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outlaw118

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Well, not just AS, I'm trying to spread the word on behalf of an accquaintance, who some of you, (certainly Watanabe and Pogweasel) will have heard of.

Mr Kunt and his gang are, as I type this, at number 66 in the singles chart with the charming ditty "Use my Arsehole as A Cunt" (The Nick Clegg version).

Obviously, not for viewing at work, or in front of the onder 7's (!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv1OigmYcvQ

 

Anyway, hope you enjoy it, and then download, and try and get him into the top 40. :shock:

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'He's given himself a mountain to climb' with that name/song combo if he wants to be christmas no.1, he ought to have chosen something with slightly wider appeal, (pretty much anything would have done).

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I think the fact that the Christmas No1 has already been decided is a slightly bigger hurdle than the name.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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and the other hurdle, of course

 

thats its not that good

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

Mike D

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Which singles chart? Number 66 seems to be Katy B, who i'd give one, especially if she has the alter ego Kunt and the Gang!

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I already tried to buy John Cage but I don't think it worked. I can't actually be arsed to listen to that one, but the title made me lol so I guess that's a start. I have a pretty basic sense of humour though let's be honest.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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I know it's not going to be number one, just thought it would be a laugh to get him into the Top 40 for the New Year chart.

and the other hurdle, of course

 

thats its not that good

No, it's not his best, but I recommend "Men With Beards" or "Perverts On The Internet" or "I sucked off a Bloke" (Katy Perry cover version) all available to view on YouToob, or download.
autofive Rank: Renault 16

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i did watch some of the other utube/myspace vids from the link provided

 

i found most were quite funny but very crude toilet humour.

 

maybe they should try eurovision

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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On facebook people are trying to get 'bird is the word' by the Trashmen to no 1.

I thought the no. 1 was decided by sales the week before? ie sales last week.

Gompo Rank: Citroen Ami

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On facebook people are trying to get 'bird is the word' by the Trashmen to no 1.

I thought the no. 1 was decided by sales the week before? ie sales last week.

 

That's something Scott Mills (the wank Radio 1 DJ) started, or is atleast supporting.

boobydoo Rank: Citroen Ami

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, hope you enjoy it, and then download, and try and get him into the top 40. :shock:

 

What a charming and witty musical piece, he must be rightfully proud. :roll:

 

How many do you need to sell to get to number 66 these days.............four?

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Apart from my complete disinterest in the Top 40 (who really cares other than teenage girls?), I have a problem with the lack of imagination of these "let's annoy the music industry by buying their records" campaigns.

 

If you're going to have a campaign to get something absolutely ridiculous in at number one, make it something like THIS:

Justin Case Rank: Renault 16

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I already tried to buy John Cage but I don't think it worked.

 

In that case may I suggest that you listen to the piano version:

 

Futuramic Rank: Austin Maxi

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Classic! I hadn't seen that version before - here's the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFKBorVw ... B&index=27

 

Kunt and the Gang = the only good thing to ever come out of Basildon :D

 

Nonsense! Depeche Mode were Basildon's finest.

 

Actually the greatest thing to ever leave Basildon was a diesel Ford Focus (because I was driving it very quickly)....

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Sorry, I forgot about DM (is that possible?) :cry:

 

Actually the greatest thing to ever leave Basildon was a diesel Ford Focus (because I was driving it very quickly)....

 

:mrgreen:

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dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I’d quite like everyone to buy/download Chocolate Salty Balls for xmas….

It ‘won’ 23 years ago

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