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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This guys selling his grandads 1967 Dyane, it looks ace for 600€! needs the brakes bled though and hes having some electrical issues, probably a microprocessor gone or something, just take along an OBD scanner and clear the fault codes! i'm sure it'll be fine.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/115941895.htm?ca=12_s

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This guys selling his grandads 1967 Dyane, it looks ace for 600€! needs the brakes bled though and hes having some electrical issues, probably a microprocessor gone or something, just take along an OBD scanner and clear the fault codes! i'm sure it'll be fine.

 

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Jeepers! 1967 is the first year of production. I may have to give this one the full HNNNNNG! treatment!
mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Hey! Lookit the steering wheel on that old Dyane! There can't be that many cars from the late 60s where you can repair the steering wheel with a welder if required. I wonder if the potent cocktail of palm sweat, onion juice and Gauloise fumes has weakened it at all over the years?

 

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AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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Hey! Lookit the steering wheel on that old Dyane! There can't be that many cars from the 60s where you can repair the steering wheel with a welder if required. I wonder if the potent cocktail of palm sweat, onion juice and Gauloise fumes has weakened it at all over the years?

 

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Nice steering wheel, harbinger of massive sternum trauma!
barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Crikey, I was expecting that to be one of the Pontiac-badged ones, I had no idea you could buy Vauxhalls in N.America at that time! Actually, not sure which would be more impressive, a Pontiac or Vauxhall version....

MrDuke Rank: Renault 16

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Tonight, I shall mostly be fantasizing about...

 

...this being towed erratically around the Watford ringroad, hitched to a diesel Maestro, while I randomly knock chavs from their scooters in the town centre and attempt to load them onto this at 50mph+, like in the "Cop Wheels" mission from GTA San Andreas...

 

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For those of you with no knowledge of what I'm talking about, just trust me, it would rawk.

MrDuke Rank: Renault 16

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This car was brilliant until i ran over a stone which i mistook for a paper bag. Unfortunately it took the bolt of the oil sump, cracked the exhaust manifold and started a small fuel leak near the fuel pump. I have resealed the oil sump with a beer bottle lid and some exhaust repair paste, i have also repaired the oil leak with paste.

What a star.

 

Also, will someone please persuade me not to buy this and drop in a FIRE engine for cramped, noisy, unreliable funtimes? For some strange reason, I'm sorely tempted :oops:

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

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Crikey, I was expecting that to be one of the Pontiac-badged ones, I had no idea you could buy Vauxhalls in N.America at that time! Actually, not sure which would be more impressive, a Pontiac or Vauxhall version....

Some English tin in Oregon...

 

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Well, you have to admire his honesty at least!

Rusty Pelican Rank: Renault 16

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Just look at the patina on this ,just drive " as is " , perfect . :D

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This reminds me of the rich kid at college who received a Golf V5 as his first car.

 

Other than driving like an utter twat around campus, he generally talked up his big pile of VAG. To be fair, it was the fastest thing in the car park (until he tried to race Ray from up the road's Laverda 750SFC away from the lights).

 

And then he took one of SJD's massive speed humps a wee bit too fast, bottomed out and smashed the fuck out of the sump.

 

How I laughed.

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