, it probably has little effect on his willy size... Banger Kenny and Micrashed 2
Bucketeer Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 "Wasn't the car white before we parked at the beach Ken?" "Welcome to the wonderful world of oxidisation my dear." inconsistant, RichardM1, Micrashed and 1 other 4
vulgalour Posted July 22, 2013 Author Posted July 22, 2013 ... ruined by American automotive safety regulations.
Lord Sterling Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Bye love, I'm sorry your leaving me because you didnt like the car I bought for you, but its all I could afford. I've got a Jag to run a house to pay for for christs sakes. Banger Kenny 1
Lord Sterling Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 This kids, is what happens when you don't pay attention at school. Micrashed and VAGDave 2
Lord Sterling Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Actually, I could do better, I just couldn't be arsed. VAGDave 1
Lord Sterling Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Creepy bloke with mk2 Escort - Excuse me, Mr Headmaster, I am that boys "uncle". My "sister" asked me to "pick up" that boy as she is a little..er..."unwell" at the moment, can I take him to "see his mum"?
Lord Sterling Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Well, they do say that the bigger and brasher the car, the smaller the anatomy....
maxpower Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Creepy bloke with mk2 Escort - Excuse me, Mr Headmaster, I am that boys "uncle". My "sister" asked me to "pick up" that boy as she is a little..er..."unwell" at the moment, can I take him to "see his mum"? Taxi for a mr savile guvner... Banger Kenny 1
Junkman Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 He: The Financial Times here says our shares hit rock bottom. Honey, if you'd learn how to prepare meals, we could make the cook redundant. She: Darling, if you'd learn how to fuck, we could fire the chauffeur. Justin Case, CreepingJesus, tooSavvy and 1 other 4
simmo Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Oh someone please do something with this one. The producer gathers the girls around to talk them through the story board for next ad in the successful Bodyform campaign. vulgalour 1
simmo Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Creepy bloke with mk2 Escort - Excuse me, Mr Headmaster, I am that boys "uncle". My "sister" asked me to "pick up" that boy as she is a little..er..."unwell" at the moment, can I take him to "see his mum"? So we agree Headmaster we are both in favor of good grooming. CreepingJesus and inconsistant 2
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