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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Hello? Is that Paul O'Grady? Good, I've been seriously considering becoming an homosexual, but i'm not quite sure how to break it gently to my family. I'm looking for some sort of subtle hint that'll convince them I'm not about to get married and have kids any time soon. Nothing silly like a dress or anything, just something that'll show off my feminine nature. Oh, you've got just the thing? great, can I pop round tomorrow for a look? Thanks!

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Crock O'Poof

 

This would make a great car in this colour for weddings proms even a clown

Yep, I think you've hit the nail on the head there!

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Look at this! I love De Bruynes because they are like a 'how to' guide on making an amazingly pretty car look ugly - whack some big square lights on it, maybe the grille off a Sunbeam Alpine* and then sell about 10. Also I've never, ever seen one in the flesh. Perfect car if a Gordon Keeble is just a bit too common.

all that said, this has to be one of the lamest ebay listings of all time

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'Classic Car'

 

*Not sure if that's actually what it is, but I've always assumed as much

TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

TagoraSX

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It is nice but the long wheel base looks a little wrong somehow.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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It is nice but the long wheel base looks a little wrong somehow.

 

The LWB is why I like it. It's one of those things I like. Dunno why. It's like I'd only want a LWB W126, or CX. The XJ6 looks better in standard size though. Stretchy ones have strange rooflines.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Mazda 121, LHD:

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The listing makes interesting reading:

we sell here our small darling

he runs well and has no big problems

He owns a big folding roof which is well functioned and is thick.

He has an extra equipment

Subject Little bar:

Solar shade rear window

Sports steering wheel

alloys

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Wheel bearing makes in front on the left sounds

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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What have you done? Impreza front bumper, checker plate, body kit.

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I'm sure you've spent a lot of time and money, but really WHY? It looks shit.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Serious Aggro Potential.....Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious....

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Still, looks nice enough, and at the moment, cheap enough too.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

here Kitty..... Minimad5's next project....

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has been resprayed black at some time,not the best of jobs
No shit Sherlock.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Another potential arseache, doesn't look as nice as described....

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these cars are now selling for exess of £7000

Really nice ones, but if you look, theresd one on Barry Wheels going for £3000 BIN on the bay. Piss off.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Another preeeety french laydeee

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£1200 start though, wossitwurff? Not sure I'd pay that much meself...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Be like Louise (but classier)

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£1495 classified, looks quite nice.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Seems like a nice bloke, why not offer "£150 tak it tonite mate"

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No actually, don't do that, there's been enough agg on here recently!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Listed as "Ford Project". Are you sure it's not a Ford Pop? (Whats left of it)

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Beoing advertised by a hopeful mong.

THEAR IS NO V5 AND NO I D. AND ONLY ONE WHEEL SORRY ABOUT THA.T
That text represents over half the written ad by the way....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Hot swedish Action.....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Good looking old Tincorner, was a 2.0 now a smokey 1.6. Why would you do that?

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Only just on eBay, £100 so far, needs to be saved from the oval.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

The WTF Files, exhibit A:

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Two tone paint, whitewalls, where's Huggy Bear?

The best looking 300C hands down
Nope.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

The WTF Files, exhibit B:

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Why would you take what is arguably one of the best looking cars of EVAH, and make it look like a cheap kit-car?

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They appear to be Mark one Mongdeo lights are they not? FFS, why? My eyes hurt.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Rear end of that thing reminds me of a Honda Del Sol

seth Rank: Renault 16

seth

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has damage to the roof

 

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WHAT!!! WHO HAS DONE THAT! THEY MUST PAY!!!

 

That is a crime against vehicular kind. Twazzock. :x

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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Roofe damage to vehicle+caravans in shot=pikeys, shirley?

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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I'd be proud to sit behind the wheel of a 16k km baby-blue Trabant. Not so this Romanian.

 

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€160!!

 

http://www.perfectauto.ro/poza_2_anunt/ ... -75979.htm

 

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€350.

 

http://autovit.ro/opel-rekord-C12003408 ... rom=search

 

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The compressor-shy owner of this shimmering €350 vision insists it has only done 10,000km.

 

http://www.autozzap.ro/anunturi-autotur ... rom=search

 

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€600

 

http://cautare.mobile.ro/vehicule/detai ... rom=search

 

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Is nice; I like. Bit dear though at €700.

 

http://autovit.ro/fiat-altul-C14856538. ... rom=search

 

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Cats alive! Can't remember the last time I saw a 2-door Audi 100 saloon of this vintage. Seller knows which side his bread's buttered and has sagely put a rather touching description in English(ish):

 

The car was repaired to get out of rust this year. There are some rust problems only at the floor. The engine is off the car (it's a 1.6 engine). a lot of spare parts and ornaments included.The car is complete and original. Need some work, and I want a better future for this car.

 

Surely not bad for €800.

 

http://cautare.mobile.ro/vehicule/detai ... rom=search

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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That Matra Rancho is the one that lives near Trigger!

 

£3250 Reserve Not Met is a bit optimistic for any Rancho however, no matter how nice.

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Granada estate by Ford, €1,220. Culottes: model's own.

 

http://www.autozzap.ro/anunturi-autotur ... rom=search

 

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€1,390

 

http://cautare.mobile.ro/vehicule/detai ... rom=search

 

I'm finding it hard to breathe up here above the €1,000 mark, but this looks pretty ruddy special for €1,500.

 

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http://autovit.ro/peugeot-504-C16088027 ... rom=search

 

Care to guess what this is, or was? I actually quite like the effect, though I'm not sure why the bloke responsible thinks his eclectic labours merit a €2,000 tag.

 

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http://cautare.mobile.ro/vehicule/detai ... abNumber=1

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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That Matra Rancho is the one that lives near Trigger!

 

£3250 Reserve Not Met is a bit optimistic for any Rancho however, no matter how nice.

 

Your right, that is the one, It's a lot of money though.

 

Its been kept in a warm dry garage throughout my ownership

 

If you class being sat on a pub forecourt for a year unmoved a warm dry garage then fine!

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Has that Rancho been converted for wheelchair access too? IIRC it's got a side hinged tailgate and an odd floor. No mention of that either in the ad.

 

Even so, at a lower price I'd love to blez around in it!

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Where's all these rare 25 V6 turbo's coming from all of a sudden?! That one looks especially shite with that wanky exhaust set up, Who on god's earth thought that would look good?!

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I think that 25 has been on before, I recognise the wanky exhausts.

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Izbor polovno vozila iz Republike Hrvatska.

 

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€585. Needs a tidemark.

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-762703/

 

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Doubles all round! €960

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-723843/

 

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Oooh - behold my stretching pants! 42k km and gorgeous in every way. €1,090.

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-752815/

 

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Somewhere in the Zagreb gloaming lies a one-owner, two-door Avenger in Sunbeam 1250 clothing. €1230.

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-748611/

 

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I reckon you'd struggle to get a better one of these for €1,300. One owner, 105k km, garaged from new.

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-710752/

55bloke Rank: Citroen Ami

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Oh my GOD! this is even in Yorshire - someone keep me away from the computer!! And, there's even another one on e-bay at the moment! Item number 2805839667659 One day I'll figure out how to post a link!! beyond my means to save this, but it surely needs to be saved!

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