Deporting Autoshite...

[fotorabia]

Im just prematurely announcing that I am deporting myself from New Zealand in a few months and coming back to Europe for the rest of the year.So all Nth Island reports will be left to STUNO..and we have a very well situated Autoshiter in Christchurch who will do a stirling job covering the scene there.If anybody in the UK needs a stagehand..budget wedding photographer..or car portraiture r please let me know.I also may need a few lifts here or there as I will be doing an anti-royal Tiki tour of the southern regions of England before disappearing behind some Bens up in the Highlands.I also wish to thank all fellow Autoshiters for making my little life here in NZ just a bit more interesting..as I now know what I am about to face in the Nrthrn hemisphere.Thanks...RAB

[Albert Ross]

If you need a ride near Doncaster, let me know. Might even throw in a plate of grub. You alone or with company??

[fotorabia]

Thanks matey..alone..one loud suit and camera!Im thinking end of May -early June..ill keep u all posted...thanks so much..

[barrett]

If you find yourself in Brighton do let me know and i'll buy you a pint, if i've not buggered off to the states by that point that is.

[seth]

If you're passing through London need a ride to/from Heathrow or even need a place to stay for a couple of nights....

[Minimad5]

And if you are silly enough to come close to Birkenhead be sure to stop by for a meal and a chat !

[michiel]

Let me know when you fly over Holland (about 2 seconds...) and I'll wave!

[Minimad5]

And can we have your flight number so we can track you on this :

http://www.flightradar24.com/

[Jon]

Likewise round the Leeds/York area. Could even pick you up in Linwood's shite-est if you so desire...

[fotorabia]

Thank u all so much gentle-shiters...i will take note of all generous offers! Thirteen years in these islands with less escape bids than Papillon but certainly more native tattoos..its time for me to face Europe once more.Respect to you all.

[Pete-M]

Bollocks, I'll be in Czech. Hey ho, one out, one in!Have fun.

[whitevanman]

Between Newcastle, Carlisle and Edinburgh? give me a shout...

[Cavcraft]

Hey if you're near sunny Chester give me a yell!

[VWPowered]

how do there rab, if france is calling (although i currently dont know if i'll be central-ish out south east yet )

[j-j]

Likewise for Glasgow - just get in touch if you need a lift somewhere. Can't offer accom tho sorry

[whitevanman]

What! you can't even let him camp in your back green..............

[bigstraight6]

If you venture down to the wild westcountry there's transport and accom if you need it!......

[Pillock]

East Midlands, I'll point you towards some shite and maybe treat you to a pork pie.

[Andrew353w]

If you're flying back with Air New Zealand do tip me the word............

[fotorabia]

If you're flying back with Air New Zealand do tip me the word............

whys that Andrew..i was actually thinking of Emirates cos i was gonna go shite spotting in Damascus on the way back..

[VWPowered]

i didnt get the job in the Aude so at the moment still central-ish france

[STUNO]

All I did was say I might call at his place while in Wanganui. That was enough to make Rab book a flight to London. Do I smell that bad ?

[fotorabia]

STUNO..unless the bad smell from Rotenrua was to follow u..its far from the truth..the bad smell comes from The Mayor and His main Adversary that I am inextricably linked to...and I have become a pawn thrown into the middle of a political battle..a small town conundrum of pettiness and power..and whether one side is black or white..it still reeks of carnage and mindless sacrifice in the middle..

 

In Granada Spain in 1990 on my birthday..the village had an anarchist revolution..in the police-riot -melee I kicked the Mayor in the ass...I became a foreign local hero..free vegetables for months delivered by the old ladies..we stopped a 1000 new villas being built on the farmland.This was one of our barricades..the farmer when he gave it to us..said..try not to burn it..there still lots of good parts left on it..so we didnt...

 

Afterwards the locals elected an anarchist Mayor!