Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

10,626 · December 7, 2010

^^ I'd be well up for some of that, except it would probably snap in half as I towed it away...

10,626 · December 7, 2010

Ooooh, 1 owner, 24k, complete with battle scars

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-FORD-FIESTA- ... 2c594a5b40

LOVE this, and I'm not really into Fords. Go on Sir Tainly Barkin, you know you want another one

1,770 · December 7, 2010

Is he mental? there's no way a self-built replica will be worth 35k! It wouldn't take much more than that to buy a pukka one, and you can buy them brand new ready to go for (I think) a lot less

(Peel I mean)

Ã‚Â£10k ready to go from Andy Carter - of course, you can get a Triumph Tina 98cc version (as standard on the last few real ones), a twist and go scooter engine or a DKW scooter engine.

47,184 · December 7, 2010

Anyone speak French, or better still in France?
A friend is interested in this beaut but doesn't speak the lingo, so I'm trying to help him out.

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/148950636.htm?ca=12_s

Hey tagora SX, here is the text:

Audi 200 turbo, perfect condition

4 elec windows

central locking

leather

elec mirrors

cruise control

switchable ABS

alarm

5speed box

5 ally wheels and new TRX tyres (!!!)

OFFERS INVITED, 1 OWNER SINCE 1982, TOTALLY ORIGINAL

If your mate is serious send us a PM, i can help 'broker a deal' if necessary.

31,980 · December 7, 2010

If your mate buys that then he'll be a hero in my book, That is fandappytasic! VWP might also be able to help as he lives in France.

3,011 · December 7, 2010

PM's sent.

2.3k · December 7, 2010

it would probably snap in half as I towed it away...

Same place as the Kestrel isn't it?

Certainly looks a sad one.

10,626 · December 7, 2010

Not the same place as the Kestrel, not far from there though. This place does have a huge amount of tat lying around from what I've seen of it.

27,996 · December 7, 2010

That's the daddy, right there. Looks cared for too, what region are "offers" in for this sort of HUNNEH?

4,379 · December 7, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-ESCORT- ... 3f05976711

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-NISSAN-MICRA ... 255f84785a

Ã‚Â£399 BIN, could be a great cheap runaround

has got glitter paint on it which sparkles in sunlight.

Best way to show this is of course to take pictures in the dark

ear m3 spoiler, m3 led wing mirrors,m3 front bumber

Wow, how STUNNINGLY ORIGINAL. Where ever did you get that idea from?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-320i-/1805973 ... 2a0c70e94f

3,468 · December 8, 2010

Sorry if this is a repost but BY CHRIST:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BOUGHTON-4X4-RECO ... 0618920686

6,541 · December 8, 2010

Autotrader Daewoo Nexia/Belmont anyone? Let's add up the shite points: Far-eastern copy of a mid-80s saloon of a hatchback, LHD, LPG, towbar, Polish registered, 1.5 litre...

1.3k · December 8, 2010

This is currently on carandclassic.co.uk priced at Ã‚Â£11500! I was a bit shocked at the price to be honest despite it's claim to be the third oldest surviving 'unrestored' Mini. It's a complete basket case!

Does it's heritage warrant this sort of money?

Any mini experts out there?

6,496 · December 8, 2010

Needs to go in the Ebay 'bargains' thread.

17,197 · December 8, 2010

It doesn't seem like a basket case to me, all the panels seem okay, bit of surface rust is all. If it's the original interior /glass/ reg then I can see it being 'worth' that to someone. Once restored it would go for a hell of a lot more. But yes, it is ridiculous.

1.3k · December 8, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Pontiac-hot-rod-p ... 1c1746be39

due to lack of money, premises, time and skill

1,950 · December 8, 2010

There have been three offers on the Pontiac, I wonder if they are local scrap yards.

It looks like legalised vandalism to me.

47,184 · December 8, 2010

One for Hirst and Vicsmith, (Autoshite's version of Gilbert and George) check out this two-toneage!

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/159548630.htm?ca=12_s

Ã¢â€šÂ¬700

47,184 · December 8, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220708036191

Check this out, long tax and test, Ã‚Â£385 BIN!!! Buy it and laugh in my face.

December 8, 2010

One for Hirst and Vicsmith, (Autoshite's version of Gilbert and George) check out this two-toneage!

