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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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That's Rob's (Retro80boy) car, Ian. MiniMad bought the 309 you ended up with from him via Autoshite!

 

Thought it might be. Hope someone saves it.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Sometime when you're feeling like a poor relation, Call on me and I'll give you more than conversation. Take 'em. Shakin' hands. A deal. And move it brother. I'll make you heel. I'll be so good for you.

 

I recon this looks pretty good for £1400 if that underseal at the back isn't hiding a 5 litre tub of Isopon.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200738944526&ih=010&category=29755&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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Currently fairly seriously looking for small car. These are some of the ones making Kay go "Neil, what have I told you about (insert shit car here)... :roll: "

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Purdee SS1, even makes Greenock look good.

 

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'Tina Carousing, that needs saving from Cossie'ing type :evil:

 

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XR4x4, that just needs saved, full stop, end of.

 

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827 SLi

 

Scrap value for the car is around £300 so if I don't get bids to that value I will have to scrap the car which I do not want to do as this is a very good example of a very rare model.

Fucking hate this. Set the reserve at £300 then. Starting price £300. If you love the car that much, and it's so rare, donate it to a fucking museum. It may just be my current lack of nicotine talking, but I have an idea.

I'll turn up with £299.99 in coppers, in bank bags. In a borrowed 8x4 HIAB tipper. With my rigger boots on. And we'll do a little resolve test. I would buy the thing, and donate the spares to the various AS'ers who run these fine cars. As long as no-one wants any spares that involve the roof, or glass above the waistline.

I'm off for a smoke. I'll see if I regret this in 5! :lol:

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Massive amounts of "Farkinell" available - but be quick....

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Currently £3900 RNM, ends tomorrow (Thursday)....Strange how picture one bears no resemblance to picture two....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/370598740634? ... 1423.l2649

 

Spares for above? Probably salty, as it's from Douglas Valley....

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£1950 classified

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/260932703318? ... 1423.l2649

OR

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£1500 :shock:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/260932708533? ... 1423.l2649

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'd imagine it's pretty handy living in a British coastal resort if you're a bit special. That way you only have to get the Sunshine bus into town to go to the £1.00 stall on the market to get your 'modifications'.

Like this two bob cock knocker for example.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-FORD ... 2a1bd86772

 

'disabled tax'

 

This fella's disability is quite clearly a combination of his eyesight/alcohol and drugs dependancy.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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LOL @ this spazzer

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Vauxhall ... 256eea3494

 

'selling as i want a guad bike'

 

Hmm, maybe The Urban Dictionary can shed some light on 'Guad':

 

'Somebody who is known to the community as a complete wasteman. Often found to be representing waste endz. Yo fam, check this guad out. what a faggot.'

 

'Hoisted by his own petard' so the saying goes.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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What-the-actual-f*ck is that Mini seller smoking? All that hard work in the engine department, then wrecking it by knobbing all the bodywork about, is akin to buying Constable's 'The Haywain' then touching it up with a Halford's rattle can after several joints.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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holy shit that's awful. All it needs to complete is a 2 foot pink decal saying "Mini 2 liter" in comic sans down the side of it.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Holy guacamole Batman! :shock::shock:

 

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What a shitstain.

 

The vehicle details for G81 TAS are:

Date of Liability 01 02 2010

Date of First Registration 18 08 1989

Year of Manufacture 1989

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 998cc

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type PETROL

Export Marker N

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour RED

Vehicle Type Approval Not Available

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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Teflon Rover 416SLi. Very respectable. In fact it's the very one Keith Flint lost to Billy Gibbons, in an OAP triathlon (bowls, whist, and tunelessly whistling something that might be a Mario Lanza song) betting scam. The seats are made of Parma ham. True.

 

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323 V6, in red, which is nice. Except it isn't, 'cos this 323 likes to sacrifice chickens in the woods at midnight, hoping to summon The Dark Lord for once. Instead of the ghost of Noel Coward, singing Max Planck's greatest hits. Or is the other way round? I forget now.

 

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Pugrot 205 auto, which may or may not be inside a bottle on someone's sideboard. How do they get them in there, with the masts and rigging and all? Bloody marvellous it is. Bloody marvellous. Never even looked. Just shut his eyes and pulled the trigger.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Don't laugh, your daughter maybe inside.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HOT-ROD-Custo ... 4ab611d346

 

That is absolutely ace. So ace in fact I think we ought to have a 'photoshop your Autoshite wife sitting on the bonnet' competition and have prizes for the most scantily clad. Send your pictures directly to my inbox marked 'Here is my bird in the knack on that Marina bonnet' and I'll inspect them thoroughly before hosting them on here. Allow three minutes between pictures being received and hosted. Terms and conditions apply. I reserve the right to make a 'Readers Wives' calendar and publish it without telling anyone first.

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