Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

7,216 · February 3, 2012

Shame this is in the US or it might be worth going to have a laugh at...

Rare opportunity to own a one of a kind vehicle. a 1983 Porsche 911 Limousine. This car was being built for the late Rocky Aoki the owner of the Benihana restaurants. It has a custom 959 body kit. the rear is a Targa. Has very nice custom wheels. The work that went into this car to get it to this stage is amazing. It took 2 Porsche 911's to create this one of a kind Limo. The doors all work well. the body is very clean. This car needs an engine. You can either get a nice 3. liter Porsche engine or consider a V8 conversion?The interior needs to be completed but already has many custom features. The car rolls and has a Transmission. I can email more pictures. buyer pays for all shipping. Great business opportunity. Great Limo for weddings and other events.

asking $75,000 us dollars. or best offer

10,796 · February 3, 2012

Shame this is in the US or it might be worth going to have a laugh at...

Rare opportunity to own a one of a kind vehicle. a 1983 Porsche 911 Limousine. This car was being built for the late Rocky Aoki the owner of the Benihana restaurants. It has a custom 959 body kit. the rear is a Targa. Has very nice custom wheels. The work that went into this car to get it to this stage is amazing. It took 2 Porsche 911's to create this one of a kind Limo. The doors all work well. the body is very clean. This car needs an engine. You can either get a nice 3. liter Porsche engine or consider a V8 conversion?The interior needs to be completed but already has many custom features. The car rolls and has a Transmission. I can email more pictures. buyer pays for all shipping. Great business opportunity. Great Limo for weddings and other events.
asking $75,000 us dollars. or best offer

At 75,000 seppo groats, surely this unspeakably ruined shed should be in "Bargains" , not the tat thread?

13,914 · February 3, 2012

Don't think I've seen this on here, apologies if it's a repost (but it's so good, it's worthy of seeing again anyway):

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0945691560

It's only the freaking rare 2dr model! I think one came up for sale elsewhere a year or two ago, otherwise I haven't seen one in the metal for 15+ years now.

February 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-405-d ... 4cfe27a804

Late cheapy for someone?

Thought was my car now I have steelies with winter tyres on!

Good price for that low mileage, and with a tow bar.

Sunroof will just need to & froing for a while then it'll work and WD40 the shite out of it!

Wings you can pick up for Ã‚Â£15 in roughly the right shade - six 10mm bolts IIRC

Temp gauge won't be complicated

Cut the vents out of the front panel of an Opel GT, cut them flush into the bonnet and Voila the intercooler is a heat sink for the engine no more and works and runs full boost in the height of summer towing on the motorway and improves MPG!

Not that i've fixed any of those three ailments on mine *COUGH*

129,749 · February 3, 2012

ZUT ALORS!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-1100- ... 3cc1c55a84

I'd like to type something in French here but can only remember calling Claire Griffiths a 'grande vache' during a lesson. She later found out what I meant and I never got to see her knockers.

*Check out the seller's other items including a brown Montego and lots of other nice looking shit.

1.2k · February 3, 2012

^^^^^^^^ that is nice..... also like the cresta and zephyr he has for sale, but he seems a bit pricey

6,691 · February 3, 2012

Babelfish recomments that you should have said "Me montreriez-vous vos chiots ?"!

PS, I know you called her a big cow, but photos or else...

129,749 · February 3, 2012

Alas not, it was 1979 and date stamps hadn't been invented.

Meanwhile I think we need another WTF!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLMAN-IMP-M ... 35b93c56eb

'Chrome boot rack equally usefully for transporting captured villains down to my rusty sheriffÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s badge'

129,749 · February 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mg-metro-/260 ... 3cc1c1dc94

'it was a show piece'

A show piece for what? Lego Monthly? Crufts? Dickhead Weekly?

'to break it would realise about 800 to 900 with wheels, engine, interior etc'

Good luck with that.

25,011 · February 3, 2012

'to break it would realise about 800 to 900 with wheels, engine, interior etc'
Good luck with that.

Hahahaha. I'm breaking a bloody VW t25 caravelle gl, and even with scene taxed OMG RARE bits and selling insane stuff like half the side of the van cut off we'll probably only just beat that without absolutely dragging the knackers out and selling every screw, bolt and trim clip we can prize off in one piece.

6,691 · February 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mg-metro-/260 ... 3cc1c1dc94

'it was a show piece'

A show piece for what? Lego Monthly? Crufts? Dickhead Weekly?

