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504GL Rank: BL Wedge

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^^^ :D I think he's optimistic with the 99p start price.

Nah, with twin exhausts like that he must be getting at least 300 horsies out of it :roll:
Des Rank: Renault 16

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^^^ I've just looked now, for gods sake there's no engine!I would love to print up a letterhead from his local council to paste on the side of it, informing him that he's liable to a fixed penalty charge for defacing a recycling bin.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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:lol:

I think my favorite part is the feat of engineering that was involved to making the Cilo lights fit, I mean that's a master fabricator in the making...

 

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^^^ I've just looked now, for gods sake there's no engine!I would love to print up a letterhead from his local council to paste on the side of it, informing him that he's liable to a fixed penalty charge for defacing a recycling bin.

Well with being a Ford and having "Kinetic Design" perhaps it doesn't need an engine?
Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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Cheap Leg-end coupe.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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Sapporo Turbo, currently at £155

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1989 Renault 25 V6 Turbo

 

Dave, What's going on??!!, I thought this was your pride and joy?

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I'm not going to help you with this one, See if you can guess what it is without cheating! (Oh it's a mega POS!)

you could tell it was going to be a HEAPO. aheap 'o' shit. :roll:
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1989 Ford Sierra XR4x4i V6

 

For £650 with T+T this looks like a nice car, Needs a few little jobs sorting out but it would make a great tow car for A framing your shite about.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Ebays been a bit rubbish lately hasn't it? oh well.....

 

this is very pricey, but absolutely lush. I would love to have something like this...

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Cherryade

 

hmm, wonder what the reserve is on this little bundle of drabness. Again, i'd love one of these to live out my retired-civil servant fantasies

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Blubbard

 

I love these....totally out of even my made-up price range but look how orange it is! as an ugly man, I covet ugly cars, and this really is the epitome of ugly. But in a beautiful way.

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Imelda Marcos, jnr

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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ooh, the monthly Reliant watch has thrown these two beauties* up

 

I don't think I would want to actually drive this, but it would look great in the corner of my living room instead of the TV

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HEN'S TEETH!

 

This, however, I would drive. Constantly. Cruising the mean streets of B-town picking up chicks. ''Only three wheels? Yes, but there are four seats! so bring your friends too, honey!''

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Sexual Healing

 

*remember what I said about ugly cars...

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Wow, I dont remember ever seeing a Rapid with that early style nose before...Hearse is also full of win. Bonus points for spelling 'hearse' correctly in the advert and not wanting to race it because it's too good! good on that man!

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think I'll pass on that one thanks Richard!, It looks a bit crusty!, Mind you It's the first 02 I've seen for sale in Ipswich and I've never seen another one on the road yet.

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I'm not going to help you with this one, See if you can guess what it is without cheating! (Oh it's a mega POS!)

Ugh.

Its amazing the effort some people put into ruining a car.

Like his selling style though:

Q: hiya fella how much are you after for it ? about

A: as much as i can get 4 it thxs

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GR8 4 GETTIN A TUG OFF VOSA
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1987 Vauxhall Nova 1.2 Merit

 

One Elderly lady owner, 33k and years mot for £565, Perfect first car for Brammy?.

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It also has a very interesting numberplate which looks like TAXI.

NO IT DOESNT YOU COMPLETE IDIOT
But you were not looking at this picture! See, isn't it amazing? Just like taxi....

 

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Bet you feel a bit foolish now eh? :wink:

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