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#271 OFFLINE   Electric Leyland

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 11:16 PM

If only this had an MOT. It's just ................. just perfect in every possible conceivable way to any seasoned Autoshiter.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1QQcmdZViewItem

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And is ...is ... is this some sort of fantasy occurring .........

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No chance this would drive to Bromley I expect Wuvvum?

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#272 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 10:49 AM

No chance this would drive to Bromley I expect Wuvvum?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...atchlink:top:uk
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Depends what you mean by "drive". If you mean would it be mechanically capable of moving from here to Bromley under its own power, I would say that with a battery and a decent set of plugs there's a chance it would. If you mean would it drive down at motorway speeds without vibrating itself to bits or getting pulled by every copper in the five counties, then probably not.

I'm high bidder on that blue Rancho, but I'm getting a bit worried as having looked at the pictures properly it looks like it may be lacking a windscreen, which is a bit of a drawback when I'd have to park it on a public car park. :?

That electric thing is brilliant. If it was local I'd pay several hundred pounds for it, but the fact that it's in Wales is a bit of a drawback.

#273 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 12:49 PM

I reckon that electric thing would fit in the back of a big van, I'm so tempted!

#274 OFFLINE   dean36014

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 01:05 PM

Looking at the pictures of the blue Rancho, whats going on with rear bumper. It almost looks like its had a wheelchair conversion on it, or is it just a piece of timber up against the bumper?

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 03:11 PM

nice Ital
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#276 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:07 AM

Drool. I'm trying to think of some good reasons not to chop my Omega in for this. There are 3:

1) Not a V6 (I know there is no such thing as a V6 Rekord, but I do like my Omega's donk);
2) We're off on holiday in a couple of weeks;
3) I will get divorced.

http://i15.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/a0/36/14...
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Fantastic 70s Opel works rally car colour scheme too...

This is fantastic!!!! What year is it? Are there any other shots of it?

How much are they asking?

#277 OFFLINE   GrumpyCat

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 12:52 PM

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 02:49 PM

This is fantastic!!!! What year is it? Are there any other shots of it?How much are they asking?

Err....click on the link, perhaps? :roll:

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#279 OFFLINE   bigstraight6

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:18 PM

WOW :shock: That R4 Plein-air is fantastic 8) 8) Just wish I had 4 grand now :roll:
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#280 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 09:44 PM

This is fantastic!!!! What year is it? Are there any other shots of it?How much are they asking?

Err....click on the link, perhaps? :roll:

Can't at work, eBay's blocked else I wouldn't have asked!I'll look now I'm at home though & seeing as it's fresh in my mind.

#281 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:55 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1QQcmdZViewItemWhen I die I want to be taken to the cemetery in this... :shock: 8)

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:59 AM

Put a turbo'd T-series in it and a set of Rover 200 BRM wheels on and it'd look and go gracefully. 8)

#283 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 12:02 PM

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not seen one of those for a long time. Bid alert!

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 03:46 PM

http://i19.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/a0/28/10...

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not seen one of those for a long time. Bid alert!

I had one of those. Bought it for £80 from the local auction. Mine was a 1.6ie - went like poo off a spade. Great car.

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 04:01 PM

ZELE ZAGATO!!!!! WTF!!I thought there was only one of those in the UK. And that belonged to the twat-face posh-boy who owns Bristol Motors. A plan formulates!Bowling up to the Bristol Showroom in a Zele would surely guarantee entry. (all previous efforts have failed, abysmally. Bastids)

#286 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 09:44 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1QQcmdZViewItemTempting, but a bit too far for me...

#287 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:36 AM

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Superb! Already rung up the seller about this one. £300 BIN!

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#288 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 12:29 PM

Wow. That 132 is superb. And amazingly cheap by French standards. And it's in the north... Buy it before I do, Monsieur_Coui11es. :P

#289 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 02:45 PM

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#290 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 02:47 PM

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 02:52 PM

That's the tidyest FSO pick up I have seen for a long while. Even despite being disgusting to drive and crushingly embarrasing to own I would have considered a punt if it was not in Scottishland [sic].I have no idea what the point of the Reliant pick up is at all. I assume that (a) the load area is comically small(B) the max. payload is approximately on a par with the (m)erde style garden trailer I own (about 30kgs before the tyres start squishing). :lol:

#292 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 02:59 PM

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only £100, no one's bid!

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 03:14 PM

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Argh! A Mini! Here!!

Well, on the 'shite' side, it's a clubman thus less popular, and it has a door in the wrong colour, which I feel adds a certain 'je ne sais quai' to any old clunka.

It is also cheap and close to home. If these two factors prevail at the auction end, I may be forced to own it. Huzzah!

#294 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 03:20 PM

HEY WOW THOSE HEATER VENTS ARE IN GOOD NICK ARENT THEY

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 06:34 PM

Where are all these Rekords coming from?After spending the day grinding and welding (LOLZ...I can't weld but my neighbour has been trying to teach me, the gas cup is missing on the comically-named 'Sealey MightyMig' he has given me on long-term loan so pigeon-poo-ahoy!) the Mk2 Cav I have come to the conclusion I have too many cars...or too many that need too much work...or something.Otherwise I'd be all over that Rekord like a cheap suit.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 09:18 PM

I've just bid on the FSO. :oops: This forum is a bad, bad influence...

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 01:10 PM

Barris/Ohrberg Martian Spider


This is mad



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This is a near mythical show car that has been secreted in a private collection in the South of France for many years and has never been shown to the public. It is now available for sale and if you miss it, it will be another 20 years before you have another chance!

This "car" is powered by a 20 litre, 16 cylinder, twin turbo engine borrowed from a Sherman Tank. The car has eight wheels one seat and no storage space to speak of. It would be perfect for taking the kids to school, shopping trips and family holidays etc. Some time in its life it has lost the grp canopy that covers the interior, this can be seen in the period photos. It looks quite complete although we are selling it strictly as a show car and restoration project. We have not had her running although that surely must be a spectacle to behold!



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Posted 27 May 2007 - 01:13 PM

Just found this too

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http://www.carandcla...o.uk/car/C17296


found it here too
http://www.jayohrberg.com/55.html

#299 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 06:40 PM

http://i19.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/a0/28/10...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=320116532949

not seen one of those for a long time. Bid alert!

YES I WON IT!!!!!!

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 07:47 PM

Nice.That's prime quality WopShite.....BTW, did you see my post in the trackday thread asking about 75 brake upgrades?
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