boobydoo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 eddyramrod, hauserplenty and pickup57 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I agree you're too happy. Woollarding has it's roots in no car ever being good enough, if OldTG ever reviewed the perfect car then their entire reason for existing would have been nullified and all the presenters (including that Penny lass) would have vanished in a puff of man-made fibres. Hence whilst posing you should reflect on the fact that the handbrake grip is too shiny, or the boot doesn't open far enough to get a suitcase in single-handedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Cor !! I quite fancy doing some woollarding on that cute little Fronte/Alto of trigger's wife ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I was going to quote that and edit it to be far more perverse, but let's face it most of you have mentally performed the same actions anyway.It has to be said though Trig, your missus is either blissfully unaware that you post pictures like that here, or is as mental as the rest of us. Fair play either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Nice one Trig, made me chuckle did that Despite having a face only a mother could love, I'll have to have a go at this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 30, 2013 Author Share Posted April 30, 2013 She's aware of the photos but also having been married to me for too long my oddness has sadly started to rub off on her. I must try harder at the Woollarding, but If I was to wear my dad's clothes it would mean I'd be doing it in a pair of bib and brace overalls and a flat cap. Despite having a face only a mother could love, I'll have to have a go at this... Good lad, I don't want to be the only one sad enough to be doing this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I think the first time I was aware of it was when ER did some on the Coniston thread: So, into the Museum now, and a spot of low-level Woollarding with a 30s Buick. I shall upload my own pics in due course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I stumbled over this pic from the eBay tat thread, August 2012. We have both a close-up of Woollarding, AND a moccasin. Double trouble! michael1703 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Slow Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I was an early Woollarder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Christ, Mr. May !! you look REALLY pissed off on that Rova (or is that a Monty Go.. ?) I give you Woollard marks of 9 1/2 out of 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simmo Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 chaseracer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Slow Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Christ, Mr. May !! you look REALLY pissed off on that Rova (or is that a Monty Go.. ?) I give you Woollard marks of 9 1/2 out of 10 Montego - my pride and joy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Mr and Mrs Trig feature in the AROnline woolard gallery! http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/news/news-woollarding-craze-spreads-across-the-internet/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 They actually made it to the Sunday Times website too! http://www.driving.co.uk/features/woollarding-craze-spreads-across-internet/12069 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 I IZ FAMOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 THE WILLS AND KATE OF AUTOSHITE* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Oooo... has "Kate's" sister got a fantastic arse too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Mike Oxgreen Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I felt inspired to have a go myself... forddeliveryboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Top beige/brown manly clothing action, Doctor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 They actually made it to the Sunday Times website too! http://www.driving.co.uk/features/woollarding-craze-spreads-across-internet/12069 That journo's a miserable bugger, isn't he??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinkersaab Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Was wearing beige and brown and have figured out the iPad camera, so had a go too. forddeliveryboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I am all kitted out in rugged beige and brown clothing, but my wife declines to arise from her bed of slumber, so I am sans snapper for the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Pah, away with you and your new fangled techno aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilo_active Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 My attempt posted on the ARonline thingamy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 How about taking a dump in the engine bay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 9, 2013 Author Share Posted June 9, 2013 It's only taken a feature from the Sunday Times to get your lot contributing at last! I'm enjoying both Dr Mike Oxgreen & Kinnersaabs's brown attire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandamonium Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Oh, go on then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 How difficult is it to get right? It's the leg closest to the camera that should be the one resting on the car - I doubt BBC decency policy 20-odd years ago would have let it be the other way, leading to crotch-shots as more than half of the above photos show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I reckon its pretty difficult to get a quality Woolard going. I would say Dr_Cockscreen has nailed the look pretty well, it seems to be quite difficult to strike a balance between looking like you're earnestly trying to explain something to camera, and just looking like you're trying to strike a pose for a publicity photo. As for taking a dump in the engine bay, I reckon the great man would just never do it, its not his style. So thats simply not a Woolard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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