500 pages of Victor Meldrew listening to The Smiths top 50!

[M'coli]

Do I come across as that angry?

Ummm....

A shit day at work, nearly knocked fuck out of bloke who pulled out in front of me coming home........

BOLLOCKS........ robbing cunts...

if they weren't so fucking useless

our union's fucking useless

I'm sick of the idiot bastards anyway,

she's got a cracking pair of tits

Actually, looking back you've probably complained less than others. Maybe you just have a way with words

I see. Erm. Incidentally I have a new job in the same place and am quite happy about it. Fancy that.

Office full of talent that hasn't as yet pissed you off?

[outlaw118]

So, it's that time again, I've added everything up from pages 151-200 on the grumpy old man thread, and the results are below....just for the last 50 pages, the "full chart" will follow soon.....OUR WINNAH/TEH GRUMPIEST1) Cavette, 46 posts2) Mr H Sceptre, 35 posts3) WhiteVanMan, 34 posts4) Hirst, 26 posts5)= Pogweasel & Richard, 22 posts7)= Certainly Barkin, Fred Transit, M'Coli, 21 posts10)= Pete-M, Mr Lobster, Dollywobbler, Retrogeezer, 20 posts14)= Chester Drawers, Watanabe, 19 posts16) Barrett, 18 posts17) Rusty Pelican, 17 posts18)= Milford Cubicle, Red Sparrow, Brammy777, Trigger, 16 posts.Well done to you all, you miserable bastards.

[Mr Lobster]

I've deliberately tried to be less grumpy of late

[Cavcraft]

My missus will be proud

[Milford Cubicle]

Number 18, I don't think I've been grumpy as such, just countering other people's grumpiness with my light hearted ripostes.

[outlaw118]

Thats probably the case, but it has to be said Mr cavette esq appears to need psychiatric assistance....

[Cavcraft]

Thats probably the case, but it has to be said Mr cavette esq appears to need psychiatric assistance....

It's a fugging drink I need. Yet another Saturday night flashes by without a pint of lager topped up with vodka from my rather natty 'gen-u-ine Communist' hip flask.Sometimes I'm happy honest. Like this morning when I offloaded some tat and got a corking deal out of it AND bought some Christmas prezzies for the missus and daughter.

[outlaw118]

So, here it is, the Top 20, cumulative results chart.....20) Pompei, was 17th, 53 posts19) Trigger, was 20th, 56 posts18) Retrogeezer, was 17th, 62 posts17) Milford Cubicle, was 16th, 63 posts16) RedSparrow, was 13th, 71 postsJ14) Watanabe, was 15th, 73 postsJ14) Father Ted, was 6th, 73 posts13) WhiteVanMan, was 20th, 74 posts12) FredTransit, was 13th, 76 posts11) M'Coli, was 12th 77 postsJ9) Pete-M, was 8th, 84 postsJ9) Richard, was 10th, 84 posts8) SirTainly Barkin, was 8th, 85 postsJ6) Pillock, was 5th, 92 postsJ6) Mr H Sceptre, was 11th, 92 posts5) Mr Lobster, was 4th, 109 posts4) Cavette, was 7th, 111 posts3) Dollywobbler, was 3rd, 129 posts2) Hirst, was 2nd, 147 postsAnd still in the lead, despite having his lead cut by Mr Hirst to just 7 posts, from 11 last time,POGWEASEL!!!!! with 154 posts.That is all.PS I've listed everyone in post order (there wasn't anything on telly, and the grandkids came round so I hid), so if you want to know your own personal position, let me know.

[Rusty Pelican]

Didnt make the last chart at all as Id just joined , now im no. 17 in the grumpy stakes but at least im not in the overall top 20 , S.A.D has really kicked in then .

[outlaw118]

Not only that RP, 17th over the last 50 pages, you're joint 26th overall!!! A total of 38 posts to the Grumpy Thread. Well done old chap!!!

[Rusty Pelican]

Not only that RP, 17th over the last 50 pages, you're joint 26th overall!!! A total of 38 posts to the Grumpy Thread. Well done old chap!!!

FINALLY !!! , I belong somewhere

[outlaw118]

Who was it that said "I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member?"

[Richard]

Groucho Marx I think

[Father Ted]

I am glad to see I have become "less grumpy" slipping from 4th to 6th to 14th.This may all change after today as I wait in / up from 7am to 7pm for a freezer to arrive from Laskys.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'm encouraged to see that I dont feature in the list at all.

[outlaw118]

Ha ha! Mr Nads, you're joint 32nd!!!

[FredTransit]

Well went up, then down now back on my way up again, now 12th. 6/10 must try harder....

[Justin Case]

I'm encouraged to see that I dont feature in the list at all.

Likewise, I just hope that I'm not the other joint 32nd

[outlaw118]

Yes you are Mr Alf, I hope you're happy!! China Tom needn't look so smug at the back either, you're joint 32nd too.

[barrett]

christ, if thats where i am after two months on this board then there's no bloody hope for me....and i'm just building up some steam before i rant about my newly developed HERNIA.....!

[Milford Cubicle]

I can't wait to hear about that.

I think I'll stop reading the GOM thread from now on.

[brammy777]

I had a hernia, wasnt very pleasent. But the operation, it isnt that bad and its a week off afterwards.The (one) stitch being removed was the most painful part.How did i rant so much? Probably work and college, holidays soon, thatll probably cheer me up.

[RedSparrow]

Frig. 72 posts.That means that over 10% of all my posts have been grumpy ones!

[Spottedlaurel]

Yes you are Mr Alf, I hope you're happy!! China Tom needn't look so smug at the back either, you're joint 32nd too.

Is there anything below joint 32nd? That's where I suspect I'll be.

[outlaw118]

Yep Spotty, I've listed everone who's posted; you're joint 77th with 6 posts.Must try harder. :wink:Barrett: well done on making the list in such a short space of time; in the cumulative list your 18 posts put you joint 41st overall.Milford: At least you can draw some comfort from the fact that your not as apparently as raging as Cavette/Hirst/Pog....Like I said, anyone want to know their position in the 200 page chart, let me know, I'll have a look.Next update at 250 pages, which won't take long I'm guessing, Christmas is nearly here, and that makes everyone a bit pissy. Well, it does me anyway.

[Lankytim]

I wasnt going to post but im dying to see where I came!

[outlaw118]

Joint 65th, nine posts......

[Lankytim]

Ha, pretty un-grumpy, considering...

[Guest]

Like I said, anyone want to know their position in the 200 page chart, let me know, I'll have a look.

Go on then - and increase the post count by one because I got spectacularly cranky on flying from Southampton Airport last week.

[outlaw118]

joint 61st, 10 posts!!