That's an expert-level two-tone, look how high it goes! In fact, the roof looks gloss - it might be an amazing tri-tone. Daring.

2,042 · December 8, 2010

That does look pretty good. I'm not keen on that boot spoiler though, has yours got that?

Incidentally, my friend has one of those wheel trims on his LDV 400 for some reason. So if you ever need one...

47,184 · December 8, 2010

The boot spoiler is standard on the 220 SLi. Its drilled in so you cant just pop it off.

I spend 3 hrs/day driving my 220 and every time I get out of it I look forward to getting back in. I love it!

December 8, 2010

(VHS-quality footage pipes onto the screen at 2am)

"Hirst here of Hirst Used Autos, now we gots some fine used auto-mo-biles down here, come and take a look"

1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon Brougham

"Check out this sporty Cutlass, it's like a bustleback but it won't break ya back, am I right? It's ready to go, easy payments"

1995 Buick Riviera Coupe

"Maybe ya wanna feel like you're in Europe, well take a vacation with this Riviera, it's got elegant styling, like a boat"

1980 Cadillac Fleetwood Diesel

"Pride of our fleet is this Cadillac, it's smooth as silk, here let me start it up... I got the keys here, I'll just... I... hey... hey-hey-hey-HEY! GLOW PLUGS?! HEY! THE HELL IS THIS?! WHO BOUGHT THIS?! YOU LOUSY RAT FINK! WHO THE HELL'S GONNA BUY THIS? A DIESEL CAR! JESUS CHRIST! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE, HUH? YEAH I KNOW I'M ON FILM, WE'LL JUST DO IT AGAIN! WHADDYA MEAN THE TAPE'S GONNA RUN-"

"Hirst Used Autos, for your new car, guaranteed finance, provided you live far... away..."

2,042 · December 8, 2010

ONE FOR POG etc...

I'm really tempted by this obscure special edition Metro Gala... are there any others left?

They made them in Moonraker Blue or Cashmere Gold (I think) to celebrate the 500,000th Metro, someone on a Metro forum has a gold one but I've never seen a blue one, it must be mega rare.

Trouble is, some twat's removed the engine, presumably to put in a wanky Mini or something, it's miles away and I've got no money. It does look tidy though, and it's got loads of MOT left.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0620507166

4,379 · December 8, 2010

Do you provide a discount scheme for members of the Communist League?

2,042 · December 8, 2010

Eurgh, that Riviera is hideous!!

I thought the front looked bad, but the back's even worse!

December 9, 2010

One for Hirst and Vicsmith, (Autoshite's version of Gilbert and George) check out this two-toneage!

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/159548630.htm?ca=12_s

Ã¢â€šÂ¬700

This sort of thing i find interesting, so i googled the lingo and .......well all will become apparent!

Cut and paste:

Price: 700 Ã¢â€šÂ¬

Ville : 93310 Le PrÃƒÂ©-Saint-Gervais City: 93310 Le PrÃƒÂ© Saint-Gervais

AnnÃƒÂ©e-modÃƒÂ¨le : 1973 KilomÃƒÂ©trage : 129 000 KM Carburant : Essence

Model Year: 1973 Mileage: 129,000 KM Fuel: Gasoline

BoÃƒÂ®te de vitesse : Manuelle

Gearbox: Manual

BONJOUR

HELLO

JE SOUHAITE ME SEPARER DE MA SIMCA CHRYSLER 160 DE 1973 CAR JE N'AI PLUS DE PLACE POUR LA METTRE A L'ABRI.j'AI DU RENDRE MON BOXE CAR LE PROPRIO LA VENDU ET CELUI QUE J'AI TROUVE EST TROP PETIT POUR QUELLE RENTRE PAS DE BOXE DE PLUS DE 4M50 PRES DE CHEZ MOI ET DU COUP ELLE DOIT RESTER DEHORS OU ELLE A DEJA PRIS UN COUP SUR L'AILE,J'AI PAS ENVIE QUELLE CE DEGRADE.

