cms206 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I am reminded of the wise prophet Dylan Moran, who said "German is a horrible language. It sounds like typewriters wrapped in tinfoil being kicked down stairs". Bizarrely my one and only attempt at German came about after I blocked a dunny in a service station about 50kms from the Czech Republic with the most ferocious length of faecal cable I've ever laid. My attempt was to try to apologise to the cleaner, who saw the toalie rise like a phoenix from the pan, went berzerk, and followed me through the service station and into the car park before attempting to beat up my Fiesta Courier, all whilst shouting something about shizen. True story. Laseraligningfoofooflanges, inconsistant, RedSparrow and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 And?Have you woollarded that Fezza van or not? cms206 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormee Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Jo, so ist es halt. Und ich weiss auch. dass was wir als die Wahrheit bezeichnen möchten, auch von Propaganda geprägt ist... darum habe ich auch Zeitzeugenberichte von Wehrmachtsoldaten gelesen. Die Wahrheit liegt wohl irgendwo mittendrin. Unbestreitbar ist, dass - wie auch bei uns - die meisten von euren Jungs gar nicht zum Militär wollten, aber trotzdem tapfer gekämpft haben. Scheiss-Politiker, halt. Wer möchte letztendlich in einen Krieg ziehen? Ja. Und die Alliierten hatten auch zum Ende hin keinen Bock mehr, unsere Städte kaputtzuschießen. Der Krieg wurde zum Großteil auf Kosten von Unschuldigen ausgetragen. Aber die Leute hatten gar keine Wahl, wer sich den Linken oder 'Kommunisten' anschloß wurde bestraft. Das Volk an sich nämlich war zum Großteil überhaupt nicht kriegsfreundlich und erst recht nicht fremdenfeindlich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Ja. Und die Alliierten hatten auch zum Ende hin keinen Bock mehr, unsere Städte kaputtzuschießen. Der Krieg wurde zum Großteil auf Kosten von Unschuldigen ausgetragen. Aber die Leute hatten gar keine Wahl, wer sich den Linken oder 'Kommunisten' anschloß wurde bestraft. Das Volk an sich nämlich war zum Großteil überhaupt nicht kriegsfreundlich und erst recht nicht fremdenfeindlich. Das waren beschissene Zeiten... bin froh, dass sie schon lange her sind. Tut mir Leid, dass ich das Thema erwähnt habe. OK, zurück zum originalen Thema...Woollarding... wir haben's erfunden, nicht euch. Ihr dürft es aber auch tun, wenn ihr zugibt, dass wir das bessere Frühstück haben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Reverend Blue Jeans Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Eine Volk, Eine Reich, Eine Woollard - mit beige hosen.......sehr beige. Vince70 and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Kraft durch Woollarding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormee Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Das waren beschissene Zeiten... bin froh, dass sie schon lange her sind. Tut mir Leid, dass ich das Thema erwähnt habe. OK, zurück zum originalen Thema...Woollarding... wir haben's erfunden, nicht euch. Ihr dürft es aber auch tun, wenn ihr zugibt, dass wir das bessere Frühstück haben Besser Ihr habt es erfunden als die Schweizer... Ja, Frühstück. Mittags um 1 esse ich auch Euer Frühstück, vorher geht eh nur Kaffee.Woollarding probiere ich, nachdem mein Auto wieder TÜV hat.I'M going to try Woollarding after my BMW's passing TÜV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 ... and my all time favourite Goffey clip here - dealing with dullards, at what appears to be the Autoshite Test Track... Just got around to watching this. Fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormee Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Just got around to watching this. Fantastic!Nice. But no 2.8i Ghias involved, just 2.3 GL. Granny II facelift with the nice newer velours after all, like those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Fair play to The Goff. Possibly the most difficult people to interview ever. I like the way he has to cram all the useful information into his questions as he gets sod all back as an answer! You can just imagine him getting home afterwards. "What a fuggin' show of shit that day was. Danny - stop with the fuggin' drumming!" I'm sure he spoke just like that. Note clever reference to future Supergrass skin beater. Jerzy Woking, chaseracer, Laseraligningfoofooflanges and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 18, 2013 Author Share Posted June 18, 2013 I just love the way he keeps looking at the camera with that puzzled expression on his face! Wilko220 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 cms206's clip prompted me to do some Goffey-surfing on YouTube. H-REG PROTON !!!!!!!!111!!11!1!