Shite You CAN'T STAND!

[PaykanHunter]

This is SHITE SHITE SHITE! Can't stand it, I speed up every time I'm stuck behind one on the road!!!... And then I give an evil eye to the driver in it!

Pooof... I've been wanting to post this for such a long time... I feel so much better now!

 

(Oh!... And nobody posts Rootes Arrow cars here, ok? Consider this a WARNING!)

 

[Felly Magic]

What the feckin hell is it? 2 words..Huuuuurrrruppp CLANG!

 

And by the way, the Skoda Yeti makes me want to blow chunks, and they seem to be driven by OAP's with sacks of spuds on their shoulder

[PaykanHunter]

What the feckin hell is it? 2 words..Huuuuurrrruppp CLANG!

 

And by the way, the Skoda Yeti makes me want to blow chunks, and they seem to be driven by OAP's with sacks of spuds on their shoulder

It is the Bloody Buick Rendezvous!!!...

 

[TagoraSX]

 

 

 

 

 

That's better.

[PaykanHunter]

That's better.

What?!!... You must be kidding me, you can't stand All The Above?!... R16 is lovely mate!

[autofive]

im not keen on citroen C3s, but i dont want to make a big song and dance about it

[Craig the Princess]

 

No, these do nothing for me at all.

[DSdriver]

probably not shite yet, but very, very soon

[KruJoe]

OP's example looks like a piss-poor update of that Aztek effort.

 

 

 

 

I couldn't remember what these were called, so googled "ugly daewoo". They look even worse in the flesh than on screen.

 

 

Some might nominate the 1998 Multipla, but I wouldn't say no to one of them.

[Felly Magic]

Controversial now, but I HATE these things with a passion unequalled. Too many 'preserved'

 

[PaykanHunter]

OP's example looks like a piss-poor update of that Aztek effort.

Yes the Buick was on the same Shite platform!

[Felly Magic]

What the feckin hell is it? 2 words..Huuuuurrrruppp CLANG!

 

And by the way, the Skoda Yeti makes me want to blow chunks, and they seem to be driven by OAP's with sacks of spuds on their shoulder

It is the Bloody Buick Rendezvous!!!...

 

 

Excuse me while I vomit up my tea! How can people buy these things? Do they let the guide dog drive?

 

Oh and while we are on about shite SUV's, I nominate the Datsun Joke! (Nissan Juke)

[PaykanHunter]

Excuse me while I vomit up my tea! How can people buy these things? Do they let the guide dog drive?

Can't agree with you more mate! I HATE this car with passion. They are simply appalling!

[PaykanHunter]

My very clever friend here just mentioned Fiat Multipla!!!!!... OMG! YES! Can't STAND THEM Either!

 

[Felly Magic]

All they did with the Nexia was tart up the boggo Ashtray nose & tail a bit, but what they did to the Mk2 Cavalier, well, please pass the sick bucket, its the Espero. Ugly Autoshite..That'll be the Daewoo

 

 

[OwdChina]

THESE...Hong Kong is fuggin riddled with em, awful things.

I think it's called a Nissan Fucknut....or something.

Orrid

Yuk

 

The pics make it look bigger than it is.........it's tiny.

[eddyramrod]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is so tempting! But I'm sure my choices would alienate a few people, so maybe I won't.... or, it's only the internet, maybe I will... oh dear, what to do....

[Felly Magic]

THESE...Hong Kong is fuggin riddled with em, awful things.

I think it's called a Nissan Fucknut....or something.

Orrid

Yuk

 

The pics make it look bigger than it is.........it's tiny.

 

I've seen a red one. Clearly styled on Postman Pat's van. A Datsun Microbe underneath, and most have that awful CVT gearbox, and the wonky rear end styling. Too much sake (or however the fuck you spell it) in the Datsun drawing office.

[OwdChina]

Japanese rice wine......I can't remember either

[eddyramrod]

I thought it was called Cube. Looks vile, whatever; the car as a household appliance, indeed. Should have a Zanussi badge.

[Felly Magic]

I thought it was called Cube. Looks vile, whatever; the car as a household appliance, indeed. Should have an INDESHIT badge.

 

Corrected for you Eddy

[OwdChina]

I thought it was called Cube. Looks vile, whatever; the car as a household appliance, indeed. Should have an INDESHIT badge.

 

Corrected for you Eddy

 

LOLs

[eddyramrod]

Thank you kind sir. Have a gratuitous Austin Maxi, which for me absolutely fits this thread.

To my eternal shame, it actually was mine, for about 3 months in 1986. Never again!

[PaykanHunter]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is so tempting! But I'm sure my choices would alienate a few people, so maybe I won't.... or, it's only the internet, maybe I will... oh dear, what to do....

Come on I want hear/see all about them! Well... as long as they don't involve Paykans!

[Rusty Pelican]

These fucking horrendous piles of ugly useless lumps of ugly fucking shit make me barf

 

[TagoraSX]

That's better.

What?!!... You must be kidding me, you can't stand All The Above?!... R16 is lovely mate!

 

Yes, and many, many more.

 

I forgot the Maxi and the MGB

[Felly Magic]

These fucking horrendous piles of ugly useless lumps of ugly fucking shit make me barf

 

 

The pile of shite I mentioned earlier, the Datsun Joke/Puke!

[PaykanHunter]

These fucking horrendous piles of ugly useless lumps of ugly fucking shit make me barf

Agree!... And the scary thing is that this looks like to be a new trend, hide the actual "Headlamps" as "Fog-Lamps" on the bumper, there is going to be more of this so-called-clever design in the future from other companies!

 

Horrific!!!....

[Rusty Pelican]

The pile of shite I mentioned earlier, the Datsun Joke/Puke!

I realise this but I just had to voice my opinion and get it of my chest , hence the language

[Volksy]

I hate these things....

 

This one (to my shame) was mine, for about a week..