The grumpy thread

[Negative Creep]

Definitely the header tank (which was nice and clean when I bought it). Porbably need a compression test to know for sure, but very tempted just to cut my losses and just add it to the "seemed like a good idea at the time" list of cars I've owned

[Richard]

Any union types on here?

 

I'm sick of work's antics.

 

Chaseracer I believe.

[HillmanImp]

Work are cunts. Our holiday policy has always been that you can carry over as much holiday as you want as hey its your holiday. Just dont take it when you are needed next year. 

 

Now they have said in September of a Jan-Dec holiday year that I need to take all my holiday as I can't carry any over anymore. Its not like I have a lot to take but ut would have been nice if I could have taken it in the summer rather than you telling me this as soon as the sun has gone away. 

[mattblack]

Does selling anything with 4 wheels attract timewasters?

 

Advertised a mobility scooter on gumtree, within 5 minutes of me posting the ad someone rang, asked various questions (the answers to which were in the ad anyway) and said they would ring back the next evening to arrange to come and have a look. did they ring back? Did they bollocks.

 

Last night someone rang, on behalf of someone else, rang back again when they had contacted this other person and said they would come round tonight. Got a text this morning say could their son come round after lunch to look at it... er no because believe it or not I'm at work.

Got another text this afternoon saying they can't make it tonight and don't know when they can get to see it.

 

Anyone know if there's a such a thing as mobility scooter banger racing?

 

P.S. Anyone want a cheap mobility scooter?

[HillmanImp]

 

Is why. I live in one of the worse areas of Leeds and when I see a mobility scooter in the distance I play 'Disabled or lazy'.

 

Round my way, its normally lazy.

 

You have not got a product that generally appeals to a high class of person. You may well be lucky to get a genuine person who needs one but no matter where you are there will be a million of these goons wanting this to take their dogs for a walk to the off licence or bingo hall. 

[overrun]

What is it with so many cars driving around with front fog lights on all of the time?

Very rarely they actually dazzle me, unless they're on an Evo or something, but it makes a Nissan Juke look like a fucking UFO.

 

Considering most(?) cars now come with automatic lights, surely you have to actively switch on the fogs?

I know on my Mondeo, the fogs will only operate if auto lights are turned off.

 

Plebs.

[Junkman]

What is it with so many cars driving around with front fog lights on all of the time?

 

They think they are cool. Pathetic.

[overrun]

They think they are cool. Pathetic.

I am more impressed to see a car without front fogs, these days.

Surely this isn't a 'spec' thing with these people?

 

Pathetic indeed.

 

Tossers sitting on the footbrake at traffic lights, junctions etc piss me off too.

Especially at night. Even more so if the car has blinding LED tail lights along with the third brake light.

 

You know you are doing it. That's why the entire interior of my car is bathed in red.

Don't be so fucking ignorant and show some common courtesy, you lazy bell ends.

 

I never do this if I have traffic behind me. Not even in my Escort with it's piss-poor tail lights and no third brake light.

Or when I do drive an auto, I put it in park.

 

It's not hard.

 

Speaking of the Escort. It is great for having a 'light race' when some tool won't dip their lights on a dark road.

A flick of full beam as a polite request. Nope? Front fogs on - still ignored. Full beam from headlights and the two blinding spotlights, then the inconsiderate bastard is nearly off the road.

 

I am The Gladiator.

[Junkman]

Tossers sitting on the footbrake at traffic lights, junctions etc piss me off too.

 

Please excuse, I drive Badermatics.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

What is it with so many cars driving around with front fog lights on all of the time?

Very rarely they actually dazzle me, unless they're on an Evo or something, but it makes a Nissan Juke look like a fucking UFO.

 

Considering most(?) cars now come with automatic lights, surely you have to actively switch on the fogs?

I know on my Mondeo, the fogs will only operate if auto lights are turned off.

 

Plebs.

 

I think some models now have DRLs in the same position foglights would be. 

[overrun]

I think some models now have DRLs in the same position foglights would be.

 

They're even worse. Now they do blind the fuck out of you.

 

I'm on about traditional halogen jobs though. They usually seem to be the type of driver who I would imagine to not even know how to switch them on, let alone make a concious effort every time they turn the key.

 

I keep seeing a Focus, if the light switch is anything like the one fitted to my Mondeo, then this low-life is doing it on purpose.

[overrun]

Please excuse, I drive Badermatics.

Not unless you have weak-ass tail light bulbs and no third brake light.

Otherwise, slip that sucker into P. Or N, your call.

[Junkman]

Whoever came up with that DRL

 

Not unless you have weak-ass tail light bulbs and no third brake light.
Otherwise, slip that sucker into P. Or N, your call.

 

The idea of slipping that thing into anything but D while I'm en route completely defies the idea of having a Badermatic, so all I can do is apologise again.

[Junkman]

I think some models now have DRLs in the same position foglights would be. 

 

Whoever came up with the idea of DRL in the first place should be executed in public.

And no, kittens will not die if you drive without DRL.

[Tetleysmooth]

Please excuse, I drive Badermatics.

+1

And I've got 4 brake lights on the arse end of mine.

Oops.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Incredibly, i agree with junkman, when i'm driving the mondeo (auto) i'm going to hold it on the brakes at a traffic light. Chew it!

[beko1987]

I hold the XM on the footbrake in N as the handbrake is a pile of french cheese shite apparently, and a faff to use.

