Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[CreepingJesus]

Suzuki Joe 90, can't remember the last time I saw one of these guppies. This one's cheap as the inner sills have gone...

 

Cat C Prius, easy fix? Or comedy banger race entry? For the pre-02 hybrids race?

 

Cosseh rolling shell. No ID/VIN/guarantees. Quality.

 

205 GL with added 1.6-ness.

[CreepingJesus]

V6 Sterling, 3 months T+T, under 60k. But a bit salty at £1200 BIN?

 

BX19 TGD, with added dog hair. Oh and bits of it attached by wire.

 

BMW 316, in need of a bit of love.

 

Oddity of the night...Bedford ex-mobile library/horsebox/shed. Now in need of a lot of love.

[pompei]

Just had a look at Mr Anthony Marina/Princess Bentley 4 Litre Special seller's other listings. A few assorted bits of automobilia, a couple of Blue Peter annuals and a size 8-10 sports bra ...

[maxpower]

Check out this GOOD LUCK CHARM!

 

Late 2009, due to the previous owner having rerouted the temp guage sender wire erroniously, it came loose and got the throttle linkage jammed wide open, leading to over-rev (valve float). This burst the gasket and has probably bent at least one valve stem.....

 

....I started to disassemble the top end to see the damage (and fix). Unfortunately, one of the recessed hex bolt holding the exhaust cam has been stripped (by some previous owner) and there is not the clearance without removing the engine, to get at it properly....

 

....I then lost my job....

 

....shortly after starting a business, my business partner ran off with the accounts and assets, including all my car tools....

 

......As an extra kick in the face, some little runt has put a spiders web in the windscreen (crack)....

 

....I've not had time, money and space concurrently enough to under go the engine rebuild....

 

....Now the wife is sick of it ....AND HAS RUN OFF WITH THE BUGGER THAT SOLD ME THE CAR.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOTUS-EXCEL-C ... 4cfe55760b

 

take on this baton of grief for under £600!

 

EFA

[Cavcraft]

Just had a look at Mr Anthony Marina/Princess Bentley 4 Litre Special seller's other listings. A few assorted bits of automobilia, a couple of Blue Peter annuals and a size 8-10 sports bra ...

 

 

Had a look through the other day and considering his eBay user i.d he's only ever actually sold a small handful of (mostly shagged) old Rollers/Bentleys. You'd think from his smart arsed comments about the Princess and Marina he was some sort of posh car expert, but in actual fact he comes across as a two bob gobshite who probably has an elderly Transit recovery truck running on cherry and with no MOT.

[Ross_K]

Howdy all. I haven't been on here in a couple of years. Looks like someone had a bit of a clearout...

 

Anyway, some ads from this side of the Irish Sea:

 

Austin Countryman "for restoreing ,with nice number, "

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/260950409918

 

 

1984 Cavalier

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/2993705

 

 

Grandad coupe. Strong money.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/2962826

 

 

We're all going on a shitey holiday...

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/2992244

 

 

Nissan Micra van for hauling your shite around

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/2989621

 

[Cavcraft]

£75 no reserve, sounds good.

 

Even the arches look good

 

Result!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-AUSTIN-M ... 3a705a0c60

 

'This metro has to many good parts to just scrap.'

 

'to good to scrap'

 

 

'there is NO ENGINE due to being used on a mini project'

 

GR-11.

[pompei]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

 

GR78 for recreatingthat Candid Camera stunt where the car rolls into a petrol filling station and the driver asks the attendant to check the oil ...

[Cavcraft]

From OvalChat:

 

For Sale Item(s):1600 R reg Cavalier. A very clean and tidy, good running car, just out of MOT. Needs a shock absorber for test. £250 NO OFFERS. It belongs to a friend, but phone me for details 077997 43920. No pics as I didn't have my camera with me, but it's Blue, and I'm sure you know what a Cavalier looks like.