I WANT ME OF MY SEPARATION SIMCA CHRYSLER 160 OF 1973 AS I HAVE MORE ROOM FOR PUTTING THE SHELTER. I HAVE THE CAR TO GET MY BOXING AND THE OWNER SOLD THE ONE THAT I'VE FOUND IS TOO SMALL FOR WHAT NOT COME OVER BOXING 4M50 NEAR MY HOUSE AND KICK IT MUST REMAIN OUTSIDE AS IT HAS ALREADY MADE A MOVE ON THE WING, WHAT I'M NOT WANT THIS FADING.

ELLE A 129000KM

IT HAS 129000KM

C'EST UNE CHOUETTE VOITURE QUI MERITE D'ETRE SOIGNER

OWL IS A CAR THAT DESERVES TO BE TREAT

ELLE EST EN ASSEZ BON ETAT PAS DE ROUILLES PERFORANTES JUSTE 3 PETITES CLOQUES

IT IS IN FAIRLY GOOD CONDITION NO RUST JUST 3 perforating small blisters

SAINE DANS L'ENSEMBLE

HEALTHY ACROSS

ELLE A JUSTE BESOIN DE 4 PNEUS NEUF

SHE JUST NEEDS NEW TIRES 4

ET D'UNE PETITE REVISION CLASSIQUE

AND A LITTLE CLASSICAL REVIEW

ELLE DEMARRE AU QUART DE TOUR ET PREND LA ROUTE SANS SOUCI MAIS DE PREFERENCE SUR PETITE DISTANCE

IT STARTS AT THE QUARTER AND TOUR HITS THE ROAD WITHOUT WORRY BUT PREFERABLY ON SMALL DISTANCE

DU AUX PNEUS FATIGUE.

TIRED OF THE TIRES.

LES POINTS NEGATIF:LE HAUT DE LA BANQUETTE EST DECHIRE CLASSIQUE SUR LA 160 PAS DE LUNETTE ARRIERE TEINTE NEGATIVE POINTS: THE TOP OF THE BENCH IS ON FUCKING CLASSIC 160 REAR WINDOW TINT NO

LA BOSSE SUR L'AILE QUI VIENS D'ETRE FAIT PAR UNE PERSONNE QUI SAIS PAS CE GARER.

THE BUMP ON THE WING TO COME TO BE DONE BY SOMEONE WHO KNOW THIS PARK.

PAS D'AIR CHAUT QUI SORT DE LA VENTILATION QUE DE L'AIR FROID. Chaut

NOT AIR OUT OF THE BREAKDOWN OF COLD AIR THAT.

DEUX FISSURES AU MILIEU DU TABLEAU DE BORD ENCORE UN CLASSIQUE SUR CE MODEL.

TWO CRACKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DASH STILL A CLASSIC ON THIS MODEL.

ET UN PEU DE VERNIS PARTIS SUR LA MALLE ARRIERE AND A BIT OF POLISH PARTY ON THE REAR TRUNK

LE CAPOT ET LE TOIT MAIS LA PEINTURE RESTE DANS L'ENSEMBLE ENCORE BIEN BELLE.

THE COVER AND THE ROOF BUT THE PAINT IS STILL WELL IN ALL BEAUTIFUL.

VOILA POUR LES POINTS NEGATIF AUTANT ETRE FRANC

THIS IS FOR ALL THE NEGATIVE POINTS TO BE FRANC

MON PRIX EST DE 700 EUROS ET NON NEGOCIABLE.

MY PRICE IS 700 EUROS AND NOT NEGOTIABLE.

POUR L'ENCHANGE JE RECHERCHE DE PREFERENCE UNE TALBOT SAMBA NORMAL OU CABRIOLET,UNE PEUGEOT 204 COUPE OU 304 COUPE OU AUTRES DU MOMENT QUELLES NE DEPASSE PAS 4M00.

I'M LOOKING FOR ENCHANGE PREFERABLY AN TALBOT SAMBA CABRIOLET NORMAL OR AN PEUGEOT 204 COUPE 304 COUPE OR THE OTHER OR WHAT TIME DOES NOT EXCEED 4m00.

JE PEUX RAJOUTER UN PEU D'ARGENT A VOIR SUR PLACE

I CAN ADD A BIT OF MONEY TO SEE ON THE SPOT

JE SUIS JOIGNABLE DE 14H00 A 21H00.

I am available from 14:00 to 21:00.

CORDIALEMENT

CORDIALLY

So 700 euro for it sounds pretty good, gotta be worth that much it is pretty rare