 

However I have nice dim brake lights, one of which is out I think (but there's 2 on either side, so not illegal)

 

Talking of foglights, a Corsa B passed me this morning on the M40, rear fogs blazing away so much that when he braked like a twat to then dive into the outer lane to overtake someone at 2mph faster you couldnt make out the brake lights much...

 

I've never actually used foglights. Apart from seeing if they work, I find they make it worse in fog, as the light bounces back from the fog, so I'm driving into a white wall. Dipped beams only and I find I can peer through it. Until some modern tosser comes with his 3000w front fucking end and turns it back into a white wall of fuck.

[Wilko220]

 

Tossers sitting on the footbrake at traffic lights, junctions etc piss me off too.

Especially at night. Even more so if the car has blinding LED tail lights along with the third brake light.

 

You know you are doing it. That's why the entire interior of my car is bathed in red.

Don't be so fucking ignorant and show some common courtesy, you lazy bell ends.

 

I never do this if I have traffic behind me. Not even in my Escort with it's piss-poor tail lights and no third brake light.

Or when I do drive an auto, I put it in park.

 

It's not hard.

 

 

Since no-one else has, I'm going to agree with Mr Weigh.

At night, generally they get about 20 seconds grace before they experience my full beams in their rear view mirror in return.

[Station]

I always brake pedal it at traffic lights. I never get blinded by brake lights, and have never done it on purpose to blind the person behind me.

I think giving someone full beam because of it is a bit harsh, I was told to do that in my driving lesson (using the footbrake instead of the handbrake before moving away).

[Wilko220]

I always brake pedal it at traffic lights. I never get blinded by brake lights, and have never done it on purpose to blind the person behind me.

 

On reflection I have to admit, with older cars it's no big deal and doesn't bother me so much. But with the ridiculous LED laser light shows that some of these modern Audis, BMWs, Mercs, etc have on the back of them, it's like being at the options and having a pen torch shone in your eye.

I think anyone who drives a car with these extreme brake lights should be aware of it and have a bit of consideration for the poor bugger behind them!

[alf892]

I always brake pedal it at traffic lights. I never get blinded by brake lights, and have never done it on purpose to blind the person behind me.

I think giving someone full beam because of it is a bit harsh, I was told to do that in my driving lesson (using the footbrake instead of the handbrake before moving away).

+1. Don't see what the fuss is about ffs. Now............ rear fog lights at any time when there is a vehicle behind you are the behaviour of a twat.............all they serve to do is mask stop lights in condition when you most need to see them. I can only see the point if you were the only vehicle on a stretch of road and somebody may come up behind.

 

In reality you get queues of cars all with fogs blazing and dazzling each other and each driver twitchey on the brakes because it may be a been a stop lamp. No wonder people crash in fog.........it ain't lack of visibility that does it.

 

Then of course you get those (Audi/BMW/reps/anyone we hate) that bung the fogs on and drives like it is a summers day..........

[chaseracer]

And I know how to talk bollocks, give broken promises and not stand up for the people who are paying me to do my job of supporting them.

That's "the Party", not (most of) the unions... 

[chaseracer]

Any union types on here?

 

I'm sick of work's antics.

Jon, feel free to DM me.

[Station]

Jon, feel free to DM me.

 

 

???

[chaseracer]

"Direct Message"...

 

[ShiteRider]

I find most new "prestige cars" have these xenon/HID jobbies that are so bright i'll be driving down the road into the shadow of my own car.

[HillmanImp]

I am really lazy but keep meaning to write to VOSA about the lights on cars. I am constantly dazzled/flashed at by those bright (xenon?)  headlights everytime they hit the slightest bump in the road (Mercs for example), when several types of cars brake when approaching a turn you cant see their rear indicator as the lights surrounding it are too bright (Mito for example), the front indicators are in the middle of the car rather than on the corner so are less visable to pedestians (cant think of an example ......Pug 308?)

 

Its crazy. How can the manufacturers get away with this? They are meant to be making these cars safer but if they make these cars have 'trendy' lights rather than functional.

 

VW did do a good job on the rear lights on the Golf though which was one of the first culprits of the stupid light syndrome by moving the rear indicators to a more sensible place (although I wonder if their front indicators are in the moddle of the car now......I cant remember).

   

As far as Daylight Running Lights are concerned, I dont think they are a bad idea. As long as they are not too bright and are simply a good indicator that the car is being driven its fine. They provide a function, they can be used for 'style'* purposes but I think they do a job.

 

 

*they do look cheap

[alf892]

Trouble with DRLs is most don't put any rear lights on but they do light the dash...........so more people will drive without 'proper' lights using the little bit from the DRLs and thinking they have lights on cos the speedo is lit.

 

It has been proven on here that some mongs do hold licences so this will happen.

 

And anyway once every car has them we will be back to square one.

 

And anyone who can't see a car just cos it hasn't got DRLs should have their licence torn up

 

And soon Halfords will be marketing a range of retrofit LED shit and then stupid mongs will have then too

 

And I don't like them. So there

[cort16]

I get flashed all the time in my Merc because of I've got those bi-xenon things. Folk thing I've got it on main beam but I haven't.

[overrun]

And soon Halfords will be marketing a range of retrofit LED shit and then stupid mongs will have then too

Worry not, for Ring Automotive have Halfords well and truly stocked to the gills already!

 

How else do you think every Viper striped mk1 Scenic acquired those lovely* clearly factory fitted** 'ice blue' mong beacons?

 

"You'll never forget the first time you saw the new Renault Clio". Too true.

Those grille mounted DRL have to be the worst out there. Just the right height to blind the seeing fuck out of you.