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I bet I have prettier feet than you.

 

You appear to have photoshopped the 6th and 7th Toes, and thinned it out a bit. I suppose that's what you'd do if you posted a picture of your foot on a specialist foot fetish app similar to Tinder, but for people that get off on feet.

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You appear to have photoshopped the 6th and 7th Toes, and thinned it out a bit. I suppose that's what you'd do if you posted a picture of your foot on a specialist foot fetish app similar to Tinder, but for people that get off on feet.

err, wouldn't that make them awfully sticky? (RIP the late great R Mayall from whom I stole that joke).
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On the subject of retribution, I was stiffed for payment by what is now a famous chain of Nail bars.

This may have coincided with the rise of the pound shops and the subsequent collapse in the price of superglue.

This may also have coincided with their expensive locks on their expensive glass doors, being glued at random times/locations for years, nay, decades afterwards.

 

No Ebay connection I'm afraid.

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On the subject of retribution, I was stiffed for payment by what is now a famous chain of Nail bars.

This may have coincided with the rise of the pound shops and the subsequent collapse in the price of superglue.

This may also have coincided with their expensive locks on their expensive glass doors, being glued at random times/locations for years, nay, decades afterwards.

 

No Ebay connection I'm afraid.

In a similar vein, when I split up with the wife (after catching her shagging out of watch while I was deployed to the Gulf) I regularly went past the house on the way back from the pub and as I still had a set of car keys would turn on the headlights and leave her (and new boyfriend) with a flat battery in the morning. Childish but very satisfying!

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