 

Location: Near Lincoln

 

Contact Information (pm/email/tel): 077997 43920

 

Asking price/Guideline: £250 NO OFFERS

 

Delivery & Postage, if so at what cost:

 

General information about car/item(s): Very good overall condition, and very good runner. Just needs a shock absorber for MOT.

 

Extra information (more important, ie running or not, any damage, lifted):

 

Pictures (if necessary): No camera with me, so no. Surely you know what a Cavalier looks like.

[trigger]

Pictures (if necessary): No camera with me, so no. Surely you know what a Cavalier looks like.

 

What a spanner, he doesn't quite get it does he.

[maxpower]

Pictures (if necessary): No camera with me, so no. Surely you know what a Cavalier looks like.

 

What a spanner, he doesn't quite get it does he.

 

 

ask him if it's the cavalier on his horse in uniform with the white feathered hat

[Cavcraft]

A bit odd looking with the decals etc but still an attractive motor I reckon and possible bargain

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALFA-ROMEO-15 ... 43ad3ccb20

 

Suit Sporty-Shite?

[KruJoe]

Crown Camper = WELL PHIT.

 

 

What's its fate I wonder? 14 bids up to £3,600rnm though...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110818216731

[warren t claim]

[Cavcraft]

YOINKS!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NSU-1000C-air ... 43ad3d2582

 

'you will not be driving it home'

[wrecker]

the man selling the vdp estate is a racer ,so if it going to be raced surely he would?

[155V6]

A bit odd looking with the decals etc but still an attractive motor I reckon and possible bargain

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALFA-ROMEO-15 ... 43ad3ccb20

 

Suit Sporty-Shite?

Looks OK to me,has been on a few times now though.

[warren t claim]

£200 with April test.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 0/96271262

[sporty-shite]

A bit odd looking with the decals etc but still an attractive motor I reckon and possible bargain

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALFA-ROMEO-15 ... 43ad3ccb20

 

Suit Sporty-Shite?

 

FFS, Billy. Are you trying to get me divorced?

 

Under "normal" circumstances, I'd have a cheeky one on that, but really need to be clearing space and raising cash.

 

Of course, if you want this 156........

 

Or the 147...........

 

Or the 480..........

 

No? Oh well!

[Cavcraft]

I'd have the 156 especially in a heartbeat. I'll leave it up to you to tell Mrs Shite that a set of old Jag alloys, £2.27 in cash and a signed photo of Ian Lavendar were a fair swap.

[sporty-shite]

I'd have the 156 especially in a heartbeat. I'll leave it up to you to tell Mrs Shite that a set of old Jag alloys, £2.27 in cash and a signed photo of Ian Lavendar were a fair swap.

 

Stupid boy!

[cort16]

Cor, I'd love this. I think the estates are my favourite mk4's and I've never had a 2.0 Cortina.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250986387309&ih=015&category=29755&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

 

Cortinas don't get any more shite spec than this beige beauty. Check out those decals,. Still would though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-CORTINA-L-BEIGE-/190635405140?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c62c16f54

[warren t claim]

The white mk4 estate is GR8888 for scab miner transport.

[Alexg]

The worlds worst haggler

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-NISSAN-S ... 2ebb626938

£350.00 O.N.O we would go to £300

Price: £300.00 Buy it now

wife would go down to 290 pound but ni less

[Mr_Bo11ox]

CHECK THIS OUT RENNER LICKERS:

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/285017067.htm?ca=20_s

 

IMPOSSIBLY RARE RENNER 12 VAN, €1000

 

****EDIT: The bastards have stopped linking to their pics ****

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Is that linked directly from leboncoin or have you nicked/rehosted it?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/284905010.htm?ca=20_s

 

MINT one-owner ealy Alpine, €600!!!!

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spares-repair ... 43ad3dfbc8

[cort16]

All show "Astra GTE lookalike"

Fuck all go "1.7 diesel"

 

Also 1 out of 14 for picture quality

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C281735

[ashmicro]

Wind up the fuelling and replace the turbo, shirley it would go reasonably well.

 

 

 

What am I saying, it's a Vauxhall, it's terrible.