'to break it would realise about 800 to 900 with wheels, engine, interior etc'

Good luck with that.

Not too far off, actually, with what Mini owners will pay for a 54k MG engine - Ã‚Â£200-300. Then there's the vented discs and that - probably Ã‚Â£50.

13" cross spokes with good tyres - Ã‚Â£100-200 or so, depending on how good they are because the 185/55r13s are rare to a Metro owner.

MG interior - Ã‚Â£50-100.

Weigh the rest in, Ã‚Â£60-80.

Not Ã‚Â£900, but not bad if it's parted out properly.

32,253 · February 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-TALBOT-S ... 4600b2d80c

Oh Solara!

32,253 · February 3, 2012

Alas not, it was 1979 and date stamps hadn't been invented.

Meanwhile I think we need another WTF!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLMAN-IMP-M ... 35b93c56eb

'Chrome boot rack equally usefully for transporting captured villains down to my rusty sheriffÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s badge'

Christ that's changed a lot since i last saw it in 2010.

1971 Hillman Imp Custom Car! by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

1971 Hillman Imp Custom Car Interior by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

3.6k · February 3, 2012

I know I'll get laughed at but I quite like that Imp-mobile (much more now than in the older pics though)

25,011 · February 3, 2012

It's tongue in cheek but quite cool overall. I also like it. That said, I wouldn't buy it for Ã‚Â£400, let alone Ã‚Â£4k

February 3, 2012

It's tongue in cheek but quite cool overall. I also like it. That said, I wouldn't buy it for Ã‚Â£400, let alone Ã‚Â£4k

Who's the endlessly chatty posh bird in your avatar cobs?

12,955 · February 3, 2012

Talking of WTF...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-TRIUMPH- ... 1e6ae69e3a

6,691 · February 3, 2012

It's tongue in cheek but quite cool overall. I also like it. That said, I wouldn't buy it for Ã‚Â£400, let alone Ã‚Â£4k

Who's the endlessly chatty posh bird in your avatar cobs?

It's a GIF of this, from the Over the moon with the Cavalier.. thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KlWtu60 ... re=related

129,749 · February 4, 2012

Internet and stupidity don't mix:

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2495723/renelut_kangoo/

'new egaugth'

32,253 · February 4, 2012

Renelut kangoo
Just. Had. 500 pound spent on it new egaugth new radator new cluch drop links and more needs timming sortin so if ur good with engines this will make u a provit I won't 500 cash t@t clean van rooifrack baLl and pin towbar

What a spazz.

32,253 · February 4, 2012

A few Copart cars.

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

The insurance company paid out Ã‚Â£5000 for this, I think the owner did well out of that one (once the headache cleared).

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

49000 mile Maestro City which looks a bit sorry for it's self.

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

I haven't seen one of these for ages.

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

I HAZ CAMBER

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

Low mileage rare Metro Sport, notice all the finger print dust on the handles.

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

Another HOT hatch i haven't seen for a while.

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

GR12 DRFTIN SKILLZ

129,749 · February 4, 2012

Should be in the 'bargains' thread but this is something else:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Fiat-128 ... 3a70144aa6

9,565 · February 4, 2012

83 Camry

For those people who have too damn much money - the (un)acceptable alternative to a massive coke habit...

129,749 · February 4, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Camry- ... 2a19375c04

'There's a reserve of Ã‚Â£100 which is what the scrapman will give me but it's far too good for that'

129,749 · February 4, 2012

/\

Knackers, pipped to the post!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-VAUXHALL ... 43ad0f277a

'PERSONALLY ID LIKE TO FIT A 16V RED TOP'

129,749 · February 4, 2012

Pull over son, you're nicked.

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2497060/police_mini_moto/

February 4, 2012

No brainer this one

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-D-FORD-E ... 3f135269ff

47,365 · February 4, 2012

You'd think so, but I see he's already had a couple of 'offers'!!!

February 4, 2012

You'd think so, but I see he's already had a couple of 'offers'!!!

I know, made me laugh

44,508 · February 4, 2012

Win the 'big car, small engine' competition with this BX 11! 800 Eurogroats, but it's in Italy, and with only 1100cc, the trip home might take a while...

http://annunci.ebay.it/annunci/auto/tor ... rino/CitroÃƒÂ«n-bx/23376075

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