The grumpy thread

[Pillock]

The crap thing being, that if the volume controls don't work at that point they won't work at all! No hardware support, the original version of Windows would have some hackarounds pre-installed.What model Advent is it?

[Rusty Pelican]

Light Bulb blows in kitchen , blows fuse in fuse box , old fashioned rewirable ones , no torch , use lighter , burn fingers , trip over the hoover , pull out wrong fuse , burn fingers again , pull out correct fuse , cant find fuse wire , find fuse wire , cant find glasses , FUCKIT , candles til tomarrow then , at least ive got a light for those

[myglaren]

Says it is "Verona Black"

[whitevanman]

Says it is "Verona Black"

think I might have shagged her back in 2002...not sure though

[myglaren]

^ROFL Sound working fine - the controls were disabled during installation to impose Microsoft Proselytism.Seems a decent little machine, unlike many of its predecessors.

[Tayne]

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[whitevanman]

she lived in the North East.....but not Scotland though hence why I said it in reality she was Veronica Black and it was a fair few years before 2002

[Pillock]

Says it is "Verona Black"

Aaah, glad sound works afterall.... the Veronas aren't bad machines really, better than a lot of chod we sold under that brand!

[whitevanman]

1000 post by fuck...and the reward? downgrade from a Wedge to a bloody French car worse its an Ami................ so when do I get to be something else then??

[CortinaDave]

I think we have to get to 2000 posts before we get rid of the Ami! Completely with you on that Dunc, I think a wedge is a far higher grade of shite than an Ami ! That 2000 post barrier cant come soon enough

[whitevanman]

I might have to make a thread out of the rebuilding of the Orion ...just to get the post count up, and put more effort into my spotted thread

[FredTransit]

Aaaargh! Bleedin Afganistan! Lost interest in it a week after it happened. Total waste of money massive PR exersise for the gov that kills innocent people.

[whitevanman]

Aaaargh! Bleedin Afganistan! Lost interest in it a week after it happened. Total waste of money massive PR exersise for the gov that kills innocent people.

must say I have a passing interest as my Lad has been on one tour and is heading back out again in a couple of weeks...

[Rusty Pelican]

Aaaargh! Bleedin Afganistan! Lost interest in it a week after it happened. Total waste of money massive PR exersise for the gov that kills innocent people.

must say I have a passing interest as my Lad has been on one tour and is heading back out again in a couple of weeks...

Me too , stepson goes back the middle of March

[ashmicro]

Aaaargh! Bleedin Afganistan! Lost interest in it a week after it happened. Total waste of money massive PR exersise for the gov that kills innocent people.

must say I have a passing interest as my Lad has been on one tour and is heading back out again in a couple of weeks...

Me too , stepson goes back the middle of March

Likewise. Had a cousin wounded there, and another still serving.Gotta say though that the news media rip the arse out of it.

[ashmicro]

And while on the subject of news media - The sodding BBC News Channel. What a load of shit. Constant repetition and an obsession with the weather, forecasts for which are frequently repetition and nearly always wrong. I swear every time I put it on there's some overdressed cretin prattling on about "Spits and spots of rain", and "wintry flurries" WTF?!?!I don't need some twat telling me to "wrap up warm". It's February, I'm 37 and have been dressing myself for 15 years. I KNOW TO WEAR A FUCKING COAT.

[pogweasel]

I'm 37 and have been dressing myself for 15 years.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!

[FredTransit]

Aaaargh! Bleedin Afganistan! Lost interest in it a week after it happened. Total waste of money massive PR exersise for the gov that kills innocent people.

must say I have a passing interest as my Lad has been on one tour and is heading back out again in a couple of weeks...

Me too , stepson goes back the middle of March

Likewise. Had a cousin wounded there, and another still serving.Gotta say though that the news media rip the arse out of it.

Have to add they are doing a job I would not do, but they shouldn't be there getting killed and maimed. The billions wasted on this 'war' would be better spent at home. If they are so desperate to protect us, spend the money on the police and stop ignoring intelligence when it drops in your lap FFS!

[Cavcraft]

Absolutely, and I take my hat off to those who are fighting this war or any other. The British armed forces are the best in the world imho.

[pompei]

Fuggin Sleazyjet. The Fuhrer & I booked a 3 day break in Naples last October. We were due to fly yesterday afternoon. 90 mins before departure, they cancelled the flight. Now they're disputing paying up for hotel etc costs. GRRR

[Father Ted]

Virgin Twatting Media again.Waited in between 8am and 12pm, no fecker showed up.

[RedSparrow]

Fuggin Sleazyjet. The Fuhrer & I booked a 3 day break in Naples last October. We were due to fly yesterday afternoon. 90 mins before departure, they cancelled the flight. Now they're disputing paying up for hotel etc costs. GRRR

Yup, they are shit, I have vowed to never use them again.And just to show I'm not a snob, British Airways are a pile of cunts too.

[Mr Lobster]

I quite like British Airways, cheap if you can book far enough in advance. Don't get treated like cattle and they give you alcohol too. Works for me!

[Cavcraft]

It's some of our friends from across the Mersey again for me:'Hey lad, gizza light', or 'gizza light laa'.I think that is supposed to mean 'excuse me mate, can I have a light please?'Either way ask properly or you don't fucking get one.

[Rusty Pelican]

Just where do these stinking colds i get come from , bugger off you lergy carriers , breath on someone else please

[Cavcraft]

Gaytime television:What Britain needs right now is some more fucking mincers telling us we need yellow curtains with big red spots on them and then flustering round like a big girl's blouse because 'the futon doesn't go there love'

[Mr H Sceptre]

Gaytime television:What Britain needs right now is some more fucking mincers telling us we need yellow curtains with big red spots on them and then flustering round like a big girl's blouse because 'the futon doesn't go there love'

LOLZORZZZZZZZZZZ

[Tayne]

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[RedSparrow]

Lufthansa is my airline of choice. Cheap and efficient, and usually lovely German air hostesses with nice bottoms.Sorry, I've had a few gins, y'know.

[Mr Lobster]

It's some of our friends from across the Mersey again for me:'Hey lad, gizza light', or 'gizza light laa'.I think that is supposed to mean 'excuse me mate, can I have a light please?'Either way ask properly or you don't fucking get one.

I get fuggin dozens of these twats at work.'Gor any Golfs or Focis laa?'Even if I have dozens of the fuckers sat there just waiting to be rented the answer in these circumstances is always NO.