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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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5 minutes ago, snagglepuss said:

If I win this then womble juniors dream may also come true!

 

 

No. His dream is a Citroen C1.

This might just be his nightmare.... Personally I think he will be beating birds off with a shifty stick it be rocks up to Blackburn college in that.

You know what.... Make that another 3 rsndoms  please.....

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Iamgroot Rank: BL Wedge

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2 hours ago, gadgetgricey said:

Ok then .

Three additional randoms please,.

1 x Iamgroot, 1x HMC (as he loves Rovers), and 1 x Dollywobbler (as he likes a free Rover)

Now all we need is for the draw to go ahead and they dont' know until Doc contacts them to ask when they want to collect.

Oh shit! Thanks though, how many left til we sold it out buying tickets for other people?

DoctorRetro Rank: Lancia Gamma

DoctorRetro

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45 minutes ago, Saabnut said:

Loving this thread.

 

Hating the car!

 

Have a free bump!

Oi, watch it, or I'll make you drive the Rover to Aberdeen on Tuesday ;)

 

Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

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I just hit up cartakeback.com to see how much the lucky winner stands to ma.., er sorry i meant “can value their new asset at”, however it seems that somebody has beaten me to it ?

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DoctorRetro Rank: Lancia Gamma

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It was me - £140 apparently. 

DoctorRetro Rank: Lancia Gamma

DoctorRetro

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The brake vibration is back. ?

Starting to wonder if even I am cruel enough to inflict this fine* machine on anyone. I'd even feel guilty selling it to Cartakeback... :D

Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

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Tell you what, give me 3 randoms on behalf of Cartakeback. If i “win”, you can make the phonecall, and whatever they pay for the car goes to the Forum financing kitty. 

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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So what's the current state of roffflees sold then. I'm serious think of wasting some money and giving it sis/BiL as an early Xmas presie if I won. They live in that neck of the wood (well nearer there than me), should get them banned from the classic car shows they usually take their well looked after and extremely well polished motors to.

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Sealtainn Rank: BL Wedge

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On 5/5/2019 at 8:43 AM, Saabnut said:

Loving this thread.

 

Hating the car!

 

Have a free bump!

That’s got to be “Put me down for 2 randoms in the name of Saabnut” please ?

No need to thank me, you’re welcome 

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Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

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On 5/4/2019 at 9:27 PM, NorthernMonkey said:

Oh go on then...three for Bucketeer as well ?

You are aware you've now bought nine tickets? 

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Ohdearme Rank: Renault 16

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Three please. One for me, one for Njgleeds and one for for Gadgetgricey.

I bet it would sell on eBay as a ready to go banger rally car...might be a market in this.

NorthernMonkey Rank: Renault 16

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15 minutes ago, Yoss said:

You are aware you've now bought nine tickets? 

Is that all? Go on then...one for Yoss too.

May as well round it up.

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Fuck it, three, Ran Dom or whoever he's called, I'll take the flack, all for me, sod sis/BiL etc .

 

 

Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Oh bollocks. I now feel compelled to return the favour* as poor old NorthernMonkey currently only has three numbers in his own name despite having bought ten. 

So one random for NorthernMonkey from me please. 

Now I'm scared. What the fuck do I do with that if I win? Where do I even put it? Where is the car currently located, I can't see anything in the text? I suppose I get a day out even I just drive it over the nearest cliff. Are there any cliffs nearby? 

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NorthernMonkey Rank: Renault 16

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1 hour ago, Yoss said:

 

Oh bollocks. I now feel compelled to return the favour* as poor old NorthernMonkey currently only has three numbers in his own name despite having bought ten. 

So one random for NorthernMonkey from me please. 

 

 

Aye. Cheers pal.

 

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17 hours ago, Yoss said:

Oh bollocks. I now feel compelled to return the favour* as poor old NorthernMonkey currently only has three numbers in his own name despite having bought ten. 

So one random for NorthernMonkey from me please. 

Now I'm scared. What the fuck do I do with that if I win? Where do I even put it? Where is the car currently located, I can't see anything in the text? I suppose I get a day out even I just drive it over the nearest cliff. Are there any cliffs nearby? 

 

tow it behind the Routemaster? :mrgreen:

Saabnut Rank: Renault 16

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23 hours ago, Sealtainn said:

That’s got to be “Put me down for 2 randoms in the name of Saabnut” please ?

No need to thank me, you’re welcome 

In the early hours of this morning I saw this in the metal rust add on tat all its glory.

Thanks are not the first words that come to mind! It is also 545 miles away. If I win this I WILL have my revenge! :-)

 

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Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

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Doc what’s your nearest “grab it with a claw and throw it in a crusher” scrap yard called?

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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1 hour ago, Saabnut said:

In the early hours of this morning I saw this in the metal rust add on tat all its glory.

Thanks are not the first words that come to mind! It is also 545 miles away. If I win this I WILL have my revenge! :-)

 

Couldn't you collect it on your way to France and leave it there, or in the Channel?

DoctorRetro Rank: Lancia Gamma

DoctorRetro

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Oi you lot. This is a perfectly good car with mot until Jan 2020.

It just needs a couple of brake discs, an exhaust down pipe and decluttering. 

The only drawback is the colour, but surely that's not the end of the world? 

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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1 minute ago, TheDoctor said:

 

The only drawback is the colour, but surely that's not the end of the world? 

The only reason I've actually entered for myself (after having sobered down), is I recon that with a good polish it'll look absolutely like new.

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loserone Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That gin must be good

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Ohdearme Rank: Renault 16

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3 minutes ago, loserone said:

That gin must be good

I have a cunning plan...

 

...but mostly it’s the gin

Noel Tidybeard Rank: Lancia Gamma

Noel Tidybeard

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On 5/6/2019 at 5:53 PM, TheDoctor said:

https://youtu.be/zJvNw9CISJk

Was underneath checking the exhaust. Thought I'd record the noise.. 

yep that's an XUD alright!

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