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsPYvD9EP3MMuch hilarity when he finds the boot of the press car has flooded. And here's the new Rover Metro vs the new Fiat Unohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL6LhZDAI6w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Flipping heck I used to LOVE top gear, it was properly the highlight of the TV week when I was 10 or whatever. Wilko220 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I have a memory of when I was about seven or eight. It was absolutely pouring down and my mother and I were hiding from the rain in a shop on the mean streets of Bearwood. A then-new Jaguar XJ40 pulls up and the bloke legs it for cover. Inspired by Woollard's comments on a recent issue of Top Gear, I asked my mother: "Is he abandoning his car because the single wiper is struggling to cope with the rain?" Do kids watch such factual stuff on telly these days? I couldn't get enough of it, though I look back and find that old Top Gear is incredibly tedious. Top Gear and Knight Rider were pretty much what I lived for when I was a nipper. Watching The Hoff get outacted by a car. Brilliant. hauserplenty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 One key aspect of woollarding largely overlooked is the 'sports casual' clothing that underpins the technique Goffey does give him a run for his money in that department chodweaver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifc63 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 One key aspect of woollarding largely overlooked is the 'sports casual' clothing that underpins the technique Goffey does give him a run for his money in that department I've been wanting to do a spot of 'Woollarding' for ages but never found the opportunity.Until today !!!I realised that I've reached that age where I am subconsciously dressing myself in 'sports casual' beige/grey clothing.I'd popped round to a mate's house today and realised I still had the camera in the car from the Knebworth House car show on Monday.He thought it was a strange request but took the photo for me Alusilber, binhoker668, mouseflakes and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Not bad - clothing could be a bit more brown/blue perhaps? Stance is good - maybe lean a little more towards the engine bay, for added impact? But I'm nit-picking - I think it's a good 'un. binhoker668 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Pretty good, 8/10 I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I'm marking it down a bit because the car looks a tiny bit interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Yes, good point. It should be a base Montego or something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Certainly got the 'earnest' look nailed there, docked one point for not looking into the camera but overall 8/10 ROBUST EFFORT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Wilson and Woolard briefly talk about Woolarding here:http://youtu.be/l9DWJ8NnksQ?t=2m49s Look at him lounging over that Lancia! forddeliveryboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 ^ statutory rape, I reckon. Operation Yewtree will be interviewing him soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Hayers Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Christmas bump Bonnet not lifted for K SERIES FAILURE OMG. And I know my beard is shit, deal with it. Vince70, chaseracer, Junkman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Lol ^^ You look like a character off Trumpton. Rocket88 and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 oman5, mouseflakes, Richard and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundig Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Grundig Jnr, Woollarding brickwall, Bucketeer, KruJoe and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I am reminded of the wise prophet Dylan Moran, who said "German is a horrible language. It sounds like typewriters wrapped in tinfoil being kicked down stairs". Bizarrely my one and only attempt at German came about after I blocked a dunny in a service station about 50kms from the Czech Republic with the most ferocious length of faecal cable I've ever laid. My attempt was to try to apologise to the cleaner, who saw the toalie rise like a phoenix from the pan, went berzerk, and followed me through the service station and into the car park before attempting to beat up my Fiesta Courier, all whilst shouting something about shizen. True story.Thanks for that, I've just PMSL in the middle of an open plan office. scruff, eddyramrod, Coprolalia and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 X2 + Gr9..... I have just tried to read this out loud to swmbo... and cried - totally incapable of speech Cable...... don't get me started again SolidGold m8 TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Am i late to the game? Anyway, today i did my first attempt. Please vote cinq sur cinq!One for the location, one for the car, one for the car in the right color, one for the Gendarme and one for consistently ignoring the honking french drivers behind me. Why did these guys stare at me? Two extra points for the free parking space right there. scruff, Essex V6, Rusty_Rocket and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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