Lazy spotters thread

[AlabamaShrimp]

Ikea today!

 

[Yoss]

Lazy spotting out on delivery.

 

First this Toyota Corolla.

 

 

 

 

This car seems to have no distinguishing features whatsoever. No shape, no lines, nothing. Even the shade of grey seems to be exactly the same colour as the road it is sitting on.

 

Seems like the perfect car for a bank job...

 

Policeman: Did you see the getaway car sir?

 

Witness: Yes, erm....Hang on...No, sorry, completely forgotten.

 

Having said that it's 25 years old and looks totally straight, if a little dirty (but who's washing their cars at the moment?).

 

 

Then just round the corner, another Toyota of similar vintage, though this one's a bit easier to spot on a damp grey morning.

 

[Yoss]

Then I found this.

 

 

Again, looked tidy but I wasn't looking that close as it was raining properly by then. Looking at the picture now bits of the sill looks like it's hanging. Or is it just mud? It was a 520i.

[500tops]

Two days worth of spots

[Craig the Princess]

Popped into B&Q earlier and saw this C-reg beauty.

 

[Yoss]

Had a little trip to Bournemouth today. Not the place it once was, the last resting place of most beige Meastros but not any more but did find these two.

 

 

 

The second one is a Dacia Solenza. I only know this cos it said so on the back. Had to Google it when I got home. Not actually that old, 2003-5, but definitely Shite. Has some Clio mk2 in it apparently though you wouldn't know it from looking at it.

[holbeck]

[AlabamaShrimp]

 

Just noticed the plate on this. Think it's owned by a granny though

[500tops]

Yesterday's spots

[LessThanEqual]

Yesterday's spots

That Subaru is the tits.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

That 911 is quite a spot.

[500tops]

Mint, locally registered Sunny

[AlabamaShrimp]

^^^granny stalker!

[500tops]

Couple from this morning. Mitsubishi was fantastic!

[spartacus]

4x4, in Chesterfield today. I've not really done it justice, I've seen it before in good weather and it's really clean.

 

[quicksilver]

First interesting thing I've seen in a while. Not J-reg Proton looked spotless apart from a giffer dent in the front wing. A really hot friend owned one (yes, really, a gorgeous young girl in her early 20s with a Proton Persona!) so seeing this made me happy.

1998 Proton Persona 1.6 XLi by Adam Floyd, on Flickr

[NorfolkNWeigh]

That 911 is quite a spot.

You say you're a 73

Yesterday you were an 85

And that's a false duktail you're wearing too

You say

"I had it cut!"

But I don't see no GRP on the floor.

 

Your engine says 2.7

But I know you're a 3.2

It's a Lying season....

[NorfolkNWeigh]

A proper classy Rolls parked behind a nasty chav 7 Series coupe, in Mayfair.

[Matt]

no idea what a Toyota Echo is, I assume an import.

 

US spec Yaris with an uglier face and a big bum.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

You say you're a 73

Yesterday you were an 85

And that's a false duktail you're wearing too

You say

"I had it cut!"

But I don't see no GRP on the floor.

 

Your engine says 2.7

But I know you're a 3.2

It's a Lying season....

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You're right!

[Yoss]

From one ZT-T to another (and a Saab).

 

[500tops]

Today in Shepton Mallet

[500tops]

A selection from yesterday

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A few more

[500tops]

The dregs

[500tops]

Today's chod

[Cheggers]

I remember when Stockholm was awash with rapey day vans...Looks like the sole survivor

 

 

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[Asimo]

Why? Because seagull shit and flat tyres!

Always good to find shite to park by.

FSO is worth a second look.

And a third. Never seen one of these before.

[500tops]

Last two days

[spartacus]