Sunny Jim's Hearse: The Grim Sleeper - a perfect squirter

[Sunny Jim]

- Good Evening, Travelling Whippet Vehicular Assignment Agency, how may I help you?

- I'll just get your file

- So Sir, you've got hurty shoulder and you're using that as excuse to buy another car. I see, Sir, we at the TWVAA don't judge.

- So a cheap, small, automatic with power steering not too far away, Sir. Engaging search mode:

🎵Ain't no mountain high enough 🎶

🎵 Ain't no river wide enough 🎶

Hang on a mo, I'll just get me glasses 

- Fire up the PC, putting you on hold Sir

- So a cheap, small, automatic with power steering not too far away? I found just the thing Sir. Yes Sir, best book a train ticket for the morning Sir.

Good night 🐾 

 

[mat_the_cat]

He might need some sunglasses tomorrow if the forecast is to be believed!

[Matty]

I'd like to think that the tortoise shell glasses were chosen to compliment the brindle in a show of impeccable taste.

[Sunny Jim]

Not all my satorial choices are so elegant. That time I got dressed up as a sheep on a stag do...

I was young and I needed the money.

[Marshall2810]

Love your dog and looking forward to updates tomorrow 😀

[loserone]

Bet it's no piss yellow 106

[Sunny Jim]

Nom, spiders!

[hairnet]

car can do one

completely overshadowed by the dug ftw

more dug (or else)

[Sunny Jim]

- Out of office reply 

[Jim Bell]

Good luck with the adventure. Best episode of One Man And His Dog ever. 

[Sunny Jim]

- is it morning? I had the strangest dream

- What was it? Ah, that's right, cheap, small, automatic with power steering not too far away.

- I've got this...

- Ah fuck. Best get ready

- Good, no sign of Nigel Farage and his bloody labrador 

- Best get on with it then.

 

[Sunny Jim]

- Dawn 

- PC

[Sunny Jim]

- Breakfast.

- Nom

- Nom

[Jim Bell]

  On 18/01/2025 at 08:19, Sunny Jim said:

- Dawn 

- PC

Expand  

Hat trick on the todds. That's good numbers so early in the day.  The pc is gonna be impressive once the numbers are tallied at close of play. 

[dome]

  On 18/01/2025 at 08:28, Jim Bell said:

Hat trick on the todds. That's good numbers so early in the day.  The pc is gonna be impressive once the numbers are tallied at close of play. 

Expand  

He's off to a great start. You're going to have to up your game on your next one.

[Sunny Jim]

- First mode of transport.

- All of the down force!

[Sunny Jim]

- Let's play fetch 

[Sunny Jim]

- Fleecey blanket by the heater outlet 

Winnar.

[EyesWeldedShut]

JAWS (Just Another Welsh Sheepdog) and his French Fancy wish the Brindled One a bonne voyage - they're happy indoors thank you.

Collie says that if you allowed the dog to choose a small, automatic with power steering then, whilst you think that you're about to collect a late Pug 306 you are, in fact, going to get a rare* manual barge of some sort - 406 estate? Kent, East Anglia or Scotland.

[dome]

This guy says Good luck, we're all counting on you🤞

He actually says "Can I have some skwerr sossige plz?" but that's not important right now

[hairnet]

7 hours ffs

Thats just amlwch

[hairnet]

Pc is too graphic ffs

[Sunny Jim]

  On 18/01/2025 at 09:42, hairnet said:

Pc is too graphic ffs

Expand  

He's spared you pictures of me quivering while I crimp one out.

[Jim Bell]

 

Bangor? I've only just met her. 

[Jim Bell]

Miss Helen sending sighthound vibes. 

[EyesWeldedShut]

  On 18/01/2025 at 09:42, hairnet said:

7 hours ffs

Thats just amlwch

Expand  

Nah - it's the TfW weekend service. 
He's stuck in a tunnel with no WiFi for five hours. Llandudno gets my bet. 6 hours there by train, 30 minutes back by car

[Sunny Jim]

- Day time drinkers, my favourite kind of drinkers.

- Two's up on yer cider mate

- Aw c'mon, have yer not got a tinny in yer bag for me.

[Sunny Jim]

  On 18/01/2025 at 09:54, Jim Bell said:

Miss Helen sending sighthound vibes. 

Expand  

If I still had balls they'd be tingling!

 

[andyberg]

Good luck with the collection, personally I’m not bothered about the new car. The dog pics and accompanying quotes have made my Saturday morning 😂

[Sunny Jim]

- Whippet now in Wolves.

PC =4 

- Next train delayed, won't make